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Watch The Skies...For Zombie Satellites!

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Zombie Satellite Causes Astronomical Buzz

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Don't be alarmed. High above your heads, a zombie satellite is on the loose. OK, actually, it won't really be a bother to us earthlings. Or at least to most of us. (More on that later.) But the rogue communications satellite is wreaking havoc in Earth's orbit and does threaten to interfere with signals coming from other satellites. Here's the backstory...

The communications satellite named Galaxy 15 lost contact with ground control after a solar flare probably fried its brain. As a story from the Christian Science Monitor reports, attempts from Earth to contact the satellite have been unsuccessful. But instead of just dying and drifting off, the satellite has continued to orbit the Earth, even though it refuses to receive instructions from its owner, Intelsat.

For the science nerds out there: The satellite is still on, with its "C-band telecommunications payload still functioning even as it has left its assigned orbital slot of 133 degrees west longitude 36,000 kilometers over the equator." Translation: Not good.

What's confounding scientists is that even though the satellite is toast, it continues to operate at full power, but with nobody telling it what to do. Why on earth we should care: The "zombiesat" (as its known in space talk) could steal a working sat signal, and interrupt programming for its customers. Yes, that means our television programs. The horror. As the blog Boing Boing points out, Galaxy 15 was one of the satellites that carried the Syfy channel's signal. And now it's met an end good enough to be its own Syfy show.
I'm getting out my copy of Wenders UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD so I can brush up on what to do in these situations. (Then I'll go dig my SkyLab hat out of storage.)
post #2 of 8
You just know this thing is going to interrupt the eastern seaboard's viewing of the LOST finale.
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Galaxy 15 was one of the satellites that carried the Syfy channel's signal. And now it's met an end good enough to be its own Syfy show.
Next week on SyFy!

Zombie Satellite is coming for YOU.
post #4 of 8
You guys realize that Quantum has taken the thing over, right? A simple reprogram and "ohhh...our satellite is missing. Musta been fried in a solar flare."

They're going to reprogram it to dump dirivative stocks for Wall Street and foreign nationals on the sly. Destabilize the rest of the world's economies. Gonna make a mint doing it, too.

Someone call M and get this taken care of, please.
post #5 of 8
As long as it doesnt fall down near Coney island.
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Should Jamie Lee Curtis be on a salvage boat right about now?
post #7 of 8
"Just what do you think you're doing, Intelsat?"

post #8 of 8
On the upside, each and every one of us has the opportunity to die making out with Mathilda May.
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