CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Sex › The XXX Porn Parody Catch-All Thread.
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

The XXX Porn Parody Catch-All Thread.

post #1 of 120
5/6/10 at 2:26am
Thread Starter 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD0YQoAqmrU

It appears they borrowed a real Batmobile, and it looks a million times better than it should.

Jack Horner sheds tears of joy.
Reply
post #2 of 120
5/6/10 at 3:47am
I'm looking forward to someone really flaunting litigation and pushing the parody limits by making STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY. I'm surprised I haven't already received a C&D from Lucasfilm just for typing out that last senten...oh wait, I just got it.
Reply
post #3 of 120
5/6/10 at 4:07am
Thread Starter 
If that jerk hadn't torn down Zack and Miri's sets, we would have had one.

Star Whores.
Reply
post #4 of 120
5/6/10 at 8:17am
This whole thing will be a wash if FAP isn't a punch noise.
Reply
post #5 of 120
5/6/10 at 9:42am
Tori Black as Catwoman? Yes please!
Reply
post #6 of 120
5/6/10 at 10:22am
This interests me.
Reply
post #7 of 120
5/6/10 at 11:08am
i love how the ]oker guy has a mustache painted over in while. hi-larious
Reply
post #8 of 120
5/6/10 at 3:43pm
I want this. I want it with cast and crew commentary. And I want it autographed.
Reply
post #9 of 120
5/6/10 at 3:55pm
Thread Starter 
Randy having the mustache under his Joker make up is fitting. As Cesar Romero did the same thing. This could be alot of fun, but 20-30 minute sex scenes just bore me to death anymore. I don't need each sex scene to go through the whole Kama Sutra. Just fuck already.
Reply
post #10 of 120
5/6/10 at 4:45pm
Tori Black and Lexi Belle as Selina Kyle and Barbara Gordon are MAD FAP GENIUS
Reply
post #11 of 120
5/6/10 at 4:47pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
I want this. I want it with cast and crew commentary. And I want it autographed.
I demand a Criterion release.
Reply
post #12 of 120
5/6/10 at 5:10pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by EdHocken View Post
I demand a Criterion release.
A CLITerion release.

Sorry. That was low-hanging, and I went for it.
Reply
post #13 of 120
5/6/10 at 5:11pm
That's not a bad idea, to have vintage porn films be given a re-release as it were.
Reply
post #14 of 120
5/6/10 at 6:45pm
Batman seems more ripe for a gay porn parody.
Reply
post #15 of 120
5/6/10 at 6:50pm
Gay porn does not have the budget nor the amenities for such parodies.
Reply
post #16 of 120
5/7/10 at 12:42am
The old Batman always did seem like a porn anyways, you just never saw the sex.
Reply
post #17 of 120
5/7/10 at 1:01am
Yeah, the Penguin was always trying to bang Catwoman.
Reply
post #18 of 120
5/7/10 at 3:29am
Quote:
Originally Posted by BubWilliams View Post
Yeah, the Penguin was always trying to bang Catwoman.
Seeing Ron Jeremy in the credits for this, I can only imagine he's playing Oswald Cobblecock. Or maybe King Tit.
Reply
post #19 of 120
5/7/10 at 5:40am
I saw a Batman sex show when I was in Amsterdam. Basically, Batman saves a slave-girl girl from the Joker and then proceeds to bang her on the Joker's bed for the next 15 minutes. Best part was that Batman was played by a 50 year old black guy with a really massive dick.
Reply
post #20 of 120
5/20/10 at 4:28am
Oh my fucking god!

IT'S. THE. BATUSI!

Seriously this is the first porn I've considered buying in all my life.
Reply
post #21 of 120
5/20/10 at 4:46am
For those unfamiliar with director Axel Braun's earlier work, here's a quick taste:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ILPqRfE0hU
Reply
post #22 of 120
5/20/10 at 4:13pm
Batman XX: A Porn Parody > Everything else.
Reply
post #23 of 120
5/20/10 at 6:32pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bryan Hickerson View Post
Batman seems more ripe for a gay porn parody.
Bat Dude and Throbbin. There's "The Poker"


I wish I were making this up.
Reply
post #24 of 120
5/24/10 at 12:17am
These Porn parodies are totally out of control. And by that I mean totally awesome. Have they made a LOST XXX Parody yet?
Reply
post #25 of 120
5/24/10 at 12:27am
There's been far too much build up for this. What happened to the good ol' days when porn was filmed and released within a week?
Reply
post #26 of 120
5/24/10 at 12:47am
Quote:
Originally Posted by History Buff View Post
These Porn parodies are totally out of control. And by that I mean totally awesome. Have they made a LOST XXX Parody yet?
No, but I did find out that there's a Seinfeld one and, I shit you not a Golden Girls one.
Reply
post #27 of 120
5/24/10 at 3:58am
Not only is there a Seinfeld one but they've already made a sequel.
Reply
post #28 of 120
5/24/10 at 5:51am
Quote:
Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Oh my fucking god!

IT'S. THE. BATUSI!

Seriously this is the first porn I've considered buying in all my life.
I agree. And yet, Fox and WB can't bury the hatchet long enough to get the original series released.
Reply
post #29 of 120
5/30/10 at 1:28am
Buy this bitch

http://www.dvdempire.com/Exec/v4_ite...er_id=63813418
Reply
post #30 of 120
5/30/10 at 4:07am
FYI I plan to jerk off to this later this evening...I mean view it for it's artistic merits and production value! Yeah, that's the ticket.
Reply
post #31 of 120
5/30/10 at 11:57pm
Yeah...yeah...fap fap fap....who's yer superhero? Whatever.....just get us some screen caps.
Reply
post #32 of 120
5/31/10 at 12:26am
I haven't watched the whole thing (ya know...usually only like 5 minutes at a time) but I haven't heard any of the girls tell Batman to drive his batmobile in their batcave...so that's a disappointment.
Reply
post #33 of 120
5/31/10 at 12:46am
I won't post the screen caps here, but this link has screen caps...and uhm, the movie.

http://www.perved.com/forum/showthre...man+xxx+parody
Reply
post #34 of 120
5/31/10 at 10:26am
I just found out that there isn't a lesbian scene between Batgirl and Catwoman.

This is a travesty! They can forget about my money. You have Batgirl and Catwoman in a fucking porno and you don't have a lesbian scene? Does not fucking compute.
Reply
post #35 of 120
5/31/10 at 10:48am
Quote:
Originally Posted by stelios View Post
I just found out that there isn't a lesbian scene between Batgirl and Catwoman.

This is a travesty! They can forget about my money. You have Batgirl and Catwoman in a fucking porno and you don't have a lesbian scene? Does not fucking compute.
They've got to save something for the inevitable sequel(s).
Reply
post #36 of 120
5/31/10 at 10:51am
To hell with them, then! I never expected cynicism of this magnitude coming from the porn industry.

This makes baby Ron Jeremy cry.
Reply
post #37 of 120
5/31/10 at 3:23pm
Even the wife wants to see this ASAP.
Reply
post #38 of 120
5/31/10 at 9:39pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by stelios View Post
To hell with them, then! I never expected cynicism of this magnitude coming from the porn industry.

This makes baby Ron Jeremy cry.
\

Speaking of which, Ron Jeremy shows up as himself and not the Penguin! Opportunity. Missed.
Reply
post #39 of 120
6/1/10 at 8:46pm
are there any rubber nipples?
Reply
post #40 of 120
6/1/10 at 8:57pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sammy Jankis View Post
are there any rubber nipples?
Probably not, but I'm guessing they make up for it somehow. With, you know, real nipples.

And boobs.

And hardcore sex.
Reply
post #41 of 120
6/1/10 at 10:57pm
I've um... heard it's pretty good and that Evan Stones Riddler is pretty funny.
Reply
post #42 of 120
6/1/10 at 11:02pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
I've um... heard it's pretty good and that Evan Stones Riddler is pretty funny.
Giving the Riddler a sex scene is just wrong on so many character levels. You can have characters in a porn that actually do not have sex.
Reply
post #43 of 120
6/1/10 at 11:08pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whirlybird View Post
Speaking of which, Ron Jeremy shows up as himself
Does he do the thing from the original series where celebs would cameo on the show by sticking their heads out the window while Batman and Robin scale a building? If not, I should be directing these.
Reply
post #44 of 120
6/1/10 at 11:16pm
The lady got me this for my birthday. Can not wait til it comes in. Shit looks hilarious!

Also discovered that there is a 30 Rock parody. That doesn't look as good, save for the porn version of Frank.
Reply
post #45 of 120
6/1/10 at 11:29pm
There also xxx parodies of Seinfeld, Saved By The Bell, and Cheers, that were made by the same creators.
Reply
post #46 of 120
6/2/10 at 12:18am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil View Post
Does he do the thing from the original series where celebs would cameo on the show by sticking their heads out the window while Batman and Robin scale a building? If not, I should be directing these.
That's exactly what he does.

...so I've heard.
Reply
post #47 of 120
6/2/10 at 12:23am
Okay, I'll take The Rain Dog's method a little farther. . .

I've heard this is terrible. Like they nailed the look of the show and that is about all they could think of. I also heard from a reliable source that Evan Stone's Riddler is in fact NOT funny, but atrociously bad and completely annoying and gets a terrifyingly long sex scene before disappearing until the end. So, yeah, I've heard about nothing but disappointment. And I also heard that the Joker has a Star Trek phaser, damn it.
Reply
post #48 of 120
6/2/10 at 12:42am
Quote:
Originally Posted by MatthewH. View Post
Okay, I'll take The Rain Dog's method a little farther. . .

I've heard this is terrible. Like they nailed the look of the show and that is about all they could think of. I also heard from a reliable source that Evan Stone's Riddler is in fact NOT funny, but atrociously bad and completely annoying and gets a terrifyingly long sex scene before disappearing until the end. So, yeah, I've heard about nothing but disappointment. And I also heard that the Joker has a Star Trek phaser, damn it.
I've heard you must have been expecting a Batman parody that wasn't, in fact first and foremost, a porno.
Reply
post #49 of 120
6/2/10 at 12:50am
No, I heard that I knew this was definitely a porno above all else, but I also heard that the excellent trailers took my expectations to a whole different level. Damn advertising.
Reply
post #50 of 120
6/2/10 at 1:16am
There's always this as well.

Also. (NSFW)
Reply
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: Sex
CHUD.com Community › Forums › CULTURE, HUMOR, & FREE FORM › Sex › The XXX Porn Parody Catch-All Thread.