Thinking about it I may just be some sort of retarded superhero or a real life WB cartoon.
I got hit by a car, flew a few feet through the air but landed, dusted myself off and ended up trying to stop the driver from freaking out.
In the army I went once without sleep for a couple of days and ended up falling asleep while walking, falling from a three foot high ledge, landing on my knees on concrete and kept on going until my knees were so swollen that I couldn't take my fatigue's pants off.
Again in the army, as I was unloading my tank I tripped on a screwdriver some asshole left on the ground while I was carrying a 105mm High Explosive shell. I twisted my body around while falling and ended up breaking the shell's fall with my face. My nose bled for a couple of minutes but still no damage.
Then as I was helping a friend tear down a shed a big piece of tin sheet that he had for a roof slid off and came down guillotine style on my left wrist. Again other than a scar on it no permanent damage.
Not to mention once having a 107 degree fever and staying in a coma for 48 hours.
I got hit by a car, flew a few feet through the air but landed, dusted myself off and ended up trying to stop the driver from freaking out.
In the army I went once without sleep for a couple of days and ended up falling asleep while walking, falling from a three foot high ledge, landing on my knees on concrete and kept on going until my knees were so swollen that I couldn't take my fatigue's pants off.
Again in the army, as I was unloading my tank I tripped on a screwdriver some asshole left on the ground while I was carrying a 105mm High Explosive shell. I twisted my body around while falling and ended up breaking the shell's fall with my face. My nose bled for a couple of minutes but still no damage.
Then as I was helping a friend tear down a shed a big piece of tin sheet that he had for a roof slid off and came down guillotine style on my left wrist. Again other than a scar on it no permanent damage.
Not to mention once having a 107 degree fever and staying in a coma for 48 hours.
