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post #51 of 155
4/13/10 at 11:01pm
If we're bringing tv into it, then I'll include my habitual use of Zoidberg's "Your music's bad and you should feel bad!"
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post #52 of 155
4/13/10 at 11:01pm
I say "Jog On!" a lot, but my biggest and most (over?)used is "Holy ___, Batman!"

I used to keep it to temperatures ("Holy hot" or "Holy cold") but the other day I found myself saying "Holy golf, Batman!" in relation to the Master's tournament. I don't even realize I'm doing it anymore.
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post #53 of 155
4/13/10 at 11:04pm
These two:



When I want to purchase an item for exactly one dollar. In a rather excited manner!



Sadly, it isn't to cockblock some corporate stooge's coke party. I just say it when the work day ends, and it's time to go.
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post #54 of 155
4/13/10 at 11:15pm
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"Rape, murder, arson, and rape".
You said "rape" twice.
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post #55 of 155
4/13/10 at 11:16pm


Poor you.



Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit.



...Formaldehyde face!
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post #56 of 155
4/13/10 at 11:41pm
As someone leaves:

Me: Have fun stormin' the castle!
Wife: Do ya think it'll work
Me: It'd take a miracle

For the longest time all our friends would great each other with "Sjadajim" from the Coupling episode "The Woman With Two Breats".
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post #57 of 155
4/14/10 at 12:01am
My friend Nick, who I've known since kindergarden, just headed back for New York. But ever year or two he comes back home and visits for a month or so. And everytime he shows up and knocks on my door the first time, we do the whole "Angels with Filthy Souls" thing:


"Who is it?"

"It's me Snakes! I got the stuff!"

"Leave it on the door step and get the hell atta' here!"

[...]

"I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes! I'm gonna give ya to the count o' ten to get yer ugly. Yella'. No-good keister off my property before I pump you full o' lead!"

"All right, Jonny! Sorry! I'm goin'!"


The whole thing.

And then on "1...2...10!" I open the door. It's ridiculous, but, man, we've been doing it since middle school. Did it all the god damn time and it'd piss our parents off back when we lived like three blocks from each other.

We've tried doing the "Angels With Even Filthier Souls" bit. But it's just not the same.
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post #58 of 155
4/14/10 at 12:02am
A random line from Super Troopers every time something sucks: "Dat's a lotta Dimp." Took me foverever to figure out it was what it said on the back of Thorny's failed ticket at Dimpus Burger.

Every time I'm shopping with someone: "I'm gonna fuckin buy these." From Boogie Nights. Also a background John C. Reilly quote that I use whenever someone tells me I should do something, "It's funny you should say that because we SHOULD be in a band."

A really odd one, after watching The Crucible in high school my friends and I would use, "Don't hurt Tituba!"

ETA: One from Futurama every time I watch something with awkward dialog, "Your lyrics lack subtlety! You can't just have your characters SAY what they're FEELING!"
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post #59 of 155
4/14/10 at 12:22am
Oh my achin' banana.
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post #60 of 155
4/14/10 at 12:33am
Since I'm a condescending douchebag, I occassionally drop Starship Trooper's "would you like to know more?" in conversation. I don't think anyone's catched the reference tho.
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post #61 of 155
4/14/10 at 12:35am
I find myself saying "fuck-a-doodle-do" in a British accent quite a bit.
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post #62 of 155
4/14/10 at 1:45am
I caught myself saying "deep in the damp" from the last episode of Breaking Bad.

It was a conversation about pussy, by the way.
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post #63 of 155
4/14/10 at 1:50am
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Originally Posted by The_Bodhisattva View Post
A random line from Super Troopers every time something sucks: "Dat's a lotta Dimp." Took me foverever to figure out it was what it said on the back of Thorny's failed ticket at Dimpus Burger.
On the Super Troopers front, I have a couple of friends with whom I run through the "shenanigans" gag on the regular. Good times.
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post #64 of 155
4/14/10 at 1:59am
Forgot to mention my other latest obsession: describing a hard task as "difficult, difficult, lemon difficult."
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post #65 of 155
4/14/10 at 2:00am
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
Forgot to mention my other latest obsession: describing a hard task as "difficult, difficult, lemon difficult."
No lie, that is currently the line I have written in my little box on Facebook. That makes sense if you use Facebook. Otherwise it sounds weird. Yup. Weird.
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post #66 of 155
4/14/10 at 2:28am
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Oh my achin' banana.
If I ever see someone violently wielding a chainsaw, you can bet your ass that I'm gonna say that.
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post #67 of 155
4/14/10 at 3:37am
Most of the unidentified quotes here (including the title one) flew over my head. Probably fair, as the ones I find myself using are way too obscure for most.

One movie that has most of the whole bloody screenplay in my lexicon is Mel Brooks' original The Producers, particularly if Mostel said it: "That's it, baby! When ya got it, flaunt it, FLAUNT IT!" "I'm wearing a cardboard belt!" "Hold me, touch me, hold me, touch me." "This is not fools' gold, but real gold! The motherlode, the motherlode, the mother of them all!" And of course, the reponse Franz has to "Can I help you?" "You vill pleeze be unconscious!" BONK!

And Perlman has got me saying "Aw, Crap" a lot this decade.
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post #68 of 155
4/14/10 at 3:50am
Sadly, I have more of these than I realize and can recall right now.

One in my mind right now: Any time a friend catches another in a lie, or contradicting themselves, they will respond with Eddie Murphy's "I can see! I can see! I have legs! And I can see!" from Trading Spaces.

Also: "Alright, well go back to doing something latently homoerotic" from Dirty Work.
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post #69 of 155
4/14/10 at 4:14am
Do songs count? Because I often roar "WHO LET THESE DOGS OUT?" when entering a room full of women.
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post #70 of 155
4/14/10 at 4:25am
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Originally Posted by Doc Phibes View Post
One movie that has most of the whole bloody screenplay in my lexicon is Mel Brooks' original The Producers, particularly if Mostel said it: "That's it, baby! When ya got it, flaunt it, FLAUNT IT!" "I'm wearing a cardboard belt!" "Hold me, touch me, hold me, touch me." "This is not fools' gold, but real gold! The motherlode, the motherlode, the mother of them all!" And of course, the reponse Franz has to "Can I help you?" "You vill pleeze be unconscious!" BONK!
I'm also partial to "Now I'm wet! I'm hysterical and I'm wet!"
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post #71 of 155
4/14/10 at 4:59am
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
On the TV front, my friends and I use "I got a rock" from It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown all the time. We're all that age.
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And though it's a nearly ancient saying, I say "Home again, home again, jiggity jig" because of Blade Runner.
Ditto on both. Also, I bust out Charlie Sheen's "You want us to drag him outside and kick the shit out of him" from Major League whenever I get a chance.

Also, whenever calling my any of my close friends, I wait until they answer, and then say, "Hello, REAL cops?"
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post #72 of 155
4/14/10 at 5:04am
At this point "Whaddaya want from me?" from Goodfellas has hardwired into my brain. Other favorites:

Help: "KAHILI!"

Congo: "Stop eating my sesame cake!" "Herkermer Homolka, formerly of Romania!" "Who is Kafka?! Tell me!"

Jurassic Park: "DAHM!" "I bring the scientist, you bring the rockstar." "They should all be destroyed." "The stick! Stick, stupid!"

The Lost World: "Do you want to set up base camp or a buffet?"

Mean Streets: "I fuck you where you breathe!"
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post #73 of 155
4/14/10 at 5:08am
Oh, one more I just thought of. Occasionally upon accomplishing a task, I tend to bust out "I am inwincible!" in a thick Russian accent, a la Alan Cummings in Goldeneye.
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post #74 of 155
4/14/10 at 5:22am
I use "Whatz in da baaaaaaahxx!?" also. Whenever a female friend brings up her period. It's either that or that nuclear inspector that Mr. Burns tries to bride with the a washer/dryer combo or the contents of the mysterious box. "The box. THE BOX!"

I also do Lionel Hutz's "Good for you, son..." from when Bart said that he wanted to be a lawyer when he grew up.
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post #75 of 155
4/14/10 at 5:27am
If I'm being shown something for the first time, I'll usually say, "Looks more like a... six foot turkey," from Jurassic Park.

I usually spout off various Arnold-isms throughout the day. I could recite the script from almost any of his movies, but I tend to say "Give dees people air," and "If I'm not me, who da hell am I?" a lot when the opportunity arises. My brother and I also recite the beginning briefing scene from Predator any time there's an awkward silence.
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post #76 of 155
4/14/10 at 6:17am
I use "mother pus-bucket", "Come out to the coast, get together, have a few laughs...", "Lets get this movable feast on the way.", and "Your worst nightmare, butthorn!" on a daily/weekly basis. I am also known to quote Rhodes from Day of the Dead from time to time, mostly "I'M RUNNING THIS MONKEY FARM NOW FRANKENSTEIN, AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY TIME?!"
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post #77 of 155
4/14/10 at 8:26am
"All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'" does occasionally get announced before leaving the house.
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post #78 of 155
4/14/10 at 9:09am
Malkovich's "I feel so unsyatisfiyed" and "Pay det men hees mahnee" spring out of my lips on pretty regular occasions.

Also, if you've ever seen Kevin Spacey's James Lipton interview, his impression of Al Pacino saying "Ho, funny!" is playing big time round these parts.
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post #79 of 155
4/14/10 at 9:12am
Whenever a friend of mine tries to get one over on me, I say, "He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?" It's even funnier because when we first met, he looked exactly like Gary Oldman in True Romance with the long white-boy dreads.
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post #80 of 155
4/14/10 at 11:10am
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I use "Whatz in da baaaaaaahxx!?" also. Whenever a female friend brings up her period. It's either that or that nuclear inspector that Mr. Burns tries to bride with the a washer/dryer combo or the contents of the mysterious box. "The box. THE BOX!"

I also do Lionel Hutz's "Good for you, son..." from when Bart said that he wanted to be a lawyer when he grew up.
Ahhhh, let's not go into the Simpsons. I'm pretty sure there was, like, a decade when I conversed exclusively in Simpsons quotes. This, in retrospect, does not amuse.

During moments of amazement, I will occasionally yell, "1.21 Jigowatts!"

And, just cuz, "I love my dead gay son!"
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post #81 of 155
4/14/10 at 11:27am
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And, just cuz, "I love my dead gay son!"
Yeah, there hasn't been a funeral I have attended in the last twenty years that lacked me saying that at least once.

Also, since the gift from God known as "The Happening", anytime I mention any place it is "the town of (name of town)".
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post #82 of 155
4/14/10 at 11:42am
A few more from A Hard Day's Night, that I swear my wife quotes as often as I do:

"Don't breathe on me, Adrian."

"He looks a right lurker."

"I won an award... it's on the wall in my office."

"A bloomin' bewwwwk."

"That's wrong... surely, that's wrong."

"Dead grotty."

And unrleated to that, whenever it seems to fit, I break out "Rules? In a knife fight?"
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post #83 of 155
4/14/10 at 11:48am
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Originally Posted by Mattioli View Post
Ahhhh, let's not go into the Simpsons. I'm pretty sure there was, like, a decade when I conversed exclusively in Simpsons quotes. This, in retrospect, does not amuse.
As someone who still occasionally can't help but greet friends with "Ahoyhoy", I empathize.
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post #84 of 155
4/14/10 at 12:09pm
Actually, another from "Heathers" to be used in the face a conceited and/or ridiculous individual: "You're beautiful!"
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post #85 of 155
4/14/10 at 12:24pm
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Originally Posted by TVs David View Post
You said "rape" twice.

I like rape.





Sorry, couldn't leave this hanging.
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post #86 of 155
4/14/10 at 12:40pm
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Do songs count? Because I often roar "WHO LET THESE DOGS OUT?" when entering a room full of women.
Well, that's it, you've become boring.
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post #87 of 155
4/14/10 at 2:02pm
In my line of work, nobody says, "Forget about it."

We say, "Negative, Ghost Rider."
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post #88 of 155
4/14/10 at 2:11pm
For some reason I say this a lot when 70s Joel comes on the radio, "We strictly play 80s Joel, sir."
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post #89 of 155
4/15/10 at 1:37am
I wish I could bust out Aaron Sorkin-isms on command. This increases the more and more I watch The American President, Charlie Wilson's War and The West Wing.
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post #90 of 155
4/15/10 at 2:18am
After an evening out shopping with the family, I realize that Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz are cropping up more and more these days.

"It's on randommmmmmm!"
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post #91 of 155
4/15/10 at 2:20am
I wish I could command enough authority to ask/annoy people with trivia questions mid-poker game and be able to get away with it because I'm the President.
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post #92 of 155
4/15/10 at 3:45am
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Well, that's it, you've become boring.
There was a time when he wasn't boring?
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post #93 of 155
4/15/10 at 5:44am
"It's Science" from Anchorman when Ron is talking about how women have smaller brains than men. It's a good way to end a load of bullshit.
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post #94 of 155
4/15/10 at 7:05am
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Originally Posted by JGButler View Post
I say "Jog On!" a lot
That's a Manchester favourite! Usually, it's followed by some form of obscenity there, but it's beauty really is its versatility.

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If I'm being shown something for the first time, I'll usually say, "Looks more like a... six foot turkey," from Jurassic Park.
My best mate and I are very fond of dropping in "clever giiiirrrrlll" as a compliment to each other. Little Muldoon flavour always goes down well.

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In my line of work, nobody says, "Forget about it."

We say, "Negative, Ghost Rider."
Awesome.

High Fidelity is actually another favourite of mine. There's no better sarcastic reaction to a "how's it going?" when you're down than "I AM FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE NOOOOOWWWW!!!"
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post #95 of 155
4/15/10 at 10:48am
When things aren't going my way, I've been known to drop a sullen "No fair!" or two a la Pet Sematary.
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post #96 of 155
4/15/10 at 11:23am
"Listen... do you smell something?"
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post #97 of 155
4/15/10 at 12:01pm
Vamp Willow's "Bored now" gets used alot when a story is taking way too long.
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post #98 of 155
4/15/10 at 12:07pm
My friends and I loved to quote Dune back in the day, and I still bring one out now and again.....

(for when someone has accomplised something, be it mundane or fantastic)

"And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach!"

Followed quickly by our own addition....

"...give a dog a bone!"

Then there was....

"We Have (plug in your noun of the moment) the Likes of Which Even God Has Never Seen!"

And these days, when a drowsy Kid Vivisector comes down the stairs in the morning.....

"The Sleeper has awakened!"
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post #99 of 155
4/15/10 at 12:09pm
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And these days, when a drowsy Kid Vivisector comes down the stairs in the morning.....

"The Sleeper has awakened!"
'Again, it is the legend'
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post #100 of 155
4/15/10 at 12:34pm
When I'm playing Bad Company and I see a friend waste an entire clip trying to kill one guy I've grown accustomed to,"shoot him again, his soul's still dancing."
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