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post #1 of 7
5/17/10 at 6:58pm
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100517/...omsday_bunkers

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BARSTOW, Calif. – A company with a doomsday plan is taking money for what it promises will be a comfortable, nuke-proof bunker under the Mojave Desert, with an atrium, gym and jail, and sloppy joes and pearl potatoes on the menu......
Steve Kramer, a 55-year-old respiratory therapist from San Pedro, said he paid $12,500 to reserve spots for him and his family. He's stocking up on dried food and teaching his 12-year-old son to ride a dirt bike in case they have to go off-road to get to the desert bunker.

"We're not crazy people, but these are fearful times," Kramer said.
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post #2 of 7
5/17/10 at 10:30pm
I can hear the 12-year-old from here. "Yeah, dad, okay... Muslims are going to rape mom and destroy our culture, forcing us to speak Spanish and learn the Koran. Can I have the keys to the Honda now?"
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post #3 of 7
5/17/10 at 11:02pm
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sloppy joes and pearl potatoes
No thanks. I'd rather face the apocalypse head on than suffer years of eating bad cafeteria food.
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post #4 of 7
5/17/10 at 11:23pm
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Originally Posted by billylove View Post
No thanks. I'd rather face the apocalypse head on than suffer years of eating bad cafeteria food.
Well then that just ensures that I will be in this bunker for taco day. That's one food the school couldn't screw up!
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post #5 of 7
5/17/10 at 11:57pm
"Pets are free..."

They really dropped the ball on that. Where will one walk the doggy? Who wants to live in an underground bunker that smells of cat shit? Who wants to listen to someones parakeet tweet all day?

Plus, after months of eating cafeteria food the pets would become fresh-grilled meat, irregardless of one's continent of origin.
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post #6 of 7
5/18/10 at 1:05am
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Originally Posted by MissZooey View Post
I can hear the 12-year-old from here. "Yeah, dad, okay... Muslims are going to rape mom and destroy our culture, forcing us to speak Spanish and learn the Koran. Can I have the keys to the Honda now?"
Yeah but what's that 12 year old gonna say when a muslim terrorist death-robot from the future comes back to tell him he's going to be the saviour of all good middle-american rapture-lovin' christians everywhere huh? HUH? WHAT THEN???
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post #7 of 7
5/18/10 at 10:46am
I always promised myself if I won the lottery, I'd buy one of these places....

http://www.missilebases.com/properties

I always wanted to be a Bond villain, complete with underground lair/complex.
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