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"Who dat" with the largest penises in America?

post #1 of 32
3/27/10 at 3:02pm
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New Orleans, D.C., & New Hampshire top the charts for penis size. Full lists in link by state and city.

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Here are some highlights from Condomania's penis database:

* Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
* Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
* Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
* Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
* Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
* Blue States vs Red States: Blue States' Average Penis Size is Bigger!
* Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3" in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10" in Length
* Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5" in Length, 50% are Between 5" and 6" in Length and 25% are Longer than 6" in Length
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post #2 of 32
3/27/10 at 3:09pm
lol Dallas/Fort Worth

GUESS EVERYTHING ISN'T BIGGER IN TEXAS YOU EGOMANIACAL STATE-CENTRIC ASSHOLES

Also my dicks are pretty big.
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post #3 of 32
3/27/10 at 3:10pm
Exactly how many dicks do you have, Jake?
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post #4 of 32
3/27/10 at 3:16pm
four
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post #5 of 32
3/27/10 at 3:21pm
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four
Boxers or tighty whities then?
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post #6 of 32
3/27/10 at 3:21pm
Anyone else surprised by New Hampshire's showing? There are literally NO black people there.
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post #7 of 32
3/27/10 at 3:26pm
No, but their gay population is the 2nd largest in the country by state.
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post #8 of 32
3/27/10 at 3:28pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
lol Dallas/Fort Worth
I call shenanigans. They never found out about my long horn.
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post #9 of 32
3/27/10 at 3:30pm
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Originally Posted by Zollicoffer View Post
I call shenanigans. They never found out about my long horn.
"This is why they call me the Beefmaster."
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post #10 of 32
3/27/10 at 4:31pm
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Originally Posted by Zollicoffer View Post
I call shenanigans. They never found out about my long horn.
You should toot your own horn more then.
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post #11 of 32
3/27/10 at 4:45pm
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post #12 of 32
3/27/10 at 8:42pm
Interesting statisdicks.
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post #13 of 32
3/27/10 at 9:14pm
I am not small, and I am not in the 50%, but it nothing to really right home about. Mine is just workman like I guess.

It the story of my life, I just hammer time, not superman.
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post #14 of 32
3/27/10 at 9:15pm
D.C. is ranked #2? Well, I guess it is teeming with bloated cocks.
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post #15 of 32
3/27/10 at 9:17pm
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Originally Posted by Robert Hill View Post
I am not small, and I am not in the 50%, but it nothing to really right home about. Mine is just workman like I guess.

It the story of my life, I just hammer time, not superman.
unnnggg can we delete this post cool thanks guys
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post #16 of 32
3/27/10 at 9:26pm
He has the freedom to post what he wants, Jake. It doesn't matter if you think the post is write or wrong.
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post #17 of 32
3/27/10 at 9:31pm
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unnnggg can we delete this post cool thanks guys
I new it would get to someone, evil laugh.
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post #18 of 32
3/27/10 at 9:46pm
I got my census paperwork this week, had no idea it was this thorough!
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post #19 of 32
3/27/10 at 9:51pm
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Originally Posted by Nick Nunziata View Post
I got my census paperwork this week, had no idea it was this thorough!
Did you for get to put down your dick size?
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post #20 of 32
3/27/10 at 10:20pm
man that's the same joke he just made
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post #21 of 32
3/27/10 at 10:37pm
Hey guys my census asked for both height and length wtf
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post #22 of 32
3/27/10 at 11:35pm
0-2 Robert, O for two.
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post #23 of 32
3/29/10 at 4:25pm
I can only speak for myself. Its true.
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post #24 of 32
3/29/10 at 4:53pm
So eenin is dyslexic AND has a small dick?
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post #25 of 32
3/29/10 at 4:58pm
wreckin' decks and gettin' sex
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post #26 of 32
3/29/10 at 5:06pm
Going by the size of condoms that are sold is bad statistics for the same reason that self-reported size in the original Kinsey studies were bad statistics: people fucking lie to themselves and others about this shit. Very few people have the confidence and decency to go up to a cash register with a size deemed "below average."

Also, if you remove the ego aspect from it, most people are fucking morons, which makes these kinds of figures even more unreliable.

Most women, for instance, buy the wrong bra size. This isn't because they think an ill-fitting bra makes people think they have bigger tits than they do, but because they seriously do not understand what "proper fit" consists in.

When you consider that most men who buy condoms are insecure morons who haven't had a decent sex ed class in their entirel ives--thanks, Reagan--it both throws a pall over this kind of presentation and your ability to not have a Scotch and .44 and highball in the morning.
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post #27 of 32
3/29/10 at 6:28pm
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...it both throws a pall over this kind of presentation and your ability to not have a Scotch and .44 and highball in the morning.
Uh... wat?
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post #28 of 32
3/29/10 at 6:29pm
So the reason New Orelans wasn't helped in the first few days was not because of government clusterfucking. But rather that Dubya (From Texas) was jealous.
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post #29 of 32
3/29/10 at 6:32pm
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Originally Posted by joeypants View Post
Uh... wat?
I find the fact that more than 50% of people--with whom I have to share air and resources--are complete and utter fucking morons suicidally depressing. Particularly since we live in a democratic republic.
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post #30 of 32
3/29/10 at 6:40pm
Hey! Just 'cause my dick is fucking HUUUUUUUUGE, it don't mean I'm some kind of moron. Learn how to interpret statistics, sir.
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post #31 of 32
3/30/10 at 1:32am
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Interesting posts, Cuchulain. My critique of the "study" is that by using condom sales, they omit the very large percentage of people who don't use condoms. You know, like that crazy Duggar family with 20 gazillian kids. That guy's penis is doing something right.
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post #32 of 32
3/30/10 at 1:37am
NH should change their motto from "Live Free Or Die" to "Live Free Or Die Hard".

Also, I live in FL (you know... USA's wang). That should count for something.
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