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Paris arrested in World Cup stadium for smoking the ganja

post #1 of 34
7/2/10 at 8:00pm
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Ha! Ha! I imagine the arrest went something like: "You have the right to remain silent... BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRR...anything you say or do can be used against you in a court of law... BBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRR"
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post #2 of 34
7/2/10 at 8:19pm
Heh. That girl is so lucky she is who she is. I also really think she has a charm about her. So sue me!
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post #3 of 34
7/2/10 at 8:58pm
Yeah, I... kinda like her too.
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post #4 of 34
8/28/10 at 10:06am
Paris arrested for Cocaine Possession
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post #5 of 34
8/28/10 at 10:43am
It's one hell of a drug.

There, it's been said. Move along people..move along.
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post #6 of 34
8/28/10 at 11:12am
I don't think she'll find a friend to pin this on like the pot. Brings a smile to my face to see this idiot in trouble again.
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post #7 of 34
8/28/10 at 11:25am
Paris Hilton is a racist who hates the poor.. so I'm not exactly on her side. With that said, I don't think anyone should be arrested for choosing to partake in a cannabis cigarette. The cocaine thing? Well, I don't support that choice, but I think that should be legal too. Short of theft or violent crime, I'd imagine that Paris' activities should not merit police attention (nor mine)
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post #8 of 34
8/28/10 at 12:06pm
Ppl think Paris has charm? Lol. Don't know what deadheads one would have to hang out with to think shes got charm. This bitch needs to go to jail, normal dude or dudette would be screwed if the same was done.
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post #9 of 34
8/28/10 at 1:28pm
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Originally Posted by Nabster View Post
Ppl think Paris has charm? Lol.
Charm = If you're good looking.
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post #10 of 34
8/28/10 at 5:00pm
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Originally Posted by User_32 View Post
Charm = If you're good looking.
I have no idea how anyone would think she's charming OR good looking. Is being thin and having bleached hair all it takes to be considered attractive? She looks like Big Bird with spray tan.
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post #11 of 34
8/28/10 at 5:19pm
Context means so much to me here. Whatever positives she MAY have are completely overshadowed by so-so-so many negatives.
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post #12 of 34
8/28/10 at 11:48pm
Agreed, if she seemed like a person that was even remotely nice to a person for a reason besides they have a lot of money or a big dick I might have some sympathy.

But it would appear she's a gross over-privileged self-centered slut-bag, so fuck it, she's a gross spray-tanned skeleton of a vulture.
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post #13 of 34
8/28/10 at 11:49pm
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Agreed, if she seemed like a person that was even remotely nice to a person for a reason besides they have a lot of money or a big dick I might have some sympathy.

But it would appear she's a gross over-privileged self-centered slut-bag, so fuck it, she's a gross spray-tanned skeleton of a vulture.
welp
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post #14 of 34
8/28/10 at 11:50pm
Paris come talk to me I will fuck you hard and listen to all of your problems and let you pay for my dinner and possibly some booze and if you got weed we can hang afterward too.
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post #15 of 34
8/29/10 at 1:12am
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Paris come talk to me I will fuck you hard and listen to all of your problems and let you pay for my dinner and possibly some booze and if you got weed we can hang afterward too.
Dude, she's an ugly skank. White trash with money.
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post #16 of 34
8/29/10 at 1:35am
Hey man Jake's just keeping it real. I'd let that girl pay my rent any day, if yaknowwhaahmsayin.
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post #17 of 34
8/29/10 at 11:00am
She is of course smiling in her mugshot because she knows that absolutely nothing will happen to her.
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post #18 of 34
8/29/10 at 11:21pm
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Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny View Post
She is of course smiling in her mugshot because she knows that absolutely nothing will happen to her.
Yeah seriously, can't the western world just bypass this one for once? We all know she'll go to court and not be convicted - or if by some miracle she is convicted she'll do ten minutes of a one hour sentence and then come out and say she has problems and make money selling that story, then maybe go to rehab for a week out of a three month stay then release a fragrance called 'Blow' or something.

We get it, the rich and famous have a different set of rules in the states, justice can be bought and these people are patrician untouchables.

There - didn't I just save everyone the next three to four months of bullshit?
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post #19 of 34
8/30/10 at 10:00pm
Well, for whatever it's actually worth, Paris was just charged with felony drug possession. She says she thought the coke was gum and that the purse belonged to a friend anyway. Hasn't LiLo already used up both of those excuses? Or was it the bonehead cops on those arrests?

Get this, written by Paris' arresting officer:

"As she began to open [the purse], I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggy begin to fall from the purse and into my hand"

As she BEGAN to open it, the coke BEGAN to fall into the officer's hand. Does this cop exist in Matrix bullet time? I bet Christopher Nolan could film the hell out of that shit.
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post #20 of 34
8/30/10 at 10:28pm
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Lindsay was booked for a DUI and the officer patting her down found a bag of coke in her pocket. She said the pants weren't hers. I asked a friend of mine who is a lawyer if that would fly and he said "Sure. It's up to the prosecution to prove that its hers." :/
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post #21 of 34
8/31/10 at 11:49am
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Originally Posted by Doc Phibes View Post

Get this, written by Paris' arresting officer:

"As she began to open [the purse], I saw a small bindle of what I believed to be cocaine in a clear baggy begin to fall from the purse and into my hand"

As she BEGAN to open it, the coke BEGAN to fall into the officer's hand. Does this cop exist in Matrix bullet time? I bet Christopher Nolan could film the hell out of that shit.
I noticed that too, when I read it. How does that statement make any sense? I'd throw out the case on the basis of that alone. I bet he illegally searched her and that explanation was the best his feeble intellect could concoct. BTW, I'm officially against ALL drug related prosecutions at this point. You could be a murderous drug dealer, and I'd say that we should let you go. I think until we free the non violent offenders from our prisons and change our drug policy, each and every new conviction for drug related crimes is unAmerican. NO MAS!
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post #22 of 34
8/31/10 at 5:23pm
I still don't understand why the cop even allowed her to head for the bathroom in the first place. I would think that a cop would want to keep you in sight for procedural and safety reasons.
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post #23 of 34
8/31/10 at 6:23pm
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I still don't understand why the cop even allowed her to head for the bathroom in the first place. I would think that a cop would want to keep you in sight for procedural and safety reasons.
It's Vegas, the cop will probably be suspended for painting a celebrity in a bad light. It's actually a little shocking they pulled the car over for smelling like pot, considering the pot law in Vegas.
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post #24 of 34
9/1/10 at 11:55am
[QUOTE=Princess Kate;3012487] You could be a murderous drug dealer, and I'd say that we should let you go. I think until we free the non violent offenders from our prisons QUOTE]

How is a murderous drug dealer a non violent offender? Surely you should charge them with murder?

As for Paris, I think Rain Dog pretty much won the discussion.
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post #25 of 34
9/1/10 at 12:15pm
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then release a fragrance called 'Blow' or something
The beauty of that name is the multiple meanings it carries for her.
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post #26 of 34
9/3/10 at 3:18pm
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Originally Posted by Nabster View Post
Ppl think Paris has charm?
Have you seen her sex tape? She "charmed" the hell out of that "snake".
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post #27 of 34
9/3/10 at 9:54pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Lindsay was booked for a DUI and the officer patting her down found a bag of coke in her pocket. She said the pants weren't hers. I asked a friend of mine who is a lawyer if that would fly and he said "Sure. It's up to the prosecution to prove that its hers." :/
I wonder if other celebrities will start to use the Lindsay Lohan defense whenever they get caught, "I'm sorry officer but these pants aren't mine"
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post #28 of 34
9/9/10 at 2:25pm
Paris' method of getting coke through airport security?

She'd put it in an empty Camel cigarette box, and slide it up her twat.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/paris-h...in-her-vagina/
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post #29 of 34
9/9/10 at 2:40pm
That's it, I've got to get a vagina, nothing in this world is as multipurpose.
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post #30 of 34
9/9/10 at 2:44pm
If she got caught, she'd probably claim the vagina wasn't hers.
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post #31 of 34
9/9/10 at 3:03pm
To be fair, it went public in 2003 and a lot of us bought shares, so it really isn't hers anymore.
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post #32 of 34
9/9/10 at 3:18pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
Paris' method of getting coke through airport security?

She'd put it in an empty Camel cigarette box, and slide it up her twat.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/paris-h...in-her-vagina/
I laughed hysterically reading those quotes .
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post #33 of 34
9/9/10 at 8:21pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
Paris' method of getting coke through airport security?

She'd put it in an empty Camel cigarette box, and slide it up her twat.

http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/09/paris-h...in-her-vagina/
How small is a small box of Camels? What say you, Ladies Of CHUD? Is this possible? Should we take the word of a ex-Girls Gone Wild cameraman?
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post #34 of 34
9/10/10 at 2:55am
I picture a drug sniffing dog barking like mad as he runs through an airport, find the source of the smell and then running away yipping in pure fear.
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