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post #51 of 278
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Originally Posted by Radb707 View Post
Dude...wtf kind of porn do you have in there?? I mean any girl that sees regular porn...then yeah, that's what I want you to do. Suck my dick and fuck me. I mean, that's simple.
basically what was in there. no fetish crazed scat films, or gnanbang's with horses. It was an older Jenna Jameson flick.
post #52 of 278
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You're 26, you're married and you have a kid. You've brought this on yourself and deserve no one's pity. Good luck.
since when has 26 turned into 16? Mid to late twenties is pretty normal for marriage.
post #53 of 278
I do not get what women expect from guys sometimes. Shit, I would be concerned if my boyfriend didn't have a porn stash. Watching porn isn't a crime, it doesn't mean that a guy doesn't love you or is going to run out into the street and fuck the first thing he sees. I've found my boyfriend's stash before. He was horrified. I wasn't. I told him to make some popcorn and we watched one together. It was fun. No big deal, people.

One of the selling points of being in a relationship is being able to share stuff like sex fantasies with your partner, right? Feeling ashamed of something that comes naturally to people is mind-boggling to me.
post #54 of 278
Yeah, I'm with HarleyQuinn, seems a bit odd that you two are MARRIED and yet she's freaking out over a porn stash. This is shit you find out before marriage.
post #55 of 278
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she can be, but then sometimes she can get kind of kinky too. All depends on how many glasses of wine she has had. I really never figured it would have been an issue untill she said "so, is that what you want me to do?". How the fuck to you answer that?
That's means she watched it too. Call her a hypocrite.
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That's means she watched it too. Call her a hypocrite.
for the win...
post #57 of 278
Does it? Could she be assuming it's far worse than it is?
post #58 of 278
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Does it? Could she be assuming it's far worse than it is?
Far worse? Not following...
post #59 of 278
Mr Hands
post #60 of 278
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That's means she watched it too. Call her a hypocrite.
I do not think he'd live through that experience.
post #61 of 278
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Far worse? Not following...
Well, I was asking if you knew she had watched it. Because, it's possible she saw you were watching porn and assumed that the content was much more objectionable than what actually happens on the video, right?
post #62 of 278
Which came first, the kid or the wedding?
post #63 of 278
Did someone just change it, or has this thread always been called My Wife Found My CORPSE stash?
post #64 of 278
Apparenty we got dead bodies in the mix now.

Run Nick, run!
post #65 of 278
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Well, I was asking if you knew she had watched it. Because, it's possible she saw you were watching porn and assumed that the content was much more objectionable than what actually happens on the video, right?
true. I will ask her that tonight when I get home. I'm just curious as to what she doesn't like about it. Does it make her feel bad? Does she think it's gross? It's not a bad one at all, like I said, it's a Jenna Jameson one, which is just a straight vaginal intercourse video.
post #66 of 278
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Apparenty we got dead bodies in the mix now.

Run Nick, run!
Yeah, I think I know why she's angry now.
post #67 of 278
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Did someone just change it, or has this thread always been called My Wife Found My CORPSE stash?
I saw that too. hhhmmmmm.
post #68 of 278
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Did someone just change it, or has this thread always been called My Wife Found My CORPSE stash?
Corpse seems about the most apt way to describe Jenna Jamison, so . . .
post #69 of 278
It's times like these I'm glad my girlfriend watches weirder porn than I do.
post #70 of 278
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now it turns out my wife is Jewish.
post #71 of 278
Now its pork stash.
post #72 of 278
You can't be holding out on that pork, Nick. Share the love.
post #73 of 278
Devin's finally reaping one of the few fun benefits of mod status.
post #74 of 278
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who is Wilt? and why is he looking for my bacon
post #75 of 278
What is going on? Are the thread title changes a result of Devin's new found powers?
post #76 of 278
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Now Wilt found my porn????
post #77 of 278
It's either Devin or the world's awesomest virus.
post #78 of 278
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Great, what's he doing with my porn!!
post #79 of 278
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the title now make my wife seem like she doesn't like CGI cartoon movies.
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the title now make my wife seem like she doesn't like CGI cartoon movies.
Let's just hope she doesn't find that Shrek DVD boxset you have hidden in your other drawer.
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post #82 of 278
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One of the selling points of being in a relationship is being able to share stuff like sex fantasies with your partner, right? Feeling ashamed of something that comes naturally to people is mind-boggling to me.
How do you feel about peeing on or being peed on?




Dear God, I said too much...
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What movie could he possibly have been thinking of?
post #84 of 278
I thought Dudley Moore was created by Weta with motion capture courtesy Andy Serkis.
post #85 of 278
Devin's adorably drunk with power! John Gielgud is scowling at him while he changes the title of the thread over and over.
post #86 of 278
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What movie could he possibly have been thinking of?


the sequel
post #87 of 278
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now it turns out my wife is Jewish.
Out of context, that just seems so fucked up lol.

"Now it turns out my wife is Jewish. Didn't see that coming!! But now it explains her nose and her odd habit of collecting pennies off the floor"

........

hmm..
post #88 of 278
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Out of context, that just seems so fucked up lol.

"Now it turns out my wife is Jewish. Didn't see that coming!! But now it explains her nose and her odd habit of collecting pennies off the floor"
LOL. Just incase anyone didn't see it, the thread title changed too "My wife found my pork stash"
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How do you feel about peeing on or being peed on?




Dear God, I said too much...
No go, but thanks for sharing!
post #90 of 278
I'm still reeling over the "twice a month". That's some fucking shit right there.
post #91 of 278
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Which came first, the kid or the wedding?
engagement, kid, wedding
post #92 of 278
Murder and eat her mother. She'll forget all about the porn when she finds you sitting at the breakfast table re-enacting the monkey brains scene from "Indiana Jones And The Temple Of Doom" with her mother's head.

Unless one of your porn DVDs was "Indiana Bones And The Temple Of Poon". In which case she'll have flashbacks to the porn, alongside the revulsion over your unholy actions. And that's a total lose-lose situation for you.

This is probably bad advice.
post #93 of 278
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Out of context, that just seems so fucked up lol.

"Now it turns out my wife is Jewish. Didn't see that coming!! But now it explains her nose and her odd habit of collecting pennies off the floor"

........

hmm..
And what is the context that that is not racist?
post #94 of 278
Oh Nick's wife, what hath thou wrought?
post #95 of 278
The weird thing is that Nick's wife found my porn stash too.
post #96 of 278
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Originally Posted by NickP View Post
true. I will ask her that tonight when I get home. I'm just curious as to what she doesn't like about it. Does it make her feel bad? Does she think it's gross? It's not a bad one at all, like I said, it's a Jenna Jameson one, which is just a straight vaginal intercourse video.
Well... judging by all the evidence presented here, I'd say at least 1/2, if not 3/4 of the problem lies in the cute blond with huge fake tits. If a woman is going to get pissed about your porn stache, it usually has a hell of a lot more to do with their insecurity over what they think you REALLY like. It's probably not too much to do with what's taking place in the video.

Is your wife jealous in other situations ever?

Also, tonight, cue up as much porn in as many different windows as you can, along with this thread and then leave it up on the computer. And just to really spite her, throw in a Tranny vid as well and have it playing.


Alternatively, next time you're feeling randy, just go sit across the room from her and start wanking it. See which situation she really prefers. Who knows, you might get laid more often that way.
post #97 of 278
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Well... judging by all the evidence presented here, I'd say at least 1/2, if not 3/4 of the problem lies in the cute blond with huge fake tits. If a woman is going to get pissed about your porn stache, it usually has a hell of a lot more to do with their insecurity over what they think you REALLY like. It's probably not too much to do with what's taking place in the video.

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Yeah ugh...as loathe as I am to try and give actual advice in a thread like this (I've had too much coffee today; that's my excuse) since spawing do you actually make sure your wife knows you still think she is THE HOTNESS? Tis not uncommon for ones feeling of self sauciness to wane once a kid has popped out, and if you are not making sure, a lot, that she knows you think she is Milf City, it's not that unreasonable to expect she might be a bit threatened by finding some Pron lying around in your droor.
post #98 of 278
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That chain is not in my area as far as I know, NickP. We have a Papa Ginos and a Dominos, but I prefer local pizza. We have a few quality places close by. I tried a Dominos earlier this year (for the first time since the 2004 boston DNC) and it was awful. The cheese did not congeal when it got cold, it *dried out*.
You are amazingly good at de-railing threads.
post #99 of 278
I need to know what redneckjoe would do in this situation
post #100 of 278
Cameron,

I am not trying to derail, I am just uncomfortable with banter of this sort and was trying to deflect.
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