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Anti Rape Condom makes debut at the WC

post #1 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:18pm
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HOly hell, I'm speechless...




Dr. Sonnet Ehlers has invented Rape-axe, a female device with jagged hooks that latch onto a man's penis during penetration.



The doctor is distributing 30,000 of these condoms in South Africa during this year's World Cup.

South Africa has one of the highest rape rates in the world, according to Human Rights Watch. It is also believed that 16 percent of the population is living with HIV.

"It hurts," Ehlers told CNN. "He cannot pee and walk when it's on. If he tries to remove it, it will clasp even tighter."

Rape-axe is inserted like a tampon and when embedded to a man the device can only be removed by a doctor.

There is no way this wont be controversial; hell the comments alone on that site show where this is going.
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post #2 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:19pm
hhnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggnnnnooooooooooooooooo

Also, how many posts before someone talks about "frigid manhating bitches" using this as some sort of weird sadomasochistic mancontrol device
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post #3 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:22pm
I like the sentiment of cutting down on rape, but won't rage-induced, "from hell's heart"-type stranglings skyrocket?
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post #4 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:23pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
hhnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggnnnnooooooooooooooooo

Also, how many posts before someone talks about "frigid manhating bitches" using this as some sort of weird sadomasochistic mancontrol device
Back at the link, it took less than ten....number 11 was the sausage trick.
Also, apologies to all the men in the forums for the quick shot of full terror when you first saw the pick.
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post #5 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:23pm
Sounds like this doctor read "Snow Crash". Vagina Dentata, indeed.
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post #6 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:24pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
hhnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggggggnnnnooooooooooooooooo

Also, how many posts before someone talks about "frigid manhating bitches" using this as some sort of weird sadomasochistic mancontrol device
Apparently, one.

*EDIT* And I like how this woman created this thing like five years ago and is using the World Cup to capitalize. Good on her.
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post #7 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:24pm
If more than one attacker is present at the scene, it could incite even more violence against the victim.

I don't know what to think about this.
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post #8 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:25pm
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The paranoia of being contacted by an ex-girfriend after a bad break up has now being amplified tenthousandfold.
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post #9 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:26pm
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Originally Posted by bendrix View Post
If more than one attacker is present at the scene, it could incite even more violence against the victim.

I don't know what to think about this.
And seconds wont be sloppy as this will be attached to the first guy.
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post #10 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:27pm
The name is making me laugh. The device, not so much. Also, what bendrix said about multiple attackers.
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post #11 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:27pm
Seems to me if this thing latches on during penetration, it's not really preventing rape at all. It'll get the guy to stop, sure, but the violation has already happened.

And hey, now all potential rapists know to look before they leap.
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post #12 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:27pm
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Originally Posted by bendrix View Post
If more than one attacker is present at the scene, it could incite even more violence against the victim.

I don't know what to think about this.
My thoughts exactly...there is no way this can actually end anywhere good.
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post #13 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:28pm
Upshot: Nerds everywhere will frantically buy these for their favorite childhood cartoon/toy franchises!
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post #14 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:29pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
I like the sentiment of cutting down on rape, but won't rage-induced, "from hell's heart"-type stranglings skyrocket?
I don't think the Moby Dick reference is good because this kind of gives the person affected a very rational reason to be angry.
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post #15 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:29pm
Some people just take the fun out of rape.
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post #16 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:30pm
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
And seconds wont be sloppy as this will be attached to the first guy.
Gah. Just all kinds of gah.
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post #17 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:30pm
Well, not RATIONAL per se, but it's a reason nonetheless.
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post #18 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:31pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
I don't think the Moby Dick reference is good because this kind of gives the person affected a very rational reason to be angry.
I was going more for burned Ricky Montalban/Genesis detonation.
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post #19 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:33pm
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Well, not RATIONAL per se, but it's a reason nonetheless.
I think there's a major difference between being mad at another person for latching a mini-bear trap onto your genitals and being angry at a whale/death/God/the world.
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post #20 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:47pm
The demo model in the first picture looks filthy. Rape-Axe: Now with Extra Bacteria!
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post #21 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:56pm
There's something sinisterly Lynchian about that second photo.
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post #22 of 82
6/22/10 at 4:59pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Seems to me if this thing latches on during penetration, it's not really preventing rape at all. It'll get the guy to stop, sure, but the violation has already happened.

And hey, now all potential rapists know to look before they leap.
This is unfortunately the saddest part of all. This device doesn't actually prevent rape, and as others have mentioned might even instigate other types of violence if used.
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post #23 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:08pm
Maybe not, but it'll fucking stop that shit in its tracks.
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post #24 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:09pm
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Originally Posted by Radb707 View Post
Maybe not, but it'll fucking stop that shit in its tracks.
Yeah, again, if that's the only attacker and only then if he's truly immobilized.
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post #25 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:12pm
Next season, porcupine costumes will be toute la rage in Milan!
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post #26 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:12pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Upshot: Nerds everywhere will frantically buy these for their favorite childhood cartoon/toy franchises!
Heh. "Take that, George Lucas!"

Like most stunningly bad ideas, this comes from a noble place. However, others have already mentioned the shortcomings (pardon the half-pun).

Truly, no device short of a personal force field is ever going to prevent rape. The only real treatment is to foster/nuture a society where men don't feel compelled to rape, which would take decades of reprogramming and education. So, best of luck with that.
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post #27 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:15pm
Reptilian mind: Oooooooowww! My eyes are watering just by looking at this thing.

Logical mind: What Phil so succinctly said. The woman that uses it better have a lot more stuff ready for her defense.

Comedy hack: Where were these when North Korea needed them?
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post #28 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:16pm
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I hat to agree with the douchebags in the original site of the article, but when some woman actually uses this as a way of revenge on an ex boyfriend/etc (its gonna happen,becuase of the way humans are, not women), its going to be hell on earth.
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post #29 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:17pm
Jagged... for his displeasure

Gotta love the nasty "chinese finger trap" aspect where it digs in tighter when the rapist tries to remove it.
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post #30 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:18pm
I know Jake joked about this, but I'm surprised nobody has seriously brought up that distributing this on a large scale is a bad idea due to the potential for misuse (Ryoken seemed to be joking). There are seriously a lot of "off" people out there. ETA: He seems to have brought it up seriously at the same time I posted this.
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post #31 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:19pm
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Also from the original article's comments:

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Hey guys, I just figured out how to get around it. Carry like a pork sausage around with you and after you jump on her, stick that in first. Then once it's all clear you take *your* sausage and stick that in and fun times. It really works, I tried it.
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If I ever go [back] to prison... I'm stickin a dozen of these things up my ass..... just sayin
Only in the internets.
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post #32 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:20pm
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Originally Posted by Cuchulain View Post
I know Jake joked about this, but I'm surprised nobody has seriously brought up that distributing this on a large scale is a bad idea due to the potential for misuse (Ryoken seemed to be joking). There are seriously a lot of "off" people out there. ETA: He seems to have brought it up seriously at the same time I posted this.
I wasnt joking. if that ever comes to pass, the ensuing press coverage, debate and trial is going to be something out of hell.
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post #33 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:35pm
When she invents an elegant pantsuit that grows razor sharp spikes when a rapist approaches, or a gun that fires dick-seeking projectiles, she'll be onto something. This just makes me queasy for all the reasons named above, it's not really preventing anything and might just make things worse.
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post #34 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:36pm
But EVERYTHING has a potential misuse. EVERYTHING. Look, if a crazy, deranged person wants to get back at you for something, they have pretty much a million ways to do it. Why would this be more horrific than any other type of violence perpetrated against someone else?

That being said, the idea behind it was well-intended. The execution part of it leaves too many variables and doesn't stop the woman from the initial rape or violence. Maybe it may have the effect of making someone a little more wary of committing the act.

The very best thing to come from this is dialogue. Raising awareness.
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post #35 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:43pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Upshot: Nerds everywhere will frantically buy these for their favorite childhood cartoon/toy franchises!
Still the same problem of multiple attackers.
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post #36 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:45pm
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The very best thing to come from this is dialogue. Raising awareness.
Preeeecisely.
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post #37 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:47pm
What about the transfer of blood? Most vaginal trauma (i.e. bruising and bleeding) occurs in and around the vaginal opening (thanks forensic files!) and with the shape of this "rape-axe" curving outward at the base like a bell. It looks like it could potentially leak, what with all the plastic barbs cutting up the rapists cock and everything. So while you've certainly prevented the spread of disease via semen, you'd still have possible blood transfer with the victims lacerations and the attackers bloody member. And as has been said before, the rape still happens.
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post #38 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:47pm
I'm not convinced even this thing would be enough to stop Jake.

Also, butt-rape.
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post #39 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:53pm
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun View Post
I'm not convinced even this thing would be enough to stop Jake.
That Pizza and its box never stood a chance.
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post #40 of 82
6/22/10 at 5:54pm
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun View Post
I'm not convinced even this thing would be enough to stop Jake.

Also, butt-rape.
butt-rape-axe
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post #41 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:08pm
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Originally Posted by TonyRockyHorror View Post
What about the transfer of blood? Most vaginal trauma (i.e. bruising and bleeding) occurs in and around the vaginal opening (thanks forensic files!) and with the shape of this "rape-axe" curving outward at the base like a bell. It looks like it could potentially leak, what with all the plastic barbs cutting up the rapists cock and everything. So while you've certainly prevented the spread of disease via semen, you'd still have possible blood transfer with the victims lacerations and the attackers bloody member. And as has been said before, the rape still happens.
The device is intended to latch onto a penis without penetrating the skin.
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post #42 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:11pm
Okay, now I kinda wanna stick my dick in one of these things just to see how it works.

NOT WHILE IT'S IN ANOTHER PERSON, GUYS.
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post #43 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:12pm
Yes, but will the doctor taking it off you believe you?

"One in a million shot doc... one in a million..."
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post #44 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:13pm
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Okay, now I kinda wanna stick my dick in one of these things just to see how it works.

NOT WHILE IT'S IN ANOTHER PERSON, GUYS.
Wouldnt it be easier to use a bratwurst instead?

Also, snu-snu is now snip-snipshdpjffpfohmy dick!
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post #45 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:13pm
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Originally Posted by TonyRockyHorror View Post
butt-rape-axe
*heads to Your Fake Band thread*
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post #46 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:32pm
I'd rather have some defense than no defense.
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post #47 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:50pm
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Itll never happen (i hope) but i cant ignore the scenario of a wife/girlfriend forgetting they're wearing this thing, only far too late. (i know, its near impossible, unless alcohol is involved)
I doubt any relationship can survive "you gave chine torture dicktrap".
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post #48 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:53pm
What happened to foreplay? If any accidents are to occur with this thing, it's going to be on fingers or (if you're talented enough) tongues.
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post #49 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:55pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
I'd rather have some defense than no defense.
I'm sure you didn't mean this the way I took it but I find this to be a very dangerous statement. This is a last line of defense. There are so many other, better options for your defense that should end things before a dick gets anywhere near your maidenheads iron maiden.
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post #50 of 82
6/22/10 at 6:56pm
I doubt a woman can forget that they're wearing this contraption in their vagina.
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