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Every Rose Has Its Thorns: Bret Michaels Hospitalized

post #1 of 32
4/23/10 at 7:18pm
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Suffers huge brain hemorrhage

Yikes!
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post #2 of 32
4/23/10 at 7:20pm
I hedged and put this in Dead Celebrity thread.
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post #3 of 32
4/23/10 at 7:21pm
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Yeah, just saw that.
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post #4 of 32
4/23/10 at 10:04pm
He's been pretty great on this season of Celebrity Apprentice, this is a shame.
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post #5 of 32
4/23/10 at 10:37pm
If he makes it out of this alive, he'll probably wind up a turnip. Pretty sucky.
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post #6 of 32
4/23/10 at 10:57pm
TMZ is saying he's awake and talking.
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post #7 of 32
4/23/10 at 10:58pm
He must have finally heard one of his songs.

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TMZ is saying he's awake and talking.
Buzzkill.
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post #8 of 32
4/23/10 at 11:10pm
Well, you wear headband for 30+ years, you're going to do some damage to your noggin. Plus, all the sex he's had, all those orgasms took they're toll.

Worst of all, being friends with Charlie Sheen.
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post #9 of 32
4/23/10 at 11:25pm
Awake and talking? That's like Nikki Six coming back from the grave. What is it about these hair metal guys that makes them indestructible? The groupie pussy? The heavy drug/alcohol use? Writing terrible music? Medical science needs to get on this stat.
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post #10 of 32
4/23/10 at 11:33pm
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Awake and talking? That's like Nikki Six coming back from the grave. What is it about these hair metal guys that makes them indestructible? The groupie pussy? The heavy drug/alcohol use? Writing terrible music? Medical science needs to get on this stat.
Its like the Saint of Killers; neither Hell nor Heaven want anything to do with em.
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post #11 of 32
4/23/10 at 11:38pm
I love how after thousands of posts leading to being dubbed "Chud's resident sociopath", this fucking thread is the one that finally causes Snaieke's heart to grow three sizes.
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post #12 of 32
4/23/10 at 11:48pm
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I love how after thousands of posts leading to being dubbed "Chud's resident sociopath", it's this fucking thread is the one that finally causes Snaieke's heart to grow three sizes.
Two words - Celebrity Apprentice. How could he not root for the guy?
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post #13 of 32
4/24/10 at 12:19am
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Awake and talking? That's like Nikki Six coming back from the grave. What is it about these hair metal guys that makes them indestructible? The groupie pussy? The heavy drug/alcohol use? Writing terrible music? Medical science needs to get on this stat.
Keith Richards needs to donate his body to science.
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post #14 of 32
4/24/10 at 12:37am
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Keith Richards needs to donate his body to science.
Thats how the zombie apocalypse starts, girl!
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post #15 of 32
4/24/10 at 1:11am
scanners.gif please.
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post #16 of 32
4/24/10 at 2:10am
Doe awhile there, I was worried this was about Billy Bob Thornton.
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post #17 of 32
4/24/10 at 5:07pm
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Despite reports that he was awake and talking, Bret remains in critical condition.

Dang. I wish him a speedy recovery.
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post #18 of 32
4/25/10 at 12:28am
I hope he makes it solely so I can avoid being bombarded with shitty Poison music by every radio DJ pretending to feign grief.
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post #19 of 32
4/25/10 at 9:45am
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I hope he makes it solely so I can avoid being bombarded with shitty Poison music by every radio DJ pretending to feign grief.
But if he doesn't, no more Rock of Lover or any other shitty reality series he may get involved in.

It's a quandary, I do admit.
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post #20 of 32
4/25/10 at 12:26pm
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But if he doesn't, no more Rock of Lover or any other shitty reality series he may get involved in.

It's a quandary, I do admit.
I know. One one hand, this man was responsible for untold misery over the years. And now the kids are getting into hair metal -- without irony -- it's poised to get worse.

On the other hand, bad band aside, this is a human being.

Fuck -- I'm conflicted!

All right goddamn it...I hope you get better Brett.
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post #21 of 32
4/25/10 at 1:53pm
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....now the kids are getting into hair metal -- without irony -- it's poised to get worse.
Hey, I've, at times, enjoyed hair metal sans irony.
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post #22 of 32
4/25/10 at 8:00pm
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Hey, I've, at times, enjoyed hair metal sans irony.
Yeah...maybe. But not Brett Michaels hair metal.
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post #23 of 32
4/25/10 at 8:04pm
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Hair metal rules!
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post #24 of 32
4/26/10 at 7:52pm
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Yeah...maybe. But not Brett Michaels hair metal.
My favorite quote Re:music is Dizzy Gillespie's "there are two kinds of music - good and bad."

I'd rank Poison in the 2nd category.
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post #25 of 32
4/26/10 at 8:18pm
Maybe he needs an Unskinny Labopomy...
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post #26 of 32
4/26/10 at 8:31pm
A co-worker told me my joke was in bad taste. Behold:

"When you kill a vampire, all the people the vampire infected become human again. If Bret Michaels dies, do you think all those Rock of Love contestants would no longer have the clap?"

I stand by my statement.
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post #27 of 32
5/1/10 at 2:03am
Earlier I read Bret planned to start touring again the last week of May. Now I'm reading stories of roadblocks, and Bret's unbelievable will to live.

A lot of grey area there.
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post #28 of 32
5/15/10 at 10:25am
I signed up just stick up for Bret Michaels. I really don't get the Poison hate. The band was never trying to save the world with their music. The intention was always to make fun music. It is impossible to see them live and not leave with a giant smile on your face.

Bret is actually a nice guy. A couple of years ago I saw him at the Hard Rock Cafe in Pittsburgh. After the show, he stuck around to sign autographs and pose for pictures with everyone who was there.
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post #29 of 32
5/15/10 at 11:04am
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I signed up just stick up for Bret Michaels. I really don't get the Poison hate. The band was never trying to save the world with their music. The intention was always to make fun music. It is impossible to see them live and not leave with a giant smile on your face.

Bret is actually a nice guy. A couple of years ago I saw him at the Hard Rock Cafe in Pittsburgh. After the show, he stuck around to sign autographs and pose for pictures with everyone who was there.
Bret, as a Poison fan in my teens let me be the first to welcome you to the boards! Your greatest hits CD is in my iTunes collection, you're welcome.
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post #30 of 32
5/15/10 at 7:09pm
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Bret, as a Poison fan in my teens let me be the first to welcome you to the boards! Your greatest hits CD is in my iTunes collection, you're welcome.
If I was really Bret Michaels, I wouldn't be online. I would having all the Rock of Love Girls tend to me as I recover. Amber Lake would be the head nurse.
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post #31 of 32
5/15/10 at 7:22pm
I've despised Poison for as long as I can remember. CC Deville being the most offensive personality/component of the band, left me with little energy to properly hate on Brett. Having said all that, I sincerely hope he pulls through.
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post #32 of 32
5/24/10 at 3:07pm
Yeah, so there was no way Bret wasn't going to win Celebrity Apprentice. In fact I think he actually did do better in many aspects than Holly, but the winner didn't depend on what they did, or all the boardroom grilling. It had to do with Bret's recent afflictions. And I guess it doesn't really matter. They gave both charities the same amount of money just to make it all the easier, and its not like the winner goes on to work for Trump like in regular Apprentice, so it doesn't really matter who wins. But good for Bret. I kind of want to try Trop-a-Rocka.
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