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6 famous geniuses you didn't know were perverts

post #1 of 19
6/3/10 at 9:37am
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Mozart and Joyce were some sick fucks.
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post #2 of 19
6/3/10 at 9:55am
I knew about Mozart, Lawrence and Einstein. Rousseau I didn't know about although I know that he actually believed vampires are real.

Also a huge pervert? Alexander Pushkin.
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post #3 of 19
6/3/10 at 9:55am
I take it this NSFW right?
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post #4 of 19
6/3/10 at 10:48am
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No. It's all text. Information gleaned from letters to their wives or mistresses.
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post #5 of 19
6/3/10 at 11:11am
Yeah, Joyce's letters to Nora are always hilarious, him talking about liking skidmarks in his wife's undies and all of that crazy stuff. Kind of romantic, too.

(I've got a skewed view of romance FYI)
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post #6 of 19
6/3/10 at 11:18am
Einstien I knew but had no idea about the others, interesting if bizzare stuff.
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post #7 of 19
6/3/10 at 11:20am
I want to know about Pushkin's stuff!
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post #8 of 19
6/3/10 at 11:23am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Yeah, Joyce's letters to Nora are always hilarious, him talking about liking skidmarks in his wife's undies and all of that crazy stuff. Kind of romantic, too.

(I've got a skewed view of romance FYI)
I don't think that's necessarily skewed. The literally most foul thing about her not only fails to repulse him but actually is another thing he finds endearing. That's love.
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post #9 of 19
6/3/10 at 11:28am
I think it was just an over the top way of saying I love you even if you fart like a trooper.
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post #10 of 19
6/3/10 at 11:30am
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I want to know about Pushkin's stuff!
Huge whoremonger. A lot into voyerism. He used to have hidden rooms in brothels with peepholes so he could watch the prostitutes having sex with their clients. A bit into scat, too. And he used to discreetly organize gangbangs for Russian aristocracy.
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post #11 of 19
6/3/10 at 11:51am
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I don't think that's necessarily skewed. The literally most foul thing about her not only fails to repulse him but actually is another thing he finds endearing. That's love.
Troof. I'd kick a gassy girl out of the sack pretty fast. Unless she was really hot.
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post #12 of 19
6/3/10 at 1:26pm
So last night James Joyce shit the bed, and today I find out the other James Joyce was kinda into shitting the bed.

Weird.
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post #13 of 19
6/3/10 at 1:29pm
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Huge whoremonger. A lot into voyerism. He used to have hidden rooms in brothels with peepholes so he could watch the prostitutes having sex with their clients. A bit into scat, too. And he used to discreetly organize gangbangs for Russian aristocracy.
Respect!
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post #14 of 19
6/3/10 at 2:20pm
James Joyce is going to corrupt you all...
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post #15 of 19
6/3/10 at 4:18pm
ahhahhahaha
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post #16 of 19
6/3/10 at 4:37pm
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I sent the link to a friend of mine and she replied, "I bet these would make hilarious skits on Dave Chappelle's show. Only if Charlie Murphy were narrating. :P

I can totally picture Dave Chappelle prancing around in period dress as Mozart singing,

"Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself."
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post #17 of 19
6/3/10 at 8:47pm
Seriously. James Joyce said that he wanted to fuck the farts out of his wife.
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post #18 of 19
6/3/10 at 9:54pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I sent the link to a friend of mine and she replied, "I bet these would make hilarious skits on Dave Chappelle's show. Only if Charlie Murphy were narrating. :P

I can totally picture Dave Chappelle prancing around in period dress as Mozart singing,

"Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick his own ass himself."
And even with Dave Chappelle in my head, it's still Tom Hulce's laugh I hear coming out of him when that piece finishes.
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post #19 of 19
6/3/10 at 10:09pm
The right kind of band could totally make hay out of announcing "we're covering a Mozart song" only to whip that out.
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