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Chelsea Handler sex tape

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Chelsea Handler sex tape is being shopped around



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Late night comedyshow host Chelsea Handler made a sex tape -- and while she claims she made it as a "joke" -- if that's true, it's one XXX joke!

RadarOnline.com has viewed the graphic tape, in which Chelsea stars with a male partner, who speaks with a clear British accent.

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment. During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

Chelsea, who is on all fours on a bed is naked and at several times during the filming she looks directly at the camera. Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act. At the end of the “performance", Chelsea’s partner speaks in a clear British accent, asking, “Did we get the (bleep) shot?” Chelsea looks into the camera and smiles at this point. Then the tape immediately cuts back into Chelsea continuing her stand-up routine in her apartment.

When reached for comment Wednesday afternoon by RadarOnline.com, Chelsea’s rep Steven Huvane said: “The tape you have is an old tape that was done for a stand up comedy bit."

He indicated that Chelsea would address it on her E! show Wednesday night, and she did. Chelsea, looking very agitated, said she made the tape when she was 23, and added, "I would like to say to RadarOnline.com, thanks for ruining my surprise Christmas gift to my staff, and number two, it was made as a joke. I put it on an audition tape for a comedy club, because I'm a comedienne, and I've been showing it at birthday parties for (expletive) years!"

Hmmm... From what RadarOnline.com saw, it’s definitely not a “stand up” comedy bit, and if it’s a routine, it’s the most X-rated routine ever performed!

RadarOnline.com confirmed that the tape was sent out to Hollywood agents as a demo tape when Chelsea was looking to secure work. If it was an attempt to get noticed, it worked!

“This is an old demo tape that Chelsea had put together just a couple years after moving out to Hollywood when she was trying to make it as a comedienne,” the source who showed RadarOnline.com the tape said. It was on a VHS tape and appears to have been taped over.

“Chelsea gave this demo tape to a bunch of talent agents and managers hoping to book some gigs,” the source continues. “It was taken so long ago and distributed on old VHS tapes, that I’m sure most people just threw them out because her stand-up was so bad and they didn’t realize she would make it big one day. It’s highly possible that many of the recipients of the tape didn’t even watch past the first couple of minutes and missed the sex tape part altogether.”

So is it a cover-up of a sex tape or a comedy routine with explicit sexual scenes? From what RadarOnline.com viewed, the comedy was pretty bad, but Chelsea definitely gets noticed.
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Best demo reel ever.
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By her math, that makes Chelsea Handler around 33.

That chick ages like Cybill Shepherd's balls.
post #4 of 30
Who?
post #5 of 30
Yes, please.
post #6 of 30
hell, why not, I'll watch it.
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I thought only famous people had sex tapes.
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yeah i'd beat off to this
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
yeah i'd beat off to this
hell, I did twice just to the photo..

wha?
post #10 of 30
She's a comedian, so it's not fair to just judge her by looks. That said, she's extremely unfunny.
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I know one can hate-fuck. Can one hate-masturbate? Because I probably will to this.
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Don't know who she is but I would and probably will.
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I'll remind everyone to kindly save spoilers for the post-release thread.
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Originally Posted by Reasor View Post
I'll remind everyone to kindly save spoilers for the post-release thread.
Heh heh heh, you said "post-release".
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She's not the greatest comedienne, but I dig her because she's made a career for herself out of making fun of celebrities. Unlike Kathy Griffin, Handler's never actually met any of these people. So she's like me with a TV show. It gives me hope.
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
She's not the greatest comedienne, but I dig her because she's made a career for herself by fucking the guy who oversees E! Television.
yep
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Well, it worked. A bunch of people here who never heard of her (me included) now know her as the woman making that tired 'o' face in a sex tape still. She's noticed.
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Unlike Kathy Griffin, Handler's never actually met any of these people.
Do you really believe she's never met any of the celebrities she's skewered on the show?
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No way Banks, she's real.
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Real bangable.
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That is one haggard-looking 23 year old. It only makes sense that she's now an even more haggard-looking 33 year old.
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
So she's like me with a TV show. It gives me hope.
You have a sex tape?..had to ask
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Originally Posted by Mangy View Post
That is one haggard-looking 23 year old. It only makes sense that she's now an even more haggard-looking 33 year old.
She still looks better than Lohan.
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That's not exactly a compliment.
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Saw this yesterday and initially thought it was her just dicking around in the non-literal sense. Don't watch her show or care much for her as a comic, but I find her attractive, so fuck it...

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Originally Posted by Greg Clark View Post
Who?
Chelsea interviews Sofia Vergara
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero View Post
Do you really believe she's never met any of the celebrities she's skewered on the show?
I have no idea. But Chelsea's schtick is literally reading a tabloid on her show and having herself and three other comics make jokes about the content. Kathy Griffin's schtick is telling stories about what happened to her when she meets A-listers (or tries to meet them) and getting herself in trouble. Kathy's stand up isn't about tabloid stuff, per se. It's about how she got fired from E! because on her Red Carpet gig, she though't it be funny to spread a rumor that Dakota Fanning was in rehab. I don't think Chelsea has the same access to the stars that Kathy does. In Kathy's terms, Chelsea wouldn't even be considered D-list. She's off the list.
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Originally Posted by CaptainZahn View Post
I clicked off of the interview the second they mentioned Shakira and watched the She-Wolf video. Talk about someone I wish had a sex tape floating out there.
post #29 of 30
My favorite line of the article (maybe my favorite line of any article ever written) is-
"Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act."
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Originally Posted by Raspberry Leper View Post
"Her breasts are bare and swinging during the sex act."
Brings to mind the word "pendulous".
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