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I don't know who that is or why it's newsworthy. Would you care to elaborate, Diva?
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Also, why does Jared Leto look like a gay cockatoo?
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I don't understand the purpose of this thread. What are we discussing???
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Kate, stop stalling and clean your room.

Oh yeah, and what is this all about?
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Kate, stop stalling and clean your room.
Thanks, Dad
post #7 of 36
Mischa Barton has one eye slightly bigger than the other? Seriously, I don't get it.
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Diva will not rest (WILL NOT) until she has insulted, shamed, or otherwise maligned every single famous or pseudo-famous woman on the planet!

eta - That would be the point of the thread. The meta-point, I think.
post #9 of 36
Just roll with it, people.
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post #11 of 36
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
F.U.G. Fucking Ugly Girl

She looks like a demon child. A far cry from the fashion forward starlet she was during her OC fame. If you stare too long she'll suck the soul from your body. But then again, you don't have one Spike, so have at it.
You know, usually I don't really care about people slagging off celebs (I take part in it myself from time to time). I didn't know who the person in the picture was when you posted it. I never watched the OC and have no idea what she looked like 5 years ago... But to describe her as "fucking ugly" seems hateful and hyperbolic. I mean, IMHO she is normal looking and attractive. One eye is more open than the other.. is that all it takes to qualify as "ugly" these days?

EDIT: But yes, Jared Leto looks like a cockatoo in that photo. I'll agree there.
post #12 of 36
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F.U.G. Fucking Ugly Girl

She looks like a demon child. A far cry from the fashion forward starlet she was during her OC fame. If you stare too long she'll suck the soul from your body. But then again, you don't have one Spike, so have at it.
No, I think she's just squinting.
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At least someone has brains in this chicken coop. And I will be victorious. You can't keep a good diva down.
I stand in utter awe of you, ma'am. There are no words.
post #14 of 36
To be fair, Jared Leto is a moron.
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I'm confused, aroused, but mostly Hungry.


Also that woman is not ugly.
post #16 of 36
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You guys take the internets too seriously. Hyperbole is the name of the game. Learn to play or get off the ballpark.
post #17 of 36
Twenty-four is pretty damn young to be having a stroke.
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I'm confused, aroused, but mostly Hungry.


Also that woman is not ugly.
Of course she isn't. If someone takes a hundred pictures of you a day, they are going to get all sorts of wacky shots. Diva is (one would hope) poking fun at this "tear 'em down" net mentality.
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I think the Botox Wind froze her face that way.


Jared Leto, I don't know...I've seen some yoof fashions around that aren't exactly on a different planet to that. Could be the look of the new century's experimental teens.
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I think the Botox Wind froze her face that way.


Jared Leto, I don't know...I've seen some yoof fashions around that aren't exactly on a different planet to that. Could be the look of the new century's experimental teens.
I just looked her up. She's like six months older than I am. Why would you need botox at 23? That's lunacy!

EDIT: Whoa, she is going to be in a movie about teh Bhopal gas disaster in india, and will be costarring with Martin Sheen and Kal Penn. That's a subject that I've wanted to see filmed for a long time
post #21 of 36
Jared Leto is NOT fug! She's actually very pretty.
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Originally Posted by Agent Z View Post
Of course she isn't. If someone takes a hundred pictures of you a day, they are going to get all sorts of wacky shots. Diva is (one would hope) poking fun at this "tear 'em down" net mentality.
I love that someone is jumping through hoops to try and 'justify' the thread. Diva is pretty much Chud's own conduit to the "tear 'em down" mentality of the internet. Even a basic parsing of her posts would reveal that.

At this point I'll be told to a) stop taking things so seriously or b) stay out of the gossip forum if I don't like seeing people circling celebrity carrion
post #23 of 36
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I just looked her up. She's like six months older than I am. Why would you need botox at 23? That's lunacy!
It tightens up facial muscles and skin. Stops in-the-spotlight people of her age looking tired/out of shape.


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Jared Leto is NOT fug! She's actually very pretty.
Ha!!
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At this point I'll be told to a) stop taking things so seriously or b) stay out of the gossip forum if I don't like seeing people circling celebrity carrion
Reading is fundamental. Scroll up moron.
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It tightens up facial muscles and skin. Stops in-the-spotlight people of her age looking tired/out of shape.

Botox, eh? Hm...
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I cant say whether or not her eyes aren't freaky and she's shown up looking fucked out numerous times. What I can say is I've seen photos of myself with one flash going off that caused my eyes to go weird. These people have dozens going off constantly very close to them. I don't know how they aren't blind.
post #27 of 36
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
F.U.G. Fucking Ugly Girl

She looks like a demon child. A far cry from the fashion forward starlet she was during her OC fame. If you stare too long she'll suck the soul from your body. But then again, you don't have one Spike, so have at it.
You ain't winnin' any beauty contests either, lady.
post #28 of 36
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That's why I don't work in a profession that is based on my looks.

MikeI: It's pretty much why celebs always wear sunglasses, even at night. Mischa, lessons learned...
post #29 of 36
That pic in post 1 ain't nearly as bad as the one below. For only pennies a day, you can feed a sponsor starlet...

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That pic in post 1 ain't nearly as bad as the one below. For only pennies a day, you can feed a sponsor starlet...

Oh man, that's just a picture of sadness.

I think the doctor must have pushed the needle in too far and accidentally botoxed her soul.
post #31 of 36
I'm sure she's just sporting her old 6th Sense look. Either that, her 'mother in a red dress' really is poisoning her...
post #32 of 36
Catherine Zeta-Jones is looking way too skinny these days.

post #33 of 36
I've seen Miss Barton looking way more fucked up than this. I mean once, she walked around all day in public with period stains on her white jeans. Just be happy that she appeared to have bathed in that pic.
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Remember when she looked like this?

post #35 of 36
The chud Gossip forum is the worst thing in the world.
post #36 of 36
I'll bet you're not even wearing any goddamn makeup, Paul.
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