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Hayley Williams Topless Tweet (SFW)

post #1 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:32am
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Hayley Williams, lead singer of Paramore, accidently tweeted a nude photo of herself. This literally JUST happened, there's no article or anything on it. I can't name a single Paramore song, but still - how fucking hilariously mortifying is this?!
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post #2 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:35am
Cute nips.
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post #3 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:37am
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She has a good boob/nipple ratio for sure.
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post #4 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:38am
I don't see how this can accidentally happen. You can't name a single Paramore song now.. but wait till the articles get written
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post #5 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:41am
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
I don't see how this can accidentally happen. You can't name a single Paramore song now.. but wait till the articles get written
Not to reveal the secret swinging life of Patrick Ripoll, but I've sent texted nude pictures of myself on multiple occasions. You got an address book that has "Twitter" listed next to the name of your boyfriend/friend/person you are harassing with naked pictures of yourself and BOOM, your titties are public property.
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post #6 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:43am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Not to reveal the secret swinging life of Patrick Ripoll, but I've sent texted nude pictures of myself on multiple occasions. You got an address book that has "Twitter" listed next to the name of your boyfriend/friend/person you are harassing with naked pictures of yourself and BOOM, your titties are public property.
I don't see how it can happen. One would double and triple check a message before sending anything like that. There are procedures to prevent such "accidents"


EDIT: BTW, I don't want to appear to be playing the mod (Not my role) but I just thought I'd point out that the title of this thread says that a topless photo is "SAFE FOR WORK" (SFW)
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post #7 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:49am
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Well, there's no nude picture in this thread...making it SFW. Right?
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post #8 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:50am
How could it happen? Being in the mood changes where blood flows.
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post #9 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:52am
Her clitoris was swollen, Kate. Swollen and red.
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post #10 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:57am
Double and triple checking would prevent it. I can't believe there have ever been more than a handful of accidents such as the one that we're expected to believe occurred tonight, at least not among people with an IQ above 90. The odds of it happening to a celebrity are astronomical, like being eaten by a shark while a vending machine tips over on you
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post #11 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:58am
She says she got hacked.
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post #12 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:58am
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Originally Posted by Carpet View Post
Well, there's no nude picture in this thread...making it SFW. Right?
Eh, good point I guess. I'm not sure, that's a question for a more experienced Chewer than I
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post #13 of 77
5/28/10 at 12:59am
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Originally Posted by zak chase View Post
She says she got hacked.
See?

edit: although I believe that's also not true.

EDIT: Actually I don't know enough about mobile phones to say that for sure. Though if it were true why have more prominent celebrities not been hacked before?
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post #14 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:01am
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Double and triple checking would prevent it. I can't believe there have ever been more than a handful of accidents such as the one that we're expected to believe occurred tonight, at least not among people with an IQ above 90. The odds of it happening to a celebrity are astronomical, like being eaten by a shark while a vending machine tips over on you
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Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte View Post
How could it happen? Being in the mood changes where blood flows.
Also...I would pay SO much money to see that shark scenario play out.
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post #15 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:04am
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If I were played on Radio Disney, I would say I got hacked too.
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post #16 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:17am
I'm firmly convinced that Kate is some sort of asexual being.
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post #17 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:17am
Or a soft-headed tit. Either/or.
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post #18 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:25am
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Originally Posted by Bancroft Agee View Post
I'm firmly convinced that Kate is some sort of asexual being.
Fine, I double and triple check and assume that everyone else does the same. Are you happy?
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post #19 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:28am
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Fine, I double and triple check and assume that everyone else does the same. Are you happy?
Did you work your affinity for Obama, dolphins, or Rolling Rock into them or, conversely, your hatred for the Japanese?
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post #20 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:29am
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
Did you work your affinity for Obama, dolphins, or Rolling Rock into them or, conversely, your hatred for the Japanese?
Huh?
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post #21 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:30am
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
Huh?
I'm basically wondering if there's a photo of you out there with severed dolphin heads on your tits.
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post #22 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:30am
HEY - that chick showed her tits. Let's talk about that! Or the ins-and-outs of tweeting/texting naked pictures. Anything but where we're headed now.
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post #23 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:33am
Maybe if we cross our fingers, they'll both disappear in a vortex of hate.
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post #24 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:34am
Yeah, let's stop with the creepy personal attacks. Sheesh.
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post #25 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:35am
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
I'm basically wondering if there's a photo of you out there with severed dolphin heads on your tits.

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Originally Posted by JGButler View Post
HEY - that chick showed her tits. Let's talk about that! Or the ins-and-outs of tweeting/texting naked pictures. Anything but where we're headed now.
Um.. I vote for JGB's plan. Yaay..
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post #26 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:36am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Maybe if we cross our fingers, they'll both disappear in a vortex of hate.
I love you too, Patrick.
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post #27 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:37am
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
I love you too, Patrick.
But you're a Christian, you don't really have a choice in the matter.
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post #28 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:38am
As for the actual topic: public image successfully changed!
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post #29 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:41am
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Originally Posted by Farsight View Post
As for the actual topic: public image successfully changed!
How so? Not snarky - just curious. I've only ever known Paramore as a middling punky rock band with a Hot Topic "edge." Hell, if anything, an accidental (or hacked) boobie pic seems about right.
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post #30 of 77
5/28/10 at 1:45am
Maybe she's vying for a sex symbol move? Maybe she wants to become the next Gwen Stefani, ditch the band, grab the big bucks. Then again, maybe she just accidentally tweeted her little baby toe nips to the world.
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post #31 of 77
5/28/10 at 2:21am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Her clitoris was swollen, Kate. Swollen and red.
...and sigged
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post #32 of 77
5/28/10 at 2:27am
Unfair!
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post #33 of 77
5/28/10 at 2:36am
Also to get back on topic, if that bit of Disney movie jailbait, Vanessa Hudgine or whatever her name is can get her little High School Musical hoohaa flashed all over the net (twice if I remember correctly) and still have a career I really don't see how this is an issue.
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post #34 of 77
5/28/10 at 3:10am
Man, what the fuck are you guys doing? Also, kinda crying with laughter over Patrick's clitoris.
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post #35 of 77
5/28/10 at 3:25am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Also, kinda crying with laughter over Patrick's clitoris.
God damn it Jake my signatures big enough!!!
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post #36 of 77
5/28/10 at 3:39am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
God damn it Jake my signatures big enough!!!
Eileen could change your name to Linda McCartney.
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post #37 of 77
5/28/10 at 3:56am
Guys? Boobs. Let us appreciate them without turning the thread into performance art.

On topic now, her boobs look very French. My favorite kind. Although things like these make me wish I was more into the current pop culture. Photos like these are twice as exciting if you are already familiar with or lusting after their subject. I can only imagine what my young self might have felt if such photos of Debbie Gibson for example showed up way back when.
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post #38 of 77
5/28/10 at 4:33am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
On topic now, her boobs look very French.
I don't like playing into the whole "ignorant American" thing, but I really wish I could appreciate tits on this level.
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post #39 of 77
5/28/10 at 4:49am
One day you will, Patrick. One day, you will.
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post #40 of 77
5/28/10 at 5:16am
She looks like Joel David Moore.
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post #41 of 77
5/28/10 at 5:18am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
I don't like playing into the whole "ignorant American" thing, but I really wish I could appreciate tits on this level.
It's just a matter of overall size and nipple to breast proportion. The way the French desrcibe the perfect breast ( and I'm paraphrasing a bit)is that it should more or less fit in the palm of your hand and that the nipple should fit in your mouth without having to act like Bruce the shark. Everything much more than that is superfluous and without proper care easily prone to sagging. She's lying down though, so you can't really tell.
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post #42 of 77
5/28/10 at 5:23am
Tits always look so much less interesting when a woman is lying down.
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post #43 of 77
5/28/10 at 5:28am
Next band practice should be fun.

Three guys she's known for years suddenly can't stop staring at her chest.

At least they have guitars to hide their boners.
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post #44 of 77
5/28/10 at 5:38am
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Originally Posted by Evi View Post
Tits always look so much less interesting when a woman is lying down.
Not when my dick's between them.
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post #45 of 77
5/28/10 at 9:23am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
But you're a Christian, you don't really have a choice in the matter.
I love this.
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post #46 of 77
5/28/10 at 9:45am
I bet she could really use a wish right now.. wish right now.. wish right now.
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post #47 of 77
5/28/10 at 9:47am
I approve of this and any other photo she wants to "post"
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post #48 of 77
5/28/10 at 10:37am
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Originally Posted by Princess Kate View Post
You can't name a single Paramore song now..
Not to get off her clit, but Paramore is kinda huge. So, most people can name, at least, one song by them. Just sayin'.
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post #49 of 77
5/28/10 at 10:42am
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Originally Posted by Evi View Post
Tits always look so much less interesting when a woman is lying down.
You shut your whore mouth.
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post #50 of 77
5/28/10 at 10:45am
I feel sorry for her, If she had only been born in the UK she could have done the same thing in FHM and been paid for it.
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