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Jeremy London kidnapped and FORCED to do drugs!

post #1 of 21
6/17/10 at 1:07pm
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Insert cheap Mallrats joke here.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_615636.html

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Jeremy London tells police he was kidnapped, robbed and forced to smoke drugs last Thursday night in Palm Springs, Radaronline.com reports.

London, who starred in 'Party of Five' and '7th Heaven,' said he was trying to change a tire when two men stopped to help him and instead threw him into his car, drove him around and terrorized him at gunpoint.

"He told officers (during the kidnapping) that he was forced to smoke dope and then purchase booze and hand it out in a gang area of Palm Springs," a policeman told Radar...

London recently opened up about his prescription drug addiction and is currently going through a divorce.
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post #2 of 21
6/17/10 at 1:20pm
I know how he feels. I've had women show up, and force me to drink beer and have sex. It's very humiliating.
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post #3 of 21
6/17/10 at 1:27pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
I know how he feels. I've had women show up, and force me to drink beer and have sex. It's very humiliating.
Damn tragedy.

I can smell the bullshit half way around the world. Mostly because of the lack of any ass-fucking.
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post #4 of 21
6/17/10 at 1:32pm
Who were these gang members and can I call them to come bail me out of work to party?
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post #5 of 21
6/17/10 at 1:35pm
I would have went with: "It wasn't me! It was my brother! I swear!"
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post #6 of 21
6/17/10 at 3:13pm
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Before the next Writers' Strike, they should use this as an example of why they should only be the ones coming up with the stories.
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post #7 of 21
6/17/10 at 3:27pm
So who has been forcing London to eat nothing but chicken fingers for the past 5 years?
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post #8 of 21
6/17/10 at 3:49pm
Lindsay Lohan is kicking herself in the ass for not coming up with this story for her last court appreance.
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post #9 of 21
6/17/10 at 4:34pm
This is the one who wasn't married to Charlie Spradling, right?
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post #10 of 21
6/17/10 at 5:21pm
Being kidnapped is my future excuse for watching Transformers 3.

"Officer, they had tickets, 3D glasses, and a gun. I had no choice."
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post #11 of 21
6/17/10 at 5:38pm
I like how a fairly unbelievable tale goes completely off the rails the more he talks.

"Yeah, and then they made me...buy, uh, liquor...and give it away...to, um...gang members." I can almost picture him just looking around an incorporating shit he sees into the story.
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post #12 of 21
6/17/10 at 5:44pm
Yeah RL, he's like the ant-Kaiser Sozye.
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post #13 of 21
6/17/10 at 6:06pm
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...koE_AD9GD7AM80

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Calif. man arrested for allegedly kidnapping actor
(AP) – 1 hour ago
PALM SPRINGS, Calif. — A man has been arrested for allegedly kidnapping actor Jeremy London and forcing him to use drugs, police said Thursday.
A statement from Palm Springs police said London, who appeared on TV's "7th Heaven" and "Party of Five," was kidnapped while changing a flat tire on June 10.
The 37-year-old actor told police that several men helped him and he offered them a ride home. Police said one man later pulled a gun, forced London to drive around, buy alcohol and take drugs.
London said he escaped but his car was stolen. Police later found it and on June 11 arrested 26-year-old Brandon Adams of Palm Springs.
Adams has been charged with kidnapping and other crimes and remains jailed. It was not immediately known if he has retained a lawyer.
A publicist for London confirmed Thursday that the actor was the kidnapping victim and that London is working closely with police in their investigation.
Publicist Dominic Friesen said London is at "an undisclosed location with family and friends" and appreciates the support from his fans.
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post #14 of 21
6/17/10 at 6:07pm
He's got fans?
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post #15 of 21
6/17/10 at 6:17pm
Fans...mily.
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post #16 of 21
6/17/10 at 6:22pm
I think he literally means fans. Like, oscillating ones. To cool him down. Because he is sweaty, what with all the crack smoking and the tire changing and the being kidnapped and the running around doling out free booze to the Crips and what not.
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post #17 of 21
6/17/10 at 7:03pm
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Originally Posted by dudalb View Post
Lindsay Lohan is kicking herself in the ass for not coming up with this story for her last court appreance.
Seriously. This is even better than her "glowstick made my alcohol anklet go off" excuse.
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post #18 of 21
6/23/10 at 1:17pm
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Things are getting weirder and a tad more uncomfortable. Jeremy (Mallrats) is pissed off at his twin brother(!) Jason (Dazed And Confused) for saying to press that Jeremy's story is fishy. He's now had lawyers put out a gag order on members of his own family (including his own mom!) to stop saying that he's relapsing and lying about it. Supposedly, Jeremy's wife was also along for part of the kidnapping, before she was let go. The same wife also has had drug problems, crashed a car into a 7-11, and the pair have lost custody of their child.

When it all blows over that this is just a has-been white semi-celeb pointing fingers at black people over his relapse, do you think the Palm Springs police will eat any grief over it?

UPDATE VIDEO! Jeremy denies all denials... via his car!

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusive...-was-going-die

I love how he gets side-tracked about Jason referring to his girlfriend as his fiancee, as if that somehow invalidates everything.
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post #19 of 21
7/1/10 at 6:54pm
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Poor Jeremy. His own family is going around saying this story sounds like a bunch of lies from a relapsing addict, when it so totally really absolutely happened just like he said it. What's a guy to do but put a restraining order on his own mother and brother? But... uh oh...

A judge denied Jeremy London's request for restraining orders to stop the actor's family from commenting publicly about him. Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Irving Shimer said Thursday that the family is protected by the First Amendment and that London could later sue his relatives if their statements are untrue.
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post #20 of 21
7/2/10 at 1:48pm
Reminds me of that episode of SIX FEET UNDER where Dexter got abducted by that crack addict.
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post #21 of 21
7/2/10 at 8:26pm
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This shit is getting sad. I'd feel sorry for the guy if he didn't feel the need to stand up in front of the whole nation and point his finger at some black dude. Creep.

The Daily Beast on how addicts make up shit

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London’s personal history hasn’t exactly helped establish his credibility. He has a long history with substance abuse, and a neighbor recently told reporters that he’d been begging to wash their cars for cash.
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