After the stroke of midnight, turn off all the lights in the house. Open the "Best Friends with Exes" thread and speak his name into the monitor so that your breath leaves a circle of fog on the screen. Go to a room, any room, and stand in the darkest corner. He will appear behind you and whisper a single word:
"Wrex."
Respond correctly, and you will find yourself awake in your bed the next morning. A large sum of money will have been direct-deposited into your bank account. A drawing of a video game character you probably won't recognize will be on your nightstand.
Answer incorrectly, and...
Choose your response carefully, friend.