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3D Porn "makes" woman pregnant

post #1 of 24
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Award for most gullible husband to be awarded later...

"US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What's even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she's watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

“Even though my husband believed in me, my marriage could be at risk,” Jennifer said. “But he knows I’m faithful.” It just shows you what joining the military does to your head.

Jennifer explained that “a month after watching the movie, I started feeling dizzy and the results were positive.” That must have been one porno
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Amazed the husband didnt call on the lack of blue skinned babies running around as a counterpoint.
post #2 of 24
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Originally Posted by ryoken View Post
US military man Erick Jhonson
*sigh*
post #3 of 24
I'm kind of at a loss for how to respond to this. I guess you can chalk it up to the staggering power of the 3D Revolution, but even still, this developement seems like something out of NEUROMANCER. Could the power of 3D suggestion be enough to make my body create life from only my own set of genes? Like a frog in Jurassic Park? I'm not sure but I can say for certain that this requires further study. We're moving into a totally 3D future and so issues like this will only become more and more commonplace as time goes by

post #4 of 24
Maybe the kid is Jesus.
post #5 of 24
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Maybe the kid is Jesus.
post #6 of 24
More like Jesús. Amirite?
post #7 of 24
No no no no no no no no... this story simply canNOT be real.
post #8 of 24
I think I'd have to concur with you, The Rain Dog. Given the facts we have at hand, I'm inclined to suspect this is a hoax. All the same, as cinema and indeed entertainment itself moves towards a future of more and more immersion, we have to consider the threat posed by the power of suggestion when it's been super charged with the latest cutting edge technology.

The 3D Revolution demands these questions be addressed, and it's a worthwhile discussion to have even if it's sparked by a fraud
post #9 of 24
I'm retired military and remember hearing the 3-D movie excuse from pregnant military wives all the time, from way back in the day. Old news people.
post #10 of 24
I couldn't find it on Snopes.

Worse, I couldn't find anything by running a "3D porn immaculate conception" search string on Snopes. How disappointing.
post #11 of 24
I have to blame post traumatic stress or the guy has to be honestly mentally handicapped. I mean shit, not even Earl Hickey fell for that one.
post #12 of 24
This guy's the biggest sucker since Joseph bought Mary's bullshit about carrying God's baby.
post #13 of 24
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
I'm kind of at a loss for how to respond to this. I guess you can chalk it up to the staggering power of the 3D Revolution, but even still, this developement seems like something out of NEUROMANCER. Could the power of 3D suggestion be enough to make my body create life from only my own set of genes? Like a frog in Jurassic Park? I'm not sure but I can say for certain that this requires further study. We're moving into a totally 3D future and so issues like this will only become more and more commonplace as time goes by
Or, you know, she's a liar. And a bit of a slut, as it turns out.
post #14 of 24
Fucking hell, stop quoting Princess Kate. I filter out the crazy for a reason.
post #15 of 24
I refuse to believe this is a true story. Not the excuse, but the fact that the husband is even considering it.
post #16 of 24
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
I refuse to believe this is a true story. Not the excuse, but the fact that the husband is even considering it.
I refuse to believe Princess Kate's completely bonkers interpretation of the story.
post #17 of 24
The more important question is: where the hell can I see this 3D porn?
post #18 of 24
Angry Badger,

I didn't read the story carefully enough at first but once I reread it I became pretty much completely sure this is nothing more than a tragic hoax. First of all, the fact her baby is black is a huge give away. Her body would not be able to conjure up afro american dna out of thin air. If what she is suggesting happened did in fact happen, then only her genes would have played a role in conception.

Still though, 3D and the power of suggestion are a potentiallypotent combination and make for an important topic of discussion. Might the future version of a movie like SAVING PRIVATE RYAN, if filmed in totally immersive 3D, result in PTSD for susceptible members of the audience? Could it cause heart attacks in the elderly?
post #19 of 24
The story would be more interesting if she would have painted the kid blue and put a prosthetic tail on it.
post #20 of 24
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Originally Posted by Evi View Post
The more important question is: where the hell can I see this 3D porn?
This guy knows what's up.
post #21 of 24
I'd love to see this Erick Jhonson in line at the checkout...




Maybe he's an MIB in training.
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Am I the only person who wants to see a movie based on this premise? This is hilarious.
post #23 of 24
I don't believe her. I think she cheated on him.
post #24 of 24
The fact that she figures her husband dumb enough to even try this fairy tale on him has to make one wonder what track record the man has in the brain department to inspire such an option.
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