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I need a movie line....

post #1 of 46
4/27/10 at 4:49pm
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...for a preface to a review of Kick-Ass.... Something from the lexicon of brutal action movies... I was thinking of something like Rogan's "We each shot, like, seven guys..." from Pineapple Express....

so, yeah... I need help
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post #2 of 46
4/27/10 at 4:52pm
www.imdb.com

They have a quotes section for most movies.

Also, um, refer to your DVD collection. Or Netflix. Or your head. Think harder. You can do it.
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post #3 of 46
4/27/10 at 4:55pm
"So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in the meat grindah!"

I know that's not what you're looking for, I just like that line. SUE ME!
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post #4 of 46
4/27/10 at 4:57pm
"That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast." - Ron Burgundy
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post #5 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:04pm
"Well, the man don't just have to die, Foley. I mean, he could accidentally hurt himself falling down on something real hard, you know? Like a shiv, or my dick?"
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post #6 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:10pm
"I roared. And I rampaged. And I got bloody satisfaction."

That'll be $10.
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post #7 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:12pm
"He was charred from his head down to his little Chinese knees." -BD
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post #8 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:12pm
"You don't understand how I feel! I'm standing there with my pants down and my crotch hung out for the world to see and three guys are sticking it to me, a bunch of other guys are yelling and clapping and you're standing there telling me that that's the best you can do. Well, if that's the best you could do, then your best sucks! Now, I don't know what you got for selling me out, but I sure as shit hope it was worth it!"
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post #9 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:14pm
"Long ago, the delicate tangles of his hair covered the emptiness of my hand. Would you like to hear it again?"
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post #10 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:16pm
"Rosebud."
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post #11 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:18pm
"See you at the party Richter"
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post #12 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:20pm
"I don't think this boat we have is large enough."
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post #13 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:29pm
"Yippe Kay Yay Mellon-Farmer".
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post #14 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:33pm
"Give dees people air."
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post #15 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:40pm
"Can fifteen years of imaginary training really be put to use? Apparently, it can."
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post #16 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:47pm
"Bison, you sick son of a bitch, let these hostages go! I know you like to watch yourself ont he big screen, you bastard, so watch this! HAAAAARGH!"
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post #17 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:50pm
ahahahaha Bison's face after he does that.
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post #18 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:52pm
"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me so hard."

***goodbye horses plays in background***

or, if you're not into that whole brevity thing:

"What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"
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post #19 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:55pm
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Originally Posted by Steve Moonrocket View Post
"Yippe Kay Yay Mellon-Farmer".
Yippe Kay Yay, Master Falcon.
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post #20 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:55pm
"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals."
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post #21 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:59pm
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post #22 of 46
4/27/10 at 5:59pm
"I won't kill you. But I don't have to save you."
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post #23 of 46
4/27/10 at 6:02pm
"Aww man! I shot Marvin in the face!"
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post #24 of 46
4/27/10 at 6:02pm
Dude, are these helping? Can we stop now?
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post #25 of 46
4/27/10 at 6:46pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leviathan Joe View Post
...for a preface to a review of Kick-Ass.... Something from the lexicon of brutal action movies... I was thinking of something like Rogan's "We each shot, like, seven guys..." from Pineapple Express....

so, yeah... I need help
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kotwv...eature=related
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post #26 of 46
4/27/10 at 6:50pm
Also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k
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post #27 of 46
4/27/10 at 6:58pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil View Post
"That escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast." - Ron Burgundy
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
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post #28 of 46
4/27/10 at 7:21pm
Thread Starter 
Burgandy's in the lead. many thankings. i'll sift through after class. I'll follow you all on Tiwtter or something....
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post #29 of 46
4/27/10 at 7:47pm
Just spell Burgundy correctly, you lazy bastard.
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post #30 of 46
4/27/10 at 7:52pm
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Originally Posted by Luca S. View Post
"Bison, you sick son of a bitch, let these hostages go! I know you like to watch yourself ont he big screen, you bastard, so watch this! HAAAAARGH!"
Also:

"Well, I'm not going home. I'm gonna get on my boat, and I'm going up river, and I'm going to kick that son of a bitch Bison's ass so hard that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it! Now, who wants to go home... and who wants to go with me? "

Also again:

"I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! "

"That boy is one mean motherfucker."
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post #31 of 46
4/27/10 at 8:15pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
this is most excellent
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post #32 of 46
4/27/10 at 8:27pm
"Her pussy gets SO wet, you can't believe it...:"
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post #33 of 46
4/27/10 at 8:50pm
The way this guy spells this is sure to be an epic piece of journalism.
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post #34 of 46
4/27/10 at 9:15pm
"Oh, you think you're bad, huh? You're a fucking choir boy compared to me! A CHOIR BOY!"
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post #35 of 46
4/27/10 at 9:50pm
"You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job."
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post #36 of 46
4/27/10 at 10:07pm
"Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here. This stuff will make you a god damned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."
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post #37 of 46
4/27/10 at 10:10pm
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
"Her pussy gets SO wet, you can't believe it...:"
Joon, that's inappropriate.
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post #38 of 46
4/27/10 at 10:15pm
"A Bottle!"
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post #39 of 46
4/27/10 at 10:53pm
"This boat seems inadequate for the task we are about to undertake."
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post #40 of 46
5/6/10 at 1:46pm
"Evil Demons, make me STRONG!"

and

"Not even milk can stop me now!"

A special prize to whoever knows where these lines are from.
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post #41 of 46
5/6/10 at 2:16pm
Ernest Scared Stupid?
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post #42 of 46
5/6/10 at 2:18pm
And if not: Official derail into how awesome that movie is/was!
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post #43 of 46
5/6/10 at 2:26pm
"We came, we saw, it kicked our ass."
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post #44 of 46
5/6/10 at 3:43pm
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Originally Posted by Jon View Post
Ernest Scared Stupid?
Godamnitt! We have a winner!

Also:

"My best friend's made out of wood! Sure he'll swim better, but what am I gonna call him, Splinter?"

"You okay? Course you're okay. That's one of the many advantages of being a wooden dog."
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post #45 of 46
5/6/10 at 3:44pm
I could really go for some miak right about now...
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post #46 of 46
5/6/10 at 4:24pm
You know, I really thought I'd never find a place where Ernest Scared Stupid was well-known.

God Bless CHUD.
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