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There's a situation with Jesus' abs!

post #1 of 27
4/15/10 at 5:20pm
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Oklahoma Church is getting sued for this:

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post #2 of 27
4/15/10 at 5:21pm
The skull is pretty inappropriate.
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post #3 of 27
4/15/10 at 5:25pm
Jesus... wanked.
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post #4 of 27
4/15/10 at 5:46pm
Now that's suffering, having a stalk like that and both hands nailed to a plank. I also like way the marys can't take their eyes off it.

However I also like his Ta-Da / how you like me now pose / expression.

I for one am now afraid of the second coming.

Etc.
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post #5 of 27
4/15/10 at 6:02pm
I'm offended by his whiteness.





Should that comment be in the other thread?
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post #6 of 27
4/16/10 at 4:21am
This is definitely on purpose. There's now way you could miss it.
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post #7 of 27
4/16/10 at 5:48am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
This is definitely on purpose. There's now way you could miss it.
Well, You know, unless they're actually just really stupid.
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post #8 of 27
4/16/10 at 7:50am
The Spear of Destiny
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post #9 of 27
4/16/10 at 8:03am
So ... just take it down. Seems pretty obvious.
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post #10 of 27
4/16/10 at 8:06am
I feel like the "There's a situation" part of this thread title is a reference I'm not getting for some reason?
This pic is my new desktop. Awesome.
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post #11 of 27
4/16/10 at 8:08am
Jesus is all like "THAT's what's up, bitchez!"
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post #12 of 27
4/16/10 at 8:19am
So Jesus flashes a boner over a rotten skull?

Is Fabfunk Jesus?
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post #13 of 27
4/16/10 at 10:23am
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Originally Posted by OCallaghan View Post
I feel like the "There's a situation" part of this thread title is a reference I'm not getting for some reason?
This pic is my new desktop. Awesome.
Google Mike "The Situation," he's an actor/character from the MTV show The Jersey Shore. Best known for talking about his ripped body.
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post #14 of 27
4/16/10 at 10:26am
Nope, still don't see it.
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post #15 of 27
4/16/10 at 10:34am
Well nobody can argue that it wasn't well hung.
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post #16 of 27
4/16/10 at 10:39am
Jesus was probably naked on the cross anyway, with the loin clothe added to protect church-goers' delicate sensibilities. So maybe the creator of this crucifix was just trying to capture Christ's vulnerability at the moment of crucifixion by having him totally exposed.

Though Jesus' raging hard-on kind of goes against that theory.
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post #17 of 27
4/16/10 at 10:57am
The smug look sells it.
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post #18 of 27
4/16/10 at 11:03am
You'd feel smug too, if you had a hardon the size of a thigh.

"I'm the son of God and crazily hung. Deal with it!"
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post #19 of 27
4/16/10 at 11:18am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
This is definitely on purpose. There's now way you could miss it.
People must have been missing it for about 900 years, then. Like the article says, it's modeled after the San Damiano cross.
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post #20 of 27
4/16/10 at 11:22am
San Damiano was pretty immature.
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post #21 of 27
4/16/10 at 11:41am
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Originally Posted by OCallaghan View Post
I feel like the "There's a situation" part of this thread title is a reference I'm not getting for some reason?
This pic is my new desktop. Awesome.
This guy has nicknamed himself The Situation and basically walks around topless to show off his non-existent 6-pack.



Who poses with the Mayor of NYC shirtless? This guy.



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Originally Posted by Steve Moonrocket View Post
Well nobody can argue that it wasn't well hung.
Very punny.
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post #22 of 27
4/16/10 at 11:58am
He is RISEN indeed.

Jesus clearly has a reason to always look on the bright side of life...
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post #23 of 27
4/16/10 at 12:04pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
San Damiano was pretty immature.
This made me laugh harder than it had any right to.
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post #24 of 27
4/16/10 at 12:19pm
"Hey, uh, dad. I understand dying for the mortals and all but...why do I have have a huge Stomachdick? I mean, I have a regular dick in the right place too. Why do I need an abdominal johnson?"

"I HAVE ISSUES."

"Jesus Christ, dad..."
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post #25 of 27
4/16/10 at 1:52pm
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Originally Posted by DaveB View Post
People must have been missing it for about 900 years, then. Like the article says, it's modeled after the San Damiano cross.
The San Damiano cross is a lot more subtle. The penis abs are so much more noticeable in this one.
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post #26 of 27
4/16/10 at 11:45pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
Google Mike "The Situation," he's an actor/character from the MTV show The Jersey Shore. Best known for talking about his ripped body.
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
This guy has nicknamed himself The Situation and basically walks around topless to show off his non-existent 6-pack.
Jesus christ...I had read some references to Jersey Shore but had no idea what it was. I would normally say "Thanks guys" but I'm not sure what to say in this instance.
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post #27 of 27
4/17/10 at 12:13am
Jesus Christ appears to have smooth, hairless balls. I didn't peg him as such a fastidious manscaper.
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