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post #51 of 110
7/22/10 at 6:17pm
"No corporate sponsorship! This bitch is totally underground!" "Sponsored by Psychopathic Records". These fucking clowns.
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post #52 of 110
7/22/10 at 7:41pm
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Originally Posted by KungFuCornelius View Post
Does anyone have a helicopter?
Did you not watch the video? Helicopter rides are one of the big selling points of the gathering. Just commandeer one of those.
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post #53 of 110
7/22/10 at 7:54pm
Why are there so many good rappers doing this shitty show?
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post #54 of 110
7/22/10 at 7:55pm
"He does have good dick jokes!"

God.
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post #55 of 110
7/22/10 at 7:58pm
Please tell me TV Superstar Todd Bridges will wrestle Butterbean with Coolio officiating (in face paint).
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post #56 of 110
7/22/10 at 8:07pm
This would have to be one of the first times Saturday Night Live got to something before I even knew about it. Those sketches are a little less funny now; "every one will receive a pitchfork" is in some ways less funny than "Flashlight wrestling. It starts at 4AM, and the only lights are the flashlights you ninjas bring!" It's amazing.
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post #57 of 110
7/22/10 at 9:42pm
Why do I get the feeling this is the closest some of these attendees will ever be to actual black people?
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post #58 of 110
7/22/10 at 10:05pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Why do I get the feeling this is the closest some of these attendees will ever be to actual black people?
Wrong sir. As anyone who's watched the 2008 documentary ICP: A Family Underground, which documents the festival from that year, you'll know that juggalos are made up by people of all races and creeds.

Okay, not really, but there is a surprising amount of black people there.

Also, everyone should see the 2008 documentary ICP: A Family Gathering. I'll say just one thing: Designated Pussy Licker. Those that know, know.
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post #59 of 110
7/23/10 at 10:57am
So, I'm toying with the idea of attending. I feel like there's a real moneymaking opportunity to be had. Like, maybe I'll set up a booth or kiosk and sell, I don't know, bungees that Juggalos can attach to their cell phones to prevent thievery by pelicans*. Anybody interested in this unique investment opportunity?








*Said bungees will be effective ONLY against pelicans. I'll probably have another booth/kiosk or so to sell bungees preventing crow, emu and woodpecker theft.
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post #60 of 110
7/23/10 at 11:05am
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Originally Posted by Z.Vasquez View Post
Wrong sir. As anyone who's watched the 2008 documentary ICP: A Family Underground, which documents the festival from that year, you'll know that juggalos are made up by people of all races and creeds.

Okay, not really, but there is a surprising amount of black people there.
Really? Are they there because they're Juggalos or because of the artist lineup?
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post #61 of 110
7/23/10 at 11:46am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Really? Are they there because they're Juggalos or because of the artist lineup?
The chance to dress up in white-face.

*EDIT* Where did the cell phone theft by birds thing come up?
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post #62 of 110
7/23/10 at 11:48am
Too bad scientists all be lyin', and gettin' the ICP pissed. The people behind the gathering are missing a golden opportunity to have one of the seminars be about how magnets work, and/or the biological processes that lead to children looking like their parents.
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post #63 of 110
7/23/10 at 11:50am
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
*EDIT* Where did the cell phone theft by birds thing come up?
It's lifted from "Miracles" ("I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco bay and he tried to eat my cell phone, he ran away..."). If you're interested, please PM your resume to me.
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post #64 of 110
7/23/10 at 11:57am
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Why are there so many good rappers doing this shitty show?
Money. Also, weed.
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post #65 of 110
7/23/10 at 12:13pm
The contact high could be life-threatening.
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post #66 of 110
7/23/10 at 12:21pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
FLASHLIGHT WRESTLING. WRESTLING LIT ONLY BY THE FLASHLIGHTS THAT YOU BRING.

Fuck helicopters.
But what if so many people bring flashlights that it backfires and you get a really nice, even fill on the ring? "Wow, it's never been so easy to see a wrestling match!"
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post #67 of 110
7/23/10 at 12:25pm
The tenth annual gathering was a "massive family reunion that brings together the most misunderstood people of all time." I love how this cottage industry preys on the goth-y outsider bullshit.

"The tenth annual promises to be bigger, badder, and better than the 9 previous. Is that even possible? Guess what? It IS possible, and it WILL fucking happen!"

Also, you'll be surprised to learn that juggalo gatherings is where the word "family" came from.
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post #68 of 110
7/23/10 at 12:57pm
Dear god, those photos.

Posted the link on my FB page, predictably got the one (recovering) Juggalo I know all bent out of shape, while me and a good buddy were too busy laughing at said photos/links.
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post #69 of 110
7/23/10 at 1:27pm
Solution to the Gathering of the Juggalos: Nuke it from orbit.
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post #70 of 110
7/23/10 at 1:34pm
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Originally Posted by Phil View Post
The tenth annual gathering was a "massive family reunion that brings together the most misunderstood people of all time." I love how this cottage industry preys on the goth-y outsider bullshit.

"The tenth annual promises to be bigger, badder, and better than the 9 previous. Is that even possible? Guess what? It IS possible, and it WILL fucking happen!"

Also, you'll be surprised to learn that juggalo gatherings is where the word "family" came from.

Follow the link in that page to the fantastic Vice article.

Jim Brewer is a Juggalo:

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post #71 of 110
7/23/10 at 2:32pm
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Originally Posted by agracru View Post
Solution to the Gathering of the Juggalos: Nuke it from orbit.
But Ton Loc!
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post #72 of 110
7/23/10 at 2:37pm
My eyes read "Juggalos", but my brain sees this:

http://www.tvsinopse.kinghost.net/b/.../bugaloos1.jpg
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post #73 of 110
7/23/10 at 2:54pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
My eyes read "Juggalos", but my brain sees this:

http://www.tvsinopse.kinghost.net/b/.../bugaloos1.jpg
Off topic, but that female Bugaloo was sweet, delicious nectar to my 11 year-old libido.

On topic: where exactly does the term "Juggalo" come from?
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post #74 of 110
7/23/10 at 2:58pm
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On topic: where exactly does the term "Juggalo" come from?
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The term originated during a live performance by Insane Clown Posse. During the song "The Juggla", Joseph Bruce addressed the audience as Juggalos, and the positive response resulted in Bruce and Joseph Utsler using the word thereafter to refer to themselves and their friends, family, and fans
So they basically got their name from failing to know the proper plural form of "juggler".
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post #75 of 110
7/23/10 at 3:11pm
Only because I watched it and had to suffer though it:

The trailer for Big Money Rustlas.

Wow.
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post #76 of 110
7/23/10 at 3:15pm
That's some good ol' fashioned 90s porn production values there.
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post #77 of 110
7/23/10 at 3:48pm
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But Ton Loc!
A regrettable-- but necessary!-- sacrifice.
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post #78 of 110
7/23/10 at 5:05pm
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post #79 of 110
7/23/10 at 5:35pm
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
Is it a coincidence that chart is color-coded in such a way to resemble the Homeland Security threat levels?
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post #80 of 110
7/23/10 at 5:56pm
If so, well that's just great. We're in Code Salmon right now.

I think that that means we're fucked.
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post #81 of 110
7/23/10 at 5:57pm
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Is it a coincidence that chart is color-coded in such a way to resemble the Homeland Security threat levels?
I think those are Faygo flavor colors.
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post #82 of 110
7/23/10 at 9:10pm
Nothing says "hardcore" like having to be carried offstage due to a panic attack.
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post #83 of 110
7/24/10 at 12:00am
They sampled Roller Coaster Tycoon 2?

That's . . . awesome.


Also: http://video.adultswim.com/squidbill...ny-freaks.html
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post #84 of 110
7/24/10 at 6:13pm
"A Juggalo shows up to the gathering a week early by accident and is supposedly converted to Christianity by a local minister."

And that Juggalo's name? Joel Osteen*.

And now you know.....the RRRREEST of the story.



*not really
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post #85 of 110
7/27/10 at 5:53pm
Nathan Rabin just tweeted that he's going to the Gathering of the Juggalos. If this is indeed true, and not a joke, I think we can expect a great series of articles to come from this.
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post #86 of 110
7/27/10 at 6:28pm
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I am dead serious. I am going to this festival for a book come hell or high water.
Nope, not joking. This is great news.
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post #87 of 110
7/27/10 at 6:51pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
Nathan Rabin just tweeted that he's going to the Gathering of the Juggalos. If this is indeed true, and not a joke, I think we can expect a great series of articles to come from this.
Holy shit. I'm salivating at the thought of this. The guy is an incredible writer with a great sense of humor, so only greatness can result.
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post #88 of 110
7/28/10 at 5:08pm
If the Juggalo gathering is anything like a Harley gathering, then its definitely going to be special.





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post #89 of 110
7/28/10 at 5:19pm
Why, Diva? Why?
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post #90 of 110
7/28/10 at 7:24pm
Fans in the parking lot before a concert in Portland.

Have to admit, I'd hit #6.
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post #91 of 110
7/28/10 at 7:34pm
I'd hit them all.

With a bus.
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post #92 of 110
7/28/10 at 8:56pm
....What the FUCK?
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post #93 of 110
8/2/10 at 5:06pm
Violent JJ, the 5-year-old son of Insane Clown Posse's Violent J, has joined the family business and put out a video for his debut song "Bad Bad Man".
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post #94 of 110
8/2/10 at 5:47pm
Aw damn, Diva beat me to it. Shouldn't be surprised.

And that has to be some kind of child abuse.
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post #95 of 110
8/2/10 at 6:27pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Aw damn, Diva beat me to it. Shouldn't be surprised.

And that has to be some kind of child abuse.
God damn it...I just posted a link to it in the "Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be Juggalos thread" as I though that was the all-purpose thread for mocking the ICP, and this one was just for the Gathering. Sigh.
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post #96 of 110
8/2/10 at 6:36pm
And the argument for enforced sterilization just gained some more traction.
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post #97 of 110
8/3/10 at 3:56am
It's like they personified fetal alcohol syndrome and then gave it a recording contract.

But, in the kids defence, he has all of his father's rapping ability.
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post #98 of 110
8/3/10 at 4:09am
The best thing about that was from the comments.
"fucking children, how do they work?"
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post #99 of 110
8/3/10 at 4:14am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post

Agreed, and the one on the left in #9 is eminently tappable, IMHO.
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post #100 of 110
8/3/10 at 4:38am
RUBY'S MY SISTER! RU-RU-RU-RUBY'S MY SISTER! M-M-M-MY SISTER!
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