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Chief questions use of Taser on 10-year old boy

post #1 of 17
4/2/10 at 7:48am
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http://www.indystar.com/article/2010...-10-questioned

Ya fuckin' think, there, buddy?

Go get 'em Martinsville, PD. Jesus, I'd hate to see how they respond to some unruly elderly or a toddler throwing a fit.

Also, slapping involved, which weirdly, I'm kinda cool with.
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post #2 of 17
4/2/10 at 8:05am
What, haven't you watched any of the 3 Ninjas movies? 10 year olds can be fucking lethal. You have to be proactive when you protect yourself.
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post #3 of 17
4/2/10 at 9:12am
I took my son to a playground the other day, and while I was pushing him on a swing, I saw some ten year old kid pounding on his older sisters back (while she was holding a baby). You know how I got him to stop? I yelled "HEY". Ten year olds: not hard to reach. Don't need high voltage devices.
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post #4 of 17
4/2/10 at 11:00am
Reminds me of the genius police chief who ordered an officer to taser a distraught guy who was standing on the ledge of a building because he was threatening to commit suicide. Guess what happened?
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post #5 of 17
4/2/10 at 12:53pm
The street cleaners got overtime?
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post #6 of 17
4/2/10 at 1:01pm
The cable got fixed?
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post #7 of 17
4/2/10 at 1:07pm
Quote:
"There are always alternatives to really anything you do."
Jon Davis: Police Chief, Philosopher.

He's right, though. Since when is a face full of mace not good enough for a ten year-old anymore?
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post #8 of 17
4/2/10 at 1:10pm
Mace = Allergic reaction leading to death.

Taser = Induced cardiac arrest leading to death.

Remember when they just used to shoot people? Hell, there's always just blasting the kid with a water hose.

If that doesn't work, I hear time outs are effective against dumb kids.
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post #9 of 17
4/2/10 at 3:54pm
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Originally Posted by Anderson View Post
Mace = Allergic reaction leading to death.

Taser = Induced cardiac arrest leading to death.

Remember when they just used to shoot people? Hell, there's always just blasting the kid with a water hose.

If that doesn't work, I hear time outs are effective against dumb kids.
Billy clubs are also aces. But they leave marks.
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post #10 of 17
4/2/10 at 4:03pm
Daredevil advocates billy clubs. He's a lawyer, he should know.
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post #11 of 17
4/2/10 at 4:07pm
God, I really want to see footage of an unruly ten year-old getting blasted by a full-power firetruck hose now.
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post #12 of 17
4/2/10 at 4:16pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
God, I really want to see footage of an unruly ten year-old getting blasted by a full-power firetruck hose now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXc5ltzKq3Y#t=00m25s
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post #13 of 17
4/2/10 at 4:23pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I knew what it was gonna be, but I laughed before I even clicked the link. Then I watched it and laughed again.
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post #14 of 17
4/3/10 at 1:15pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
Billy clubs are also aces. But they leave marks.
Isn't that why god invented bags full of oranges and phone books?
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post #15 of 17
4/3/10 at 3:38pm
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Isn't that why god invented bags full of oranges and phone books?
I thought that was socks with soap bars and rubber hoses?
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post #16 of 17
4/3/10 at 3:46pm
10-year-olds should arm themselves. Like this playful scamp:

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post #17 of 17
4/3/10 at 5:48pm
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Originally Posted by Robert Hill View Post
I thought that was socks with soap bars and rubber hoses?
Or socks filled with pennies.
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