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11 Most Inappropriate Kids Toys of All Time!

post #1 of 27
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The Lion King one had me laughing far harder than is probably healthy...

http://www.ranker.com/list/the-11-mo...ateeverything#
post #2 of 27
The Tarzan one killed me for the scream going along with the motion.
post #3 of 27
That Lion King toy...oh god I must find it.
post #4 of 27
This list is not complete. It is missing THIS.
post #5 of 27
I am furious with the makers of this toy:




I got it the Christmas ANASTASIA came out and it gave me dreams of life as a Romanov princess that could never be fulfilled.
post #6 of 27
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This list is not complete. It is missing THIS.
Its also missing this:


post #7 of 27
PK, how is that inappropriate? Am I missing something?
post #8 of 27
There's clearly a vagina on the bottom of the lid.
post #9 of 27
just kiddin' y'all I've never even seen a vajay before
post #10 of 27
leave it be Tim..just walk away slowly
post #11 of 27
Does anyone else remember Magnetic Gak?

For those who might not know what I am talking about, here is a description (hat tip WIKIPEDIA)
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Magnetic Gak

This was a dark black colored Gak that was filled with some sort of magnetic particles or fine iron filings. The activity set also included a "magic wand" with a magnet on the end that could be used to entice the gak to creep or move on its own.
This was maybe my favorite toy when I was 12. I was big into the X Files (and David Duchovny) back then and Magnetic Gak was great for when I'd pretend that the sentient black oil was menacing me
post #12 of 27
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PK, how is that inappropriate? Am I missing something?
It was inappropriate to plant dreams in my head that could not ever be reached. That's the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do with kids!
post #13 of 27
Jake,

Read your post and my brain instantly went "Well, how the hell did I miss that!?" Mission accomplished sir.

ETA: PK - OH! Haha... those jerks!
post #14 of 27
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it was inappropriate to plant dreams in my head that could not ever be reached. That's the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do with kids!
zing!
post #15 of 27
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It was inappropriate to plant dreams in my head that could not ever be reached. That's the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do with kids!
You're so right, my therapist and I have been working through my issues of never being the defender of Eternia, or combining with four other lion shaped robots to save the universe from other robots. Not to mention not turning into a martial arts gifted anthropomorphic turtle. You dolt.
post #16 of 27
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You're so right, my therapist and I have been working through my issues of never being the defender of Eternia, or combining with four other lion shaped robots to save the universe from other robots. Not to mention not turning into a martial arts gifted anthropomorphic turtle. You dolt.
If I'm the dolt than how come you didn't know that the TMNTs start life as regular turtles? The only way to become one is start life in an egg and then get exposed to ooze. As a human child you should have known your dreams of turtle power were folly

Just ask Mr Ice

post #17 of 27
Never a dull thread with you around Kate.
post #18 of 27
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You're so right, my therapist and I have been working through my issues of never being the defender of Eternia, or combining with four other lion shaped robots to save the universe from other robots. Not to mention not turning into a martial arts gifted anthropomorphic turtle. You dolt.
You too Chris? maybe we should start a support group together for those who have sufferd this devastating emotional experience.
It took me years to accept that i wont be able to ever change into a semi-truck
post #19 of 27
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...it gave me dreams of life as a Romanov princess that could never be fulfilled.
The result of this Shakespearian Tragedy:Our resident *Princess* has vowed to murder the world... one thread at a time.
post #20 of 27
I want to punch that Mike Mozart guy in the face forever

The monkey fucking a baby Lion King toy cracked me up though. And Mr. Bucket is a classic.
post #21 of 27
"I'm Mr. Bucket... but your balls in my top
I'm Mr. Bucket... out of my mouth they will pop"

Hahaha, that commercial was great. I've never heard of the other toys on the list.

One thing that always amused me was Hello Kitty "back massagers".
post #22 of 27
The second I saw this thread title I knew the bukkake gun would be involved.
post #23 of 27
I still say this one takes the cake:



That pink phallic thing is spring-loaded in the gun. I used to have one up until about six months ago.

Don't look at me like that!
post #24 of 27
*LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THAT*

j/k dude but seriously you gotta get rid of that shit at some point
post #25 of 27
Fuck you dude I still have the firehouse and the Ecto-1. YOU'RE THE PATHETIC ONE NOT ME
post #26 of 27
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*LOOKS AT YOU LIKE THAT*

j/k dude but seriously you gotta get rid of that shit at some point
It sat in a box in the garage for years, only to be discovered about five years ago. I kept it around to half jokingly offer it up as a sex toy to girlfriends at random intervals. My last move saw me ditching a lot of excess crap, and that went with it.

OK SO I'M THE WEIRD ONE. MAYBE I'M OK WITH THAT.

*cries*
post #27 of 27
I'm thinking they're actually pushing it with Mr. Bucket. I guess the song is kind of offensive, but the toy really isn't at all, especially not compared to that peeing doll with the giant wang, or the humping Lion King toy.
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