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Seagal's other "Fire Down Below"

post #1 of 40
4/13/10 at 12:04pm
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Russian Sex Slaves, Physiological Reactions, all the good stuff.
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post #2 of 40
4/13/10 at 12:41pm
Phew. You scared me.

I thought my man Steven just got chlamydia.
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post #3 of 40
4/13/10 at 12:45pm
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If he's advertising on Craigslist, can't be far away.
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post #4 of 40
4/13/10 at 12:49pm
massive lol at "unique physiological reaction"
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post #5 of 40
4/13/10 at 12:49pm
Haha that's amazing. I really hope all of this is true.
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post #6 of 40
4/13/10 at 1:02pm
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an attack that stopped only when she ran away.
Man, I had a good laugh at this part.




This can't be real, right?
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post #7 of 40
4/13/10 at 1:11pm
And now we finally have the true definition of "good medicine."
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post #8 of 40
4/13/10 at 1:37pm
Sounds like he was interesting in exploring her...DARK TERRITORY. His lawyers are no doubt hoping that he is...ABOVE THE LAW.
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post #9 of 40
4/13/10 at 1:39pm
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Originally Posted by Episode29 View Post
Sounds like he was interesting in exploring her...DARK TERRITORY. His lawyers are no doubt hoping that he is...ABOVE THE LAW.
Fleed?
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post #10 of 40
4/13/10 at 1:39pm
How Zen.


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The lawsuit says Nguyen told Seagal that she had to leave to meet with family members who would be suspicious if she didn't show up. Nonetheless, he told her not to leave the house and followed her with a gun equipped with a flashlight as she went out to a waiting cab, which sped away as she jumped in the front seat.
Ahahahahahahahahhahahaha. Brilliant.
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post #11 of 40
4/13/10 at 3:24pm
The fishy bit is that she didn't call the cops, just her lawyer. Because if this shit is true, I so want Seagal to go to jail. But there isn't much money in it for her if he does.
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post #12 of 40
4/13/10 at 3:25pm
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Originally Posted by Disciple_72 View Post
massive lol at "unique physiological reaction"
I really want to know what the fuck happens. My first thought was "oh god I hope his neck fans out like a dilophosaurus or something"
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post #13 of 40
4/14/10 at 4:51pm


(accompanied by comical rising slide whistle sound effect)
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post #14 of 40
4/14/10 at 5:09pm
So, is he going to chase and arrest himself in the next episode of "Lawman"?
Cause that would be kickass, in a "Double Impact plus sexual Harassment" way.
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post #15 of 40
4/14/10 at 5:41pm
I'd imagine his O-face looks something like this:

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post #16 of 40
4/14/10 at 6:59pm
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Originally Posted by Episode29 View Post
I'd imagine his O-face looks something like this:
"Oh god! Oh god! I'm just the COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!"
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post #17 of 40
4/14/10 at 7:03pm
Are there really no more news about this? I want statements, arrests, interviews, everything!
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post #18 of 40
4/14/10 at 7:12pm
Unfortunately it sounds like a case of a bitter ex employee. She could have at least tried to wipe out the Sensei's household with a machine gun.
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post #19 of 40
4/14/10 at 9:04pm
This should be the plot for the next Steven Seagal movie. He can even play himself.
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post #20 of 40
4/14/10 at 9:16pm
Cops shut down 'Steven Seagal Lawman'

Shit just got real.
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post #21 of 40
4/14/10 at 9:42pm
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Originally Posted by Russell Faraday View Post
So, its fair to say Seagal is "Out Of Justice"? Eh?
Eh?

Dammit, where's Fleed when you need him?
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post #22 of 40
4/14/10 at 10:07pm
I think it was only a matter of time really. Bruce Beresford talks about a meeting with him in his book 'Josh Hartnett Definitely Wants To Do This...'. He pretty much describes Seagal's house as a harem.
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post #23 of 40
4/14/10 at 10:14pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Are there really no more news about this? I want statements, arrests, interviews, everything!
Well that's the thing, as Doc Phibes mentiones, it's a civil suit. Not a criminal suit. It seems like she didn't go to the police.
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post #24 of 40
4/14/10 at 10:32pm
I wonder if he talked to them in his Southern drawl, or adopted a "Russian" accent? Driven To Kill must have been his excuse to practice that.
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post #25 of 40
4/14/10 at 10:41pm
Looks like the plot of A Dangerous Man is coming true.
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post #26 of 40
4/14/10 at 10:53pm
My two Abe: She's lying. He gropes her on her first day, she sticks around for a second... and then a third Seagal sesh? That's consent through stupidity if it actually happened. I don't believe it did though because no one says no to Seagal.
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post #27 of 40
4/15/10 at 3:23am
Seagal accuser once said during an appearance on the Tyra Banks show "I can use my sex appeal to get any girl that I want and trick any guy to getting what I want."

Plus modeling pics
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post #28 of 40
4/15/10 at 4:15am
All this Seagal philosophy about "finding the holes" just got creepy.
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post #29 of 40
4/15/10 at 4:17am
Yeah, I'm betting she drank one too many of Seagal's Lightning Bolt drinks (note: don't ever do this!) and got accuse-happy.

I mean, seriously, if he had forced her to do anything, she'd have a broken wrist or two to prove it.
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post #30 of 40
4/22/10 at 1:45pm
http://www.starpulse.com/news/index....e_tellall_book
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Steven Seagal's ex-wife Kelly LeBrock is planning to lift the lid on her life with the star in a new tell-all book. The Weird Science actress was married to the Hollywood tough guy for nine years between 1987 and 1996, and they have three children together.

Seagal found himself thrust into the headlines last week when a former employee filed a lawsuit alleging he used her "like a sex toy" and expected her to pleasure him sexually after landing a job as his executive assistant. He denies the claims.

LeBrock has refused to comment on the allegations, but has revealed she will be telling all about life with her ex-husband in a new book.

She tells TMZ.com, "(I'm ) not surprised (by the allegations). I will refrain from saying anything specific now because of our three children. I have many shocking things to say about Mr. Seagal which will be known soon when my book comes out."
What shocking things does she have to reveal? I guess we have to read the book to find out.
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post #31 of 40
4/22/10 at 1:58pm
Seagal is probably guilty. I recall Julianna Margulies and Jenny McCarthy having nothing good to say about the man. Margulies claimed that pre-E.R., she ran into him on set or something, and he motioned over to her and told her: "Come over here and show me respect." McCarthy has thrown in her two cents and rehashed her tale.
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post #32 of 40
4/22/10 at 2:19pm
Didn't some of the SNL cast say he was the worst guest host ever, or did I just dream that?
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post #33 of 40
4/22/10 at 2:22pm
He had a sketch idea about a psychologist who rapes his patients.
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post #34 of 40
4/22/10 at 2:24pm
"I will refrain from saying anything specific now because of our three children. I have many shocking things to say about Mr. Seagal which will be known soon when my book comes out, at which point who gives a shit about our three children."

Not coming to Seagal's defense at all, hope Kelly lets 'er rip. But the hypocrisy in that statement is hilarious.
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post #35 of 40
4/22/10 at 2:28pm
Well, maybe her kids can't read. So it's safe.
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post #36 of 40
4/22/10 at 2:44pm
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Didn't some of the SNL cast say he was the worst guest host ever, or did I just dream that?
Tim Meadows said it not too long ago.
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post #37 of 40
4/22/10 at 3:14pm
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Tim Meadows said it not too long ago.
It was in the Live From New York book that came out a couple years ago. I think him and Andrew Dice Clay are the closest they've ever come to canceling the host for a week and just having one of the cast members do the monologue.
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post #38 of 40
4/22/10 at 3:25pm
Lorne Michaels said he was the worst during a monologue when Nicolas Cage hosted.
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post #39 of 40
5/24/10 at 4:52pm
The lack of news is driving me nuts. Segal should hold a press conference where he declares his innocence.

Perhaps Kelly LeBrocks book will give us some more dirt. Anyone know when it's being released? I cant find any info about it on amazon.com.
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post #40 of 40
7/16/10 at 8:09pm
Lord've have mercy. I am free at last.
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