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Originally Posted by BTSMGL 
If they had to write up a legal reason why a human can't marry a goat ("irrational locomotive organisms"), this shouldn't be out of the question.
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They didn't need to invent any new terms to cover that. Marriage is, among other things, a contract, and there are a number of established rules as to who can legally enter into one, requiring first that you are a sane human adult. You can't marry a goat for the same reason you can't enter into a mortage with toucan, trade ethanol futures with a newborn, buy insurance from the Bering Sea, or bind the color brown to non-compete clause. Also why your toaster cannot, as yet, qualify for a boat loan.
As for brotherfucking, incest laws have a separate basis and history than sodomy laws. Which is a concept that seems to come easier to judges, whose primary job requirement is intellectual honesty, than ragingly partisan internet commenters. Go figure.