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Caption this: Gerard Butler

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I'll give you water and earth ... Persian.
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"Next up on Bowling with Aniston..."
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'Cough'.
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Aniston finger puppet released!
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Claw Abiding Citizen.
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This...is...my...finga!!!!!
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Ummm, where's his middle finger? I mean, I can see his ring finger is digging for gold, but Mr. Butler appears to be either short a digit, or 1 finger halfway in, and another probing the bottom of her lungs...
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"I'll be there for yooooon river!"
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"Relaaaaaaax."
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Reminds me of this poster Nick made...

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Whut whut....
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Originally Posted by Scott View Post
Reminds me of this poster Nick made...

He's a loyal Chud reader, apparently. That, or Nick's been abusing his insider industry knowledge in the name of crass humor.
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"I love my life"
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"This...is...SHOCKER!"
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"When the relationship started, like all Gerard's girlfriends, she was inspected...."
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"My finger smells like The Bounty Hunter".
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The Aristocrats!
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"Rachel, Ross wanted me to give this to you."
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Ever dance with a finger in your anus in a pale moon light?
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"Brad was right; we both have the same glove size"
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"Honk honk"
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"Oh no, Gerard...I really have to let one fly but don't want to embarrass myself in front of all these people..."

"Don't worry Jen...I've got your back. Trust me."
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"I call this move 'Slippin' Through the Hot Gates of Thermopylae'!"
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
"I call this move 'Slippin' Through the Hot Gates of Thermopylae'!"
This one gets my vote. But you know how photographers are always saying stupid things to get you to smile? Maybe the photographer said "stinky pinky."
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Curveball, outside corner...
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Ahhhhhh.....98.8 degrees....perfect!
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Winner!
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Jennifer's ass is like Ellis Island for Hollywood studs.

"Bring me your tired, your poor, your weak, your hung, your horny...."
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Gamer.
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what's that, sweep? (one for the UK contingent)
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Gerard tries to explain:

“I’m a bit of a bad boy,” the 40-year-old Scottish stud tells the Johnjay and Rich radio show. “By the way, I’m still not sure my hand is really on her butt. I think that’s just the way the camera angled. I haven’t actually seen it.”

http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/04...ton-butt-grab/
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