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post #1 of 28
3/29/10 at 5:17pm
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...to kill someone and then set off bombs at the funeral to kill cops and stuff.

Said militia has been snuffed.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36075836...urts?GT1=43001

Fuckers.
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post #2 of 28
3/29/10 at 5:22pm
Ah Jesus. Of course most of them are from Michigan. Sadly, producing militia types seems to be one of our specialties.
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post #3 of 28
3/29/10 at 5:22pm
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The suspects included six people from Michigan, two from Ohio and one from Indiana, officials said.
Seriously, Michigan, what the fuck is happening in your state?

ETA: Good timing, James!
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post #4 of 28
3/29/10 at 5:27pm
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For a change, it's not about Detroit.

So the city's got that going for it. Which is nice.
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post #5 of 28
3/29/10 at 5:33pm
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Originally Posted by teledork View Post
...to kill someone and then set off bombs at the funeral to kill cops and stuff.

Said militia has been snuffed.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/36075836...urts?GT1=43001

Fuckers.
Just one question: Why are they a Christian "militia" and not a Christan terrorist cell?

It seems like we're doing these guys a favor by cloaking their despicable hate mongering in the vernacular of the American Revolution.

The same way the racists gun nuts in Texas call themselves "Minute Men"
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post #6 of 28
3/29/10 at 5:36pm
Check out their website. A little creepy. Their forums include topics such as "Post any intel relating to local threats to the Hutaree such as government operations against us" and "Report here any situation which needs the attention of the Hutaree."
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post #7 of 28
3/29/10 at 5:41pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Check out their website. A little creepy. Their forums include topics such as "Post any intel relating to local threats to the Hutaree such as government operations against us" and "Report here any situation which needs the attention of the Hutaree."
Psssst, apparently you're all going to get arrested a few hours ago.
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post #8 of 28
3/29/10 at 5:46pm
Beware of accessing the forums from work, it's being overrun by the internet and there's a lot of stuff you might not be able to unsee ... :-/
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post #9 of 28
3/29/10 at 5:48pm
Most of the good stuff requires you to be a member to view, and signing up struck me as sort of a bad idea right about now.
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post #10 of 28
3/29/10 at 6:51pm
Is that pronounced like the film HATARI? Or is it hootery?

And in playing Fallout, Fable, Oblivion, Dragon Age, etc...How come, even after spending 30 minutes fiddling with sliders, my player characters still come out looking like these bozos?

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post #11 of 28
3/29/10 at 6:55pm
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Originally Posted by CRAZY FUCKING WEBSITE
Evil Jew Forum

Talk about being an evil Jew and how we are taking over the world in our own private forum where no one else can see. Shalomi or something
Yeesh.
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post #12 of 28
3/29/10 at 7:11pm
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Just one question: Why are they a Christian "militia" and not a Christan terrorist cell?

It seems like we're doing these guys a favor by cloaking their despicable hate mongering in the vernacular of the American Revolution.

The same way the racists gun nuts in Texas call themselves "Minute Men"
No, they were actually called Minute Men, a lot of them under three feet tall. As a matter of fact, way back in history people were shorter.

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post #13 of 28
3/29/10 at 11:29pm
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No, they were actually called Minute Men, a lot of them under three feet tall. As a matter of fact, way back in history people were shorter.
such a green box to you, sir
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post #14 of 28
3/30/10 at 12:12am
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Yeesh.
Why do I never get invited to the evil Jew forums? I wanna rule the world to...

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post #15 of 28
3/30/10 at 1:33pm
Wow, /b/ is raiding their forum hard.
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post #16 of 28
3/30/10 at 1:43pm
We did it for the lulz.
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post #17 of 28
3/30/10 at 1:49pm
The topic "all the moderators are in jail so you can post to your hearts desire!!" is killing me.

Can't figure out if this guy is real...

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Originally Posted by Bubba
What's wrong with you Godless @#$% taking advantage of the poor patriots who are now in jail.

Don't you know that Jesus commands us to kill police officers. For is it not written...

"Let him who is without sin cast the first stone at those flat-footed sons of bitches.”

Read your Bibles!!!
Either way, I love it when conservative nutjobs use all these historic buzz-words to make their cause seem noble and in absolutely no way retarded. Tea party, for example.
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post #18 of 28
3/30/10 at 1:57pm
I would appreciate an opinion on the naming conventions for these far right wack jobs


Why does the media dignify them by calling them a "Christian Militia"? If they were muslim and planned to blow stuff up and kill cops, I think we'd all be using a different word.
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post #19 of 28
3/30/10 at 2:00pm
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Can't figure out if this guy is real...
Fine tune your sarcasm detectors, I think it's pretty obviously a guy joking around.
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post #20 of 28
3/30/10 at 2:04pm
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I would appreciate an opinion on the naming conventions for these far right wack jobs


Why does the media dignify them by calling them a "Christian Militia"? If they were muslim and planned to blow stuff up and kill cops, I think we'd all be using a different word.
I appreciate it. Let's everyone know that Christian's can be just as bat-shit crazy as any others. I'm glad they make sure to throw Christian in there, and not just Militia.
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post #21 of 28
3/30/10 at 2:18pm
Hutaree? Is that like something from Dune or something?
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post #22 of 28
3/30/10 at 2:20pm
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica View Post
Fine tune your sarcasm detectors, I think it's pretty obviously a guy joking around.
That's the thing, it can be difficult to discern parody and seriousness with the hardcore conservatives. The name Bubba is a dead giveaway, but I've seen weirder shit written on the Internet meant to be taken seriously.
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post #23 of 28
3/30/10 at 2:46pm
Surprise, surprise, another democratic president, another rash of militia activity. The heavy religious angle's new, though - the last spate of militia discontent during Clinton's time in office was more "New World Order/Big Brother/Dumbing Down Our Nation's Youth/Black Unmarked Helicopter" paranoid fear-mongering than anything biblical in nature.
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post #24 of 28
3/30/10 at 7:18pm
Oh, hey, remember when I said Tim LaHaye was one of the worst people on the planet?

http://slacktivist.typepad.com/slack...-wannabes.html

Look at that.
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post #25 of 28
3/30/10 at 10:06pm
It makes sense that these lunatics would be post-tribulationists. Otherwise, why the firepower?
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post #26 of 28
3/30/10 at 10:14pm
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Why does the media dignify them by calling them a "Christian Militia"? If they were muslim and planned to blow stuff up and kill cops, I think we'd all be using a different word.
It's an obscure reference to a song on the first album of 1980s punk rock band New Model Army.

Everybody likes a righteous cause! / Worshipping the devil in the name of God!
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post #27 of 28
3/31/10 at 6:26pm
I was having breakfast with the old man today. As he was reading of this story he said, it is brotherhood of the wolf.
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post #28 of 28
4/1/10 at 12:19pm
Unfortunately, there are many copies.
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