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If you could mutate, what would you grow?

post #1 of 24
10/18/03 at 5:33pm
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For me it would have to be a bunch of tentacle penises.
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post #2 of 24
10/18/03 at 5:47pm
LOCK THIS THREAD OMG!!!!!!
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post #3 of 24
10/18/03 at 6:08pm
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Wetbones:
For me it would have to be a bunch of tentacle penises.
Thank you so much for sharing that.

P.S. - Move back to Japan, freak.
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post #4 of 24
10/18/03 at 7:24pm
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Wetbones:
For me it would have to be a bunch of tentacle penises.
... I believe the correct term is "peni" ( pronounced "pEEEE-nigh" )
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post #5 of 24
10/18/03 at 9:49pm
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Wetbones:
For me it would have to be a bunch of tentacle penises.
Disturbing.

For me, I'd grow a bunch of woman slaves.

Starting but not limited to:

Monica Belluci
Keira Knightly
Kelly Hu
Eliza Dushku

Yeah, sounds good to me.
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post #6 of 24
10/18/03 at 10:22pm
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Wetbones:
For me it would have to be a bunch of tentacle penises.
Hey!! That would go perfectly with my La Blue Girl themed wedding. Heh...seriously, we did talk about doing that. I think my fiancé just wants to see me in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform (it's not like I wouldn't wear one anyways though). We decided that it wasn't worth the risk of giving my grandmother a heart attack though. (You know...I really use the word "though" waaaay too much)

I would have to say the very cliché "wings"...or a Melvin-Seltzer powered rocket launcher that would extend from my left forearm. You know...for when I'm stuck in traffic.

Edited due to strange, random capitalization. I seem to be suffering from a severe case of Shift Spazticitis today.

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post #7 of 24
10/19/03 at 4:41am
OMG HENTAI LOLOL!!!!111

Um. I had a dream the other night I could crawl on walls/walk on ceilings, just so I could terrorize a bunch of kiddies in a school.

So.. I'd probably grow sticky pads on my hands and feet. And big, sharp, pointy teeth..

I'm such a geek.
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post #8 of 24
10/19/03 at 6:46am
/lock
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post #9 of 24
10/19/03 at 7:35am
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bunnymud V2:
/lock
I'm just glad you're not the moderator of these MSG boards ... wink
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post #10 of 24
10/19/03 at 8:50am
I would mutate INTO a penis, so people could say: "You're such a BIG dick".
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post #11 of 24
10/19/03 at 3:11pm
MY DICK IS SO BIG, IT HAS IT'S OWN GANG SIGN, y0!
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post #12 of 24
10/20/03 at 12:01am
Razor tipped tentacles.
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post #13 of 24
10/20/03 at 12:12am
I would mutate chameleon like skin so's I could hide out in the girl's Locker room all day.
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post #14 of 24
10/20/03 at 3:39am
If I could mutate, I'd mutate my entire body into a bad-ass that's much more muscular, with glowing green eyes and black angel wings. Then I'd walk around in a black trench-coat with tons of akimbo handguns ready to rock whenever I wanted to cause some mayhem or go on a vigilante killing spree.

....yup, I'm a pathetic dork. No need to tell me. frown
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post #15 of 24
10/20/03 at 8:17am
I would want to go Body Hammer. Metal limbs, pipes outta my chest and a big ass gun growing out of my arm, TETSUO style.
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post #16 of 24
10/20/03 at 9:19am
I'd mutate my face into that of Johhny Depp. Or maybe Clooney.

Someone hotter basically.
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post #17 of 24
10/20/03 at 9:30am
Through exposure to the Mystic Amulet of Id, I'd be able to mutate at will into the Avatar of Active and Evil Ill-Temperedness, which involves having a mess of tentacles, four gaping razor-toothed mouths (or three mouths and my hoo-hoo dentata , if you get my drift), sixteen black soulless button eyes dotted all over my body and the rabid saliva frothing away down my chestal area would be a concentrated acid that could burn through steel. But not me, because I'd be all scaly n' hardcore n' shit.

No-one would ever give me shit at the Shop'n'Save ever again, I can tell you.

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post #18 of 24
10/20/03 at 1:21pm
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Wetbones:
For me it would have to be a bunch of tentacle penises.
It's not as great as you'd think.
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post #19 of 24
10/20/03 at 1:38pm
Drill cock...
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post #20 of 24
10/20/03 at 2:08pm
I would grow an extra finger on each hand. Perfect polydactyly,the same as Dr. Lecter.
Barring that, one ass-cheek four times the size of the other one would really catch the attention of the ladies.
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post #21 of 24
10/20/03 at 2:10pm
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AphexHybrid runs OCP:
Barring that, one ass-cheek four times the size of the other one would really catch the attention of the ladies.
o_O Uhhh...well that would definitely turn a few heads.
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post #22 of 24
10/20/03 at 2:19pm
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AphexHybrid runs OCP:
Barring that, one ass-cheek four times the size of the other one would really catch the attention of the ladies.
o_O Uhhh...well that would definitely turn a few heads.
heh. See, it worked on you. Confess it, just thinking about it has enthralled you with me already. I'm so damn suave sometimes I can't stand myself.
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post #23 of 24
10/20/03 at 2:39pm
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AphexHybrid runs OCP:
heh. See, it worked on you. Confess it, just thinking about it has enthralled you with me already. I'm so damn suave sometimes I can't stand myself.
Well you would certainly be the ultimate "take the geek" bet at the prison prom anyways.
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post #24 of 24
10/20/03 at 5:35pm
I was just drawn in by the title of this thread.
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