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Nic Cage chooses his diet based on the sexual proclivities of the animals he eats

post #1 of 11
5/19/10 at 5:53pm
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Weird!!

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Cage feels fish and birds are "very dignified" in their sexual pursuits. "But pigs, not so much. So I don't eat pig meat or things like that. I eat fish and fowl."

Fish have dignified sex? They breed via egg cloud
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post #2 of 11
5/19/10 at 7:34pm
What's more dignified than leaving a trail of splooge behind you as you wait for it to fertalize a whole cloud of ovarian deposits that your special lady delivered just for you? The answer? Nothing.

Edited to add:

Nothing except this:
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post #3 of 11
5/19/10 at 7:41pm
I don't give a shit how my bacon used to fuck. It's tasty.
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post #4 of 11
5/19/10 at 7:43pm
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Originally Posted by KungFuCornelius View Post
What's more dignified than leaving a trail of splooge behind you as you wait for it to fertalize a whole cloud of ovarian deposits that your special lady delivered just for you? The answer? Nothing.
I wonder if Cage actually feels that the egg cloud is a perfectly respectable breeding method when compared with mammalian reproduction (like with the pigs he is grossed out by), or if he just was speaking without thinking
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post #5 of 11
5/19/10 at 7:46pm
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage View Post
I don't give a shit how my bacon used to fuck. It's tasty.
The secret behind that tastyness?


"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes"

You're welcome.


Of course it doesnt last that long, its a urban/folk myth.
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post #6 of 11
5/22/10 at 10:00pm
As weirdness goes, it's pretty harmless and amusing. Does he pick his pets based on their political views?
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post #7 of 11
5/22/10 at 10:09pm
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Originally Posted by Suitably Ironic Moniker View Post
As weirdness goes, it's pretty harmless and amusing. Does he pick his pets based on their political views?
Cats are almost always firmly republican.
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post #8 of 11
5/22/10 at 10:19pm
I dunno. This just feels right.
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post #9 of 11
5/22/10 at 11:23pm
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Originally Posted by Cameron Hughes View Post
Cats are almost always firmly republican.
Living in the same house with 3 cats, I would say they're libertarians. Dogs are Loonies.
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post #10 of 11
5/23/10 at 12:16am
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Originally Posted by Suitably Ironic Moniker View Post
Living in the same house with 3 cats, I would say they're libertarians. Dogs are Loonies.
Dogs are liberal because they are willing to comfort you when you're down. Cats would just tell you to pick yourself up by the boot straps
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post #11 of 11
5/23/10 at 7:48pm
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Originally Posted by Suitably Ironic Moniker View Post
Living in the same house with 3 cats, I would say they're libertarians. Dogs are Loonies.
I can go with this. My cat likes catnip and getting high way too much to be a firm Conservative.
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