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Woman rips ex-boyfriend's testicle off...

post #1 of 55
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... and then tries to eat it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

Good God.
post #2 of 55
How is that even possible?
post #3 of 55
The course of true love never did run smooth.

Oh, this is possible. Horribly, horribly possible. Scotal tissue is among the thinnest tissues in the body.
post #4 of 55
Mike's avatar is oddly appropriate here.

ETA: My favorite part of this story would have to be:

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She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
I think I just found a new sig.
post #5 of 55
This is the part that gets me,

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

How about "are you ok?" or "I'm calling an ambulance".
post #6 of 55
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Originally Posted by Ken Savage View Post
This is the part that gets me,

A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."

How about "are you ok?" or "I'm calling an ambulance".
Answering the question of testicular ownership is always job #1.
post #7 of 55
Shocking stuff indeed chaps. But that story looks like it is 5 years old, long enough to learn the shaolin monk 'retraction' technique for testicular defence.
post #8 of 55
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Originally Posted by mr.smeg View Post
Shocking stuff indeed chaps. But that story looks like it is 5 years old, long enough to learn the shaolin monk 'retraction' technique for testicular defence.
Yeah, it should take this fellow half the time it will take the rest of us to learn the techinque.
post #9 of 55
For some reason it's cropped up amongst the BBC's top ten stories of today, which is strange.
post #10 of 55
"Send . . . more . . . testicles."
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post #12 of 55
Thread Starter 
I know people joke about guys getting smacked in the nads and such but my eyes literally watered reading that story.

"I am in no way a violent person" she claims.

I mean... God almighty
post #13 of 55
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
Scotal tissue is among the thinnest tissues in the body.
How the hell do you know that
post #14 of 55
This is an old story I think. Either way, it's the "tried to eat it" part that makes the whole thing. Ripping the scrotum is kind of the "A" move, how she got to "B" I have no idea. Maybe in the moment it was just like "Hey, fuck it, I already jumped off the edge of crazy, so I guess I'll roll with it."
post #15 of 55
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
This is an old story I think. Either way, it's the "tried to eat it" part that makes the whole thing. Ripping the scrotum is kind of the "A" move, how she got to "B" I have no idea. Maybe in the moment it was just like "Hey, fuck it, I already jumped off the edge of crazy, so I guess I'll roll with it."
You have to wonder what the thought process is. "Right, I'm going this now. Hmm I'm having trouble, I think I'll spit it out"

Do you think there was back-down-to-earth moment where she realised she had just literally just become a psychopath?
post #16 of 55
Go girl!
post #17 of 55
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Go girl!
No girl!
post #18 of 55
You're much too young girl?
post #19 of 55
Girl U Want
post #20 of 55
Well if she would have choked to death on it, would it officially be death by tea-bagging?
post #21 of 55
Haha! Monkey Steals the Peach! I've been trained to do that.

My favorite quote:

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Originally Posted by Psychopath
I am in no way a violent person.
No. Pulling off a man's testicle makes you a very violent person.
post #22 of 55
"...bet you can't eat three..."
post #23 of 55
Not only did she pull off his testicle but she also ripped his boxers clean off?!? WTF? I just tried on my own boxers and all I accomplished was ruining one of my nails. My boxers didn't flinch!
post #24 of 55
What 37-year-old man rejects the advances of a 24-year-old woman?
post #25 of 55
He likely rejected her advances based on the fact that she was his insane ex-girlfriend. Now I don't know what broke them up, but I wouldn't be surprised if it had something to do with her being pumped full of crazy.
post #26 of 55
I think the Mortal Kombat craze is just beginning!
post #27 of 55

Thank you for that.

post #28 of 55

Listen im sure the first instinct will be to ban this guy, please don't I want to hear him comment on a few movies and other news stories before he goes.

post #29 of 55

Just found this thread... WTF!!!!

 

I guess she would be a keeper, not many girls like to swallow.

 

Tip your waitress.... wink.gif

post #30 of 55

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Originally Posted by roadflare View Post

That female and all like her, YOU TO, need to have a road flare treatment.

#1 Light the flare.

#2 Burn off her niples.

#3 Burn Off her clit. No need to remove her clothing. Just some chloform.

#4 Put it up her fuck hole untill it goes out.

 SHE WILL NEVER ABUSE ANOTHER MAN. YES I'M SERIOUS ABOUT THIS!


Wowzers. I'd give you an interweb for crazy but holy shit I want to see if you solve all your problems with road flares and road flare related torture.

 

Anyway. I saw an incident on base once where the guy a few houses down from me is screaming, running down the street in the middle of the night with his wife at his back brandishing a straight razor. And I mean she's cutting the fuck out of him any time she gets close enough. Long story short MPs took care of it but apparently the trail of blood he'd left was from his sack she had tried to cut his nuts off while he was asleep but he woke up mid cut and tore ass out of the house.

 

Reality is stranger than fiction.

 

On the plus side she didn't try to eat his...so I guess he had it easier than the guy in that old story.

 

EDIT: Jesus Christ reading that quote makes me chuckle so hard. I'm not sure if it's the YOU TO or niples..or the fact you'd bother to chloroform someone you're burning with a flare? Amazing. This guy needs to write a Saw script stat.

post #31 of 55

did you ever find out, "why" she did that?  ^

post #32 of 55
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did you ever find out, "why" she did that?  ^

Is there ever going to be satisfying reason though? I mean you think if she gave a reason you would be like "Oh well......the girl makes a point unlock those handcuffs".

post #33 of 55

You could say that about any crazy crime.  Knowing the reasoning though, can give you an idea of how insane she was.  

post #34 of 55
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Listen im sure the first instinct will be to ban this guy, please don't I want to hear him comment on a few movies and other news stories before he goes.


Ban him? Fuck no!

 

 

post #35 of 55

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Originally Posted by NickP View Post

did you ever find out, "why" she did that?  ^


The way I heard it while he was deployed she had kept right with her vows and all that. Then he came back from his tour and proceeded to give her the clap. I guess she wasn't one of those girls that falls for the old McNulty, "You gotta take antibiotics for MY urinary tract infection." I don't think her heart was in cutting his boys off though or she would have taken them in one chop. Half measures, etc. See? I can take testicles being cut and sexual abuse like giving your girl the clap and connect them to the Wire AND Breaking Bad. Chud FTW!!!

post #36 of 55

'If you only have one...is it still called the left nut?'

post #37 of 55

I guess I can't blame her entirely.  She finds out her boyfriend was sleeping around and gave her an STD.  Castration is a bit much, but yeah, fuck that guy.

post #38 of 55
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Originally Posted by NickP View Post

I guess I can't blame her entirely.  She finds out her boyfriend was sleeping around and gave her an STD.  Castration is a bit much, but yeah, fuck that guy.

REALLY? 

post #39 of 55

Can't blame her ENTIRELY... CASTRATION IS A BIT MUCH... 

 

so you disagree with that?  I never said she should have done it, but I can't blame her for losing her mind, considering her boyfriend was having unprotected sex with women and then basically sharing the disease with her.  

 

I think if you didn't get furious, they would be something wrong with you.  But again, for those playing along, I don't condone cutting his balls off.  Maybe a punch to the dick, or a burning of his stuff is more inline.  LOL

post #40 of 55
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Can't blame her ENTIRELY... CASTRATION IS A BIT MUCH... 

 

so you disagree with that?  I never said she should have done it, but I can't blame her for losing her mind, considering her boyfriend was having unprotected sex with women and then basically sharing the disease with her.  

 

I think if you didn't get furious, they would be something wrong with you.  But again, for those playing along, I don't condone cutting his balls off.  Maybe a punch to the dick, or a burning of his stuff is more inline.  LOL

Right but if the situation was reversed you think Mr. Road Flares treatment would be ok? Or what if he just lost it and hit her once? He would probably go to jail. Look just admit your joking so I can sleep tonight.

 

post #41 of 55

LOL. Sleep tight.  Of course I'm JOKING.  I wouldn't blame her though, if she did sucker punch him and knock him out. 

 

 

Roles reversed, no, a man hitting a woman is never justified (unless it's life or death, but that goes without saying).

 

 

post #42 of 55

Nine times out of ten with domestics it's just the heat of the moment. On base there were always tons and tons of calls. The other reality is when you've got a bunch of guys that have been deployed, especially in combat, for some of them it's hard to turn that off and dealing with their problems becomes using their fists. For a lot of vets integrating back into society is like someone getting out of prison. Just because you could smack a motherfucker in the mouth there doesn't mean you can in the real world.

 

But yeah, I'm not sure castration or chopping a nut, even if it's just one, is ever the way to go. I'm entirely with you on never hitting a woman too. I never really had that issue but if you look around the board apparently I'm this woman hating prick. lol

 

I've known some people I'd like to castrate though.

 

 

post #43 of 55

The distinct change of reaction in people here between the actual sexual mutilation of a man and the trolling suggestion of sexual mutilation of a woman was the most interesting part of this discussion.

post #44 of 55
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Originally Posted by NickP View Post

LOL. Sleep tight.  Of course I'm JOKING.  I wouldn't blame her though, if she did sucker punch him and knock him out. 

 

 

Roles reversed, no, a man hitting a woman is never justified (unless it's life or death, but that goes without saying).

 

 


Yeah but that is kind of my point. If it's wrong to punch your wife for any reason then it's wrong for your wife to punch you for any reason. I know we play it up in comedies and laugh about it in the news(Tiger Woods) but I think the general rule of no violence between partners is a good one. I hear alot of times when a woman catches her husband cheating she goes nuts and starts hitting him or destroying his stuff. Well im sure alot of men have that impulse to when then they first find out and it's the heat of the moment but they can't and that is a good thing, you don't want to bring violence into these situations. I know it sounds hilarious but they are actually cases of abused men and it works on the same basic principal as a battered woman. The woman isn't physically stronger but they take these beatings because they have pretty much nonexistant self esteem and the women know the odds of them getting arrested are pretty much zero. I know I sound like a dick but I don't think punching each other is a good way for a man or woman to resolve their differences with their partner and whoever is doing the hitting needs to go away in handcuffs.

post #45 of 55

MAYBE  she didn't actuall pull it off...maybe she was just a Patsy.

 

...maybe it ALREADY wanted to come off...

 

BEWARE THE TESTICULAR APOCALYPSE!!!

 

http://vimeo.com/29070028

 

post #46 of 55

I hope it's not the testicular apocalypse. The change in reaction is pretty common among men I'd say. We tend to take gross violence against men and laugh about it with our knees squeezed together, glad it wasn't us. I feel bad for the guy, I can't imagine how hard someone would have to yank to jerk one of your boys loose. Waaaaaaaaalt is right, there are women that abuse their guys though, it's a two way street.

 

The best part of that vimeo link is the sponsored ads at the bottom for testicular self examination and testicle implants.

post #47 of 55
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Originally Posted by Waaaaaaaalt View Post


Yeah but that is kind of my point. If it's wrong to punch your wife for any reason then it's wrong for your wife to punch you for any reason. I know we play it up in comedies and laugh about it in the news(Tiger Woods) but I think the general rule of no violence between partners is a good one. I hear alot of times when a woman catches her husband cheating she goes nuts and starts hitting him or destroying his stuff. Well im sure alot of men have that impulse to when then they first find out and it's the heat of the moment but they can't and that is a good thing, you don't want to bring violence into these situations. I know it sounds hilarious but they are actually cases of abused men and it works on the same basic principal as a battered woman. The woman isn't physically stronger but they take these beatings because they have pretty much nonexistant self esteem and the women know the odds of them getting arrested are pretty much zero. I know I sound like a dick but I don't think punching each other is a good way for a man or woman to resolve their differences with their partner and whoever is doing the hitting needs to go away in handcuffs.


I would agree with most of that.  I guess where I'm coming from, if I was the jerk that cheated on my girl, and gave her an STD, if she ended up punching me... I would be of the opinion that I deserved it.  And not to get all Princess Kate here, but I know what it's like to be in an abusive relationship.  My ex girlfriend use to punch me all the time, hard, in the face, anytime we'd have a serious argument.   So what I'm saying is, I don't think it's at all funny when violence happens.  

 

post #48 of 55
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I would agree with most of that.  I guess where I'm coming from, if I was the jerk that cheated on my girl, and gave her an STD, if she ended up punching me... I would be of the opinion that I deserved it.  And not to get all Princess Kate here, but I know what it's like to be in an abusive relationship.  My ex girlfriend use to punch me all the time, hard, in the face, anytime we'd have a serious argument.   So what I'm saying is, I don't think it's at all funny when violence happens.  

 

Right and what im saying is that if she cheated on you would it be ok for you to punch her? I knew a guy who literally caught his girl friend fucking a guy in their bed. And heard another friend of a friend type story where a guy raised a kid until he was 14 only to find out it wasn't really his. Now would it be acceptable in the heat of the moment for him to haul off and punch the woman in either one of those scenarios? If they did they would get arrested no matter how huge the offense was but if it a woman reacts and starts beating the shit out of the guys it's looked at as justice. Sorry but the rule needs to be no hitting regardless of gender or circumstance with the exception of life threatening circumstances of course.

post #49 of 55

Where I stand is, violence is never acceptable... but there are different levels of acceptance. 

A woman punching a man, while wrong, is not the same as a man punching a woman.  

 

For instance, FOR ME, if I cheated on my wife, and she found out and punched me, IMO, what I did to her is 10 times worse then what she did to me.  I'm a big guy, I can take it.  Now, if she cheated on me, and I punched her, I could cause permanent damage to her, maybe even worse.  I can take it, she can't. Not trying to be sexist, but men are just naturally bigger and stronger.  And for the record, I'm talking about a moment here, not an event... like if a woman grabs a bat and beats his brains in... just one punch.  Is it hypocritical, YES... but it's just how I feel. 

 

Domestic abuse is never right, and any perp should be arrested and charged, male or female... but in a spur of the moment, not thinking, off the cuff type situation, a woman punching a man isn't as bad as a man punching a woman.  THEY ARE BOTH BAD AND WRONG, it's just that one is worse then the other.  That's all I'm saying.  Getting a car accident is bad... but getting in an accident with a Geo Metro, vs a Semi are two different things.  

post #50 of 55

Yes but the feelings are still the same. Your basically saying a man has to be way more mature and not react that way. Look we have to weave it so strongly in the consciencness of the public that no one does it. Im sorry it has to go both ways or you get scenarios like I have seen where the girl just gets to kick the crap out of her boyfriend and he just has to stand there with a thumbs up and a smile. Then if he calls the cops he will look like an ass so he just has to stand there and take it while she knows nothing is going to happen to her. 

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