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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults of All Time

post #1 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:04pm
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Here you go, you sons of motherless goats!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYX...layer_embedded
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post #2 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:09pm
Horrible.
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post #3 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:10pm
I counted maybe three from films before 1970. That made me very sad.

Pretty sure everything Dietrich said in this one scene was delivered in a more insulting manner then most of that collection. Also BAR FIGHT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By48VYXP16s
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post #4 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:10pm
Fantastic.

EDIT: Obviously a list it's stupid, but as a montage, it's delightful.
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post #5 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:15pm
IN THE LOOP being in there three times is pretty great (could have used a few more frames of Capaldi running away), but SHORT CIRCUIT and BLADE TRINITY can fuck right off.
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post #6 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:16pm
Oh shit, DOLEMITE. It had me at that. Then it threw In Bruges and In The Loop at me.
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post #7 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:23pm
This reminded me of how much I hate "Cock Juggling Thundercunt!", and how much I love "You're an inanimate fucking object!".
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post #8 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:26pm
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Originally Posted by devincf View Post
Horrible.
"Fuck You out of 10" was better. "Horrible" is so bland.
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post #9 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:31pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
"Fuck You out of 10" was better. "Horrible" is so bland.
As is that collection of rote, boring insults, 90% of which seem to be from the last 20 years.
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post #10 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:34pm
I didn't think it was that bad. It had some lame ones, but like Tati said, it had Dolemite. Give it credit for that.
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post #11 of 37
7/1/10 at 3:39pm
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"You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault"
This should be added.
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post #12 of 37
7/1/10 at 4:33pm
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As is that collection of rote, boring insults, 90% of which seem to be from the last 20 years.
Aw snap.
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post #13 of 37
7/1/10 at 4:36pm
Many of them aren't even insults. They're threats.

"Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes."

That's an insult.
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post #14 of 37
7/1/10 at 5:00pm
You people are unbelievable.
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post #15 of 37
7/1/10 at 5:11pm
Yeah, how dare we not flip for every shoddily made YouTube movie montage without a sense of cinematic history. Isn't it enough that we can recognize all these movies? Isn't that the point of it - to recognize something and feel validated by the ability to recognize?
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post #16 of 37
7/1/10 at 5:48pm
I never claimed everyone should be flipping for it, you made that up. I'll use it to make my point though.

Taking great offense and attacking a Youtube montage is just as pathetic as flipping for it. This isn't going into the Library of Congress. Maybe relax and gain a little perspective. There are a few great lines in there I haven't thought about in years. I enjoyed seeing them again. Why is that so terrible?

(This is where you call me stupid, tell me to stop writing and don't address anything I posted.)
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post #17 of 37
7/1/10 at 6:23pm
Eh... I have to agree that's a terrible montage.

You know WHY we say that? Because someone had to label it "100 GREATEST MOVIE INSULTS OF ALL TIME."


Keep an innocent title on it like "Great Movie Insults," sure. Have fun.

But with a title like that, you're inviting criticism.
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post #18 of 37
7/1/10 at 6:33pm
With a title like that, I was hoping for some Drafts & Lists action.

1. "He looks like that guy from the movies, what's his name, Ralph Bellamy."
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post #19 of 37
7/1/10 at 6:47pm
If you're going to make a list called "The 100 greatest movie insults of all time", you should probably find out what the word "insult" actually means. A bunch of these are threats and comebacks. And many of them suck.

This is just sad.
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post #20 of 37
7/1/10 at 8:33pm
Just makes me want to go watch Glenngary Glenn Ross for the 80th time. God it's great to hear Jack Lemmon go to town in that scene. Everyone else it's expected, and while great, not nearly as surprising as Lemmon.
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post #21 of 37
7/1/10 at 9:04pm
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Originally Posted by Hammerhead View Post
With a title like that, I was hoping for some Drafts & Lists action.

1. "He looks like that guy from the movies, what's his name, Ralph Bellamy."
2. "Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know, how about a spelling contest."--Tombstone
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post #22 of 37
7/1/10 at 9:11pm
Well, I liked it, if only because it provided a showcase for Paul Gleason's way with a slam. His delivery of "You're a gutless turd" is like a fuckin' shiv in the side.

'Greatest'? Probably not. Fun 10-minute diversion while I should be working? Sure.
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post #23 of 37
7/2/10 at 12:17am
1. "He looks like that guy from the movies, what's his name, Ralph Bellamy." - His Girl Friday
2. "Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know, how about a spelling contest." - Tombstone
3. "I've got all five senses plus I slept last night-- that puts me six up on the lot of you." - Brick
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post #24 of 37
7/2/10 at 6:26am
"MASSIVE-HOMO-CUNT"

It's all in the delivery.
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post #25 of 37
7/2/10 at 6:35am
Too many of them were just four-letter words strung together. They get points though for including Clark Griswold and Peter Capaldi. "Shut it, Love Actually."

I was thinking by insult they meant something like this:

"There are only two kinds of women in the world: mothers and the other kind. And sister, have I got you pegged." -- Kirk Douglas to Susan Hayward in Top Secret Affair, 1957
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post #26 of 37
7/3/10 at 5:57pm
4. "It's amazing that brain can generate enough power to keep those legs moving." - Superman
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post #27 of 37
7/3/10 at 6:45pm
5. "You are the son of a thousand fathers, every one a bastard, just like you!"-The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
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post #28 of 37
7/3/10 at 10:23pm
6. "You bastard." "Yes sir. In my case, an accident of birth. But you sir, you're a self-made man."
-Lee Marvin, The Professionals
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post #29 of 37
7/7/10 at 4:46am
Pesci: You know Spider, you're a fuckin mumblin stuttering little fuck, you know that?
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post #30 of 37
7/7/10 at 5:35am
It's interesting that the best insults in that montage are the ones that don't go overboard on the swearing.
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post #31 of 37
7/11/10 at 2:23pm
That wasn't even the best insult from Dolemite.
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post #32 of 37
7/11/10 at 6:50pm
Thanks for giving this a bump, if only for one reason...

What film is that clip with Keitel in the pink suit jacket from?
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post #33 of 37
7/11/10 at 8:04pm
That's Get Shorty I think.
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post #34 of 37
7/23/10 at 9:59am
Oh cool, thanks. Haven't seen that since it came out.
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post #35 of 37
7/24/10 at 1:14am
7. "Not only would you sell your own mother to make a deal, you'd send her C.O.D."
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post #36 of 37
7/24/10 at 1:50am
"You should clone yourself . . . so you can go fuck yourself!"

I love the Sixth Day.
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post #37 of 37
7/24/10 at 2:29am
Arnold's delivery of that line is atrocious though.

I'd rather have seen Bill Duke's line from Commando, followed by Arnold's oh-so clever comeback...
"Fuck you, asshole!"
"Fuck you, asshole!"
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