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Originally Posted by mediumdave 
Holy bad. The acting and writing are garbage in this. That fucking thumb thing...Jesus. The actual feel, the vibe from the game is kinda cool, but all the written stuff is pretty weak.
I get this feeling they were trying to go for a noir take on Samus. A noir take would've been badass. Bounty hunter. Tragic back story. Loneliness in space. Constant GODDAMN narration. Just add some booze, cigarettes and a lost love (Adam could have easily filled this role) and you could've have a slick little story. But they fucked it all to hell by making it shitty and hiring crap actors. Now I see why they've been worried about voicing the Zelda games. If you give your character the VA of whatever chick the game's director is banging, it's gonna be kinda bad.
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It utterly surprises me that they evidently didn't bring Jennifer Hale back for another go-round as Samus. WTF? And why did they not use the nunchuck for analog control? First-person would still have worked, and made this game amazing.
Also, have been playing this for a little while, and there's no brightness adjustment?
No, I'm serious -- I'm having a real hard time seeing things in the corners and such, so I try to find the "Options"...option...in the menu, and there isn't one. Which also means that I couldn't find any sort of brightness-adjuster. So naturally, I try to turn up my TV's brightness (playing on a 52" plasma), but I tried for twenty minutes and my first death came from Shriekbats that I
just did not fucking see. They were as ninjas in the night.
I finally found the TV's brightness setting, it helped a lot. I moved it up like twenty notches, and all of a sudden I can see every little corner and such.
I always saw Samus as a strong-willed, badass heroine. But in a attempt to make this game appeal more to the Japanese gamer audience, they turned her into a whiny, submissive little girl constantly seeking Adam's approval. Still think I'll be having some major fun with this one, but man,
XPlay sure raped it in their review -- "2 out of 5," I think it was.