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Eau du Bruce Willis

post #1 of 8
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I know Surrogates bombed and Cop-Out was awful, but really Bruce:

http://www.slashfilm.com/2010/07/06/...own-fragrance/

“It’s said the aroma features hints of grapefuit, pepper and vetiver, which is disappointing for me, since I always assumed Bruce Willis gave off a scent of dirt, sweat, and terrorist blood. In any case, the smell doesn’t matter, since it’s really just a bunch of indiscriminate chemicals with a celebrity name slapped on it.”
post #2 of 8
He's looking more and more like Michael Berryman.
post #3 of 8
Suggested name: The Sixth Scents
post #4 of 8
Maybe it smells like that for you and girls, but for terrorists and criminals i bet it smells like impending painful death.
"Last fragance Standing"; when you need to smell like a man should, with the delicate musk of death, blood, dust and gunsmoke.
post #5 of 8
"It's made from real bits of Gruber, so you know it's good."
post #6 of 8
Cumming!
post #7 of 8
Quote:
Originally Posted by Alan "Nordling" Cerny View Post
"It's made from real bits of Gruber, so you know it's good."
Which Gruber crop were's talking about here? Or is ita mixture of both Gruber variants?
post #8 of 8
How in the hell is this not called 'Yippie Ki-Yay'?
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