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So the doctor has signed me off work for two weeks

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They are trying to figure out what's causing these crippling bouts of Gastric Reflux I keep getting and the latest theory is stress, personally I don't think it is but they want to rule it out before trying surgery.

On the plus side I have plenty of time to work on my novel and the 4 Chud Blogs I have geared up to go. On the downside I have finished the first three Scott Pilgrim books and I'm halfway through Venture Bros season 3. It's only the third day at this rate I will have finished the backlog of books and DVD's by the end of the first week.

Also they have given me this medication that contains a strong sedative, I’m starting to worry that the ultimate plan is to get me committed to a home for the insane.
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Ken Savage, I hope you feel better. Did you see...Red Cliff? The 2 disk edition is...5 hours long. You could also rewatch Lord Of The Rings, the extended editions, and next saturday, the NFL Draft will begin at 10 am and go all day long. It begins on thursday night 7:30-10:30, friday night 6:30-11pm. I hope these things give you something to do. You could also read...The Bible, or War And Peace.
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I hope everything works out okay for you, man.
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Play videogames.
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Masturbate. A lot. Well, that's what I would do. Hope you feel better.
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I hope you don't explode!

...that's what happens when you have gastric reflux, right? Spontaneous combustion?
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Originally Posted by TVs David View Post
Masturbate. A lot. Well, that's what I would do. Hope you feel better.
I don't need to, that's why I got married.

In all seriousness, there are people with far worse problems than me, just felt like a bit of a moan.
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