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Japanese teacher offers to have sex with Chinese students as an apology for WWII.

post #1 of 19
6/16/10 at 11:22pm
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http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/831224-...anese-invasion

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o have a doctorate in Sino-Japanese history, but said she had specialised in studying the Japanese invasion of China and was ashamed by what her countrymen had done.
She told the Chinese media: "We have to respect the lessons of history and although we cannot obliterate it we can try and make recompense.
"I want to cure the wounds of China with my body, and I offer to do this by having sex with Chinese students in Japan."
"I think it would be a symbolic compensation for them," she added.
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post #2 of 19
6/16/10 at 11:32pm
I came in here specifically looking for a photo.

Trip to Japan = booked.
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post #3 of 19
6/16/10 at 11:46pm
Wow, I was not expecting that photo. If I was in her class, I'd be doing the most culturally offensive Chinaman impression you can imagine.

I guess I went to the wrong schools. In my schools, sex with a teacher could have been seen only as punishment. Or spelunking.
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post #4 of 19
6/17/10 at 12:11am
THIS is how historical wrongs need to be addressed! You can keep your Truth and Reconciliation Commission!

Anyway, I don't know why the article says she's a teacher -- she's a porn star with a PhD in history.

You know, like all porn stars.
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post #5 of 19
6/17/10 at 3:46am
I cybered with a Chinese chick (I hope) once. Does that count?

Oh, and can she possibly fly to Greece to have sex with me? I can't get any time off work right now. And when she comes, can she bring a pizza and a few beers? And I don't want any of that high pitched squealing Japanese chicks do in porn.

Cool.
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post #6 of 19
6/17/10 at 4:28am
God Japanese porn is the worst. First of all, the sounds the girls make are pretty much what I'd expect to hear if you put your dick in a bird's nest. Then they've all got pubes like it's the 70s, and on top of that there's a big ol' block of censoring. GLORIOUS NIPPON
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post #7 of 19
6/17/10 at 5:09am
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Anri Suzuki, 24, from Tokyo - is said to have a doctorate in
So it's an alleged PhD? None the less her plan may well work.
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post #8 of 19
6/17/10 at 6:27am
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Originally Posted by Luca S. View Post
God Japanese porn is the worst. First of all, the sounds the girls make are pretty much what I'd expect to hear if you put your dick in a bird's nest. Then they've all got pubes like it's the 70s, and on top of that there's a big ol' block of censoring. GLORIOUS NIPPON
Hail to you Luca.

Time and again you say what needs to be said.
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post #9 of 19
6/17/10 at 7:06am
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Originally Posted by Luca S. View Post
God Japanese porn is the worst. First of all, the sounds the girls make are pretty much what I'd expect to hear if you put your dick in a bird's nest. Then they've all got pubes like it's the 70s, and on top of that there's a big ol' block of censoring. GLORIOUS NIPPON
On top of that, their fuck faces are horrible. They have two: "Baby's first lemon" and "Spiky poo"

It's the opposite of hot.
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post #10 of 19
6/17/10 at 8:24am
What gets me is that you can buy used panties from vending machines on the street, but god forbid you see unpixelated genitalia.

Oh, and I'm still a little broken up about Pearl Harbor. Just throwing that out there.
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post #11 of 19
6/17/10 at 8:50am
How fucking stupid is this?

*looks at picture*

You know, this woman's heroism is incredible.
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post #12 of 19
6/17/10 at 9:28am
Don't do a GIS of her if you're at work, fellas.

Just a head's up.
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post #13 of 19
6/17/10 at 9:51am
Sorry to ruin your day..

HERE is the reality to this story.
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post #14 of 19
6/17/10 at 10:00am
That's pretty fucking hilarious.
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post #15 of 19
6/17/10 at 10:14am
What about me? I was promised Japanese sex. I already cancelled my dinner plans.
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post #16 of 19
6/17/10 at 10:19am
Well, someone has to answer for the Rape of Nankin...
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post #17 of 19
6/17/10 at 11:07am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reXTvAZa00k

She is a porn star right?
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post #18 of 19
6/17/10 at 11:08am
This thread has taught me a lot.
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post #19 of 19
6/17/10 at 11:11am
I demand that a hot Korean news writer have sex with me as an apology for this hoax.
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