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I've decided to declare myself the 94th Best Chewer of All Time

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Any Objections?
post #2 of 17
Is it particularly nice scotch you're enjoying this evening Bancroft?
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Is it particularly nice scotch you're enjoying this evening Bancroft?
No libations. Just the warm blanket that the solace of certainty provides.


Since there were no objections...motion carried. My ranking is legally validated. Suck it 95-infinity ranked Chewers!
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I'm pretty uncomfortable with this idea of ranking ourselves against other Chewers. I'd like to think that we all contribute something valuable in our own way
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I'm pretty uncomfortable with this idea of ranking ourselves against other Chewers. I'd like to think that we all contribute something valuable in our own way
Says you, Ms. 95!
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Originally Posted by Bancroft Agee View Post
Any Objections?

So It Goes......
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Says you, Ms. 95!
Part of the joys of being on the bottom of the list is the only way forwards is up
post #8 of 17
Who are the top 93 Chewers then?
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Since there were no objections...motion carried. My ranking is legally validated. Suck it 95-infinity ranked Chewers!
Obviously, you are unfamiliar with parliamentary procedure. No one seconded your motion and, therefore, it died on the Sewer floor. Motion denied!
post #10 of 17
just to be different, I second the motion.
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Obviously, you are unfamiliar with parliamentary procedure. No one seconded your motion and, therefore, it died on the Sewer floor. Motion denied!
You leave George Clinton out of this Mattioli! I've got the funk damn it.
post #12 of 17
I offer no objection.
post #13 of 17
just so you know this place is an oligarchy, and i submit a fervent hubruuhbmahuumbahabmamahhurb!
post #14 of 17
Not a chance. stunt poop is 94th and everybody here knows it!
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Who the fuck is Bancroft Agee?
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Who the fuck is Bancroft Agee?
I was thinking the same thing.
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Who the fuck is Bancroft Agee?
Ummm...the 94th Best Chewer of All Time. Really, the title was pretty self-explanatory.

My posts are like orgasms with words: Brief and explosive but always leave you wanting more. Assuming you actually get to that point because sometimes you just can't..I mean I'm not here to pass judgment or anything. What I mean to say is it's a common problem that..umm some people have..err.....


So...who here is looking forward to the release of new motion pictures in the coming months by a skilled and/or talented director/writer/actor? That's going to be swell I think.
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