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Tila Tequila attacked by Juggalos

post #1 of 293
8/14/10 at 9:19pm
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http://www.tmz.com/2010/08/14/tila-t...oncert-photos/

Seriously, fuck this world. Let's just start over somewhere else.
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post #2 of 293
8/14/10 at 9:26pm
Fucking hell. It's like being in The Crazies.
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post #3 of 293
8/14/10 at 9:40pm
Wow, those people sure don't like Tequila... they must be Gin fans
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post #4 of 293
8/14/10 at 9:54pm
Jesus Christ why did I read that. And why did I read the comments. People suck.

'I don't like this person I've never met, and who's never had a larger effect on my life than I let her in my own dumbass head, thus she deserves to be beaten to hell and almost killed by a bunch of idiot rednecks.'
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post #5 of 293
8/14/10 at 10:08pm
sickening what happened to her... but the question I have, why was she at that event? Wouldn't that be like having Lady Gaga at Ozzfest?
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post #6 of 293
8/14/10 at 10:25pm
I'm not justifying anything, but why the fuck would she take the booking? Fuck's sake, man. She's lucky she wasn't raped by those shit-eating mouthbreathers.
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post #7 of 293
8/14/10 at 10:53pm
She took the booking because it's a paying gig and because, being what can be charitably described as a novelty act, she's not really gonna be selective about which shows she takes. Being in the public eye at any cost is pretty much what these types of celebrities do. I don't really get why this surprises anyone.

I'm sort of more offended by the idea that the festival booked her - they know their audience, so surely they were banking on something like this happening anyway. Granted, it's no more realistic to expect moral fortitude from Juggalos than it is to expect reasonable career choices from Tila Tequila, but there is something very Fall-Of-The-Roman-Empire about hiring someone to publicly shame them.
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post #8 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:03pm
I can't swim, so i stay the fuck out of the water. she doesn't appeal to that type of crowd... stay the fuck away.

Not justifying their actions, cause it was horrible. But don't punch a pit bull in the face, duh.
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post #9 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:08pm
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I can't swim, so i stay the fuck out of the water. she doesn't appeal to that type of crowd... stay the fuck away.

Not justifying their actions, cause it was horrible. But don't punch a pit bull in the face, duh.
I'm having deja vu for some reason...
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post #10 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:10pm
Agreeing to a gig that you were invited to and are getting paid for.

Punching a pit bull in the face.

Seems comparable to me!
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post #11 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:13pm
I despise everything that Tila represents, which is the dumbing down of America, the celebration of ignorance and vacuousness, the "get famous at all costs" mindstate of many and a whole host of things. However, to cheer harm coming to a barely 5 foot woman, in the form of people pelting her with bottles, storming her trailer, etc. is really pathetic and makes those people worse characters than her. It's funny how their veil of righteousness is so tight on their heads that they can't see that. Yes, a person being a simple minded trollop means she deserves a brutal assault/death.
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post #12 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:14pm
If you hate women it totally is.

Edit: in response to Roffle.
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post #13 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:16pm
I can't even bring myself to take a stab at guessing the IQ of someone who gives enough of a fuck about Tila Tequila to even think about her more than once in their lifetime, much less throw down and try to kill her at a venue.
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post #14 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:17pm
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Originally Posted by NickP View Post
I can't swim, so i stay the fuck out of the water. she doesn't appeal to that type of crowd... stay the fuck away.
btw dude you should totally learn to swim, it's pretty awesome. There are pools and stuff to start in, no need to stay the fuck out of the water.
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post #15 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:19pm
But what if he gets his ass kicked by a bunch of Juggalos? You can't tempt these things and if it happened while he was at the pool it would totally be his fault because he decided to go to the pool
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post #16 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:43pm
Every one knows juggalo's can't cross water.
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post #17 of 293
8/14/10 at 11:45pm
Has anyone met a juggalo that didn't have a neckbeard?
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post #18 of 293
8/15/10 at 12:08am
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Originally Posted by DanielRoffle View Post
Agreeing to a gig that you were invited to and are getting paid for.

Punching a pit bull in the face.

Seems comparable to me!
what does getting paid have to do with anything?

It's like your excusing someone acting dumb, because money was involved.
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post #19 of 293
8/15/10 at 12:39am
I, like many others, find Juggalos at least laughable and possibly reprehensible, and also abhor violence against the innocent, but I am having a hard time feeling sorry for someone who types "trailor" five times. What the hell, did a mobile home shit that out after being fucked by a garment maker? This word had me so disheveled I misread the following quote thusly:

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Even the guys INSIDE me were shaking!
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post #20 of 293
8/15/10 at 12:44am
A women NEVER deserves to be hit. I'm writing the obvious, but its still true.
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post #21 of 293
8/15/10 at 1:09am
Some people in this thread are about three small steps to the left of "If she didn't want to get raped, she shouldn't have been wearing skimpy clothes."
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post #22 of 293
8/15/10 at 1:20am
Yeah, the "I don't support violence against females... BUT" attitude is kind of creepy.
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post #23 of 293
8/15/10 at 1:24am
Well eeeexcuse her for thinking that the people who wonder how magnets work would welcome the lady who gives everyone a shot at love.

Pretty sad. What a-holes.
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post #24 of 293
8/15/10 at 1:35am
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Originally Posted by Chaz View Post
A women NEVER deserves to be hit. I'm writing the obvious, but its still true.
Except when she has a knife or is really huge or something and is trying to kill you, of course.
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post #25 of 293
8/15/10 at 1:38am
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what does getting paid have to do with anything?

It's like your excusing someone acting dumb, because money was involved.
NickP,
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post #26 of 293
8/15/10 at 1:45am
Is there video? Until there is I remain a skeptic that this really happened or that it happened to the degree she said it did.
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post #27 of 293
8/15/10 at 1:49am
Nathan Rabin said she took off her top in a last ditch effort to get the crowd to stop throwing shit at her.

I still don't even really know who Tila Tequila is besides some person from the television, but it's just a really sad and shitty thing that she went through.
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post #28 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:19am
I would take back everything negative I've ever said about them if ICP made some kind of video scolding their fans like disappointed parents. Extra points if they did it out of make-up, wearing slightly too tight t-shirts.
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post #29 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:37am
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Some people in this thread are about three small steps to the left of "If she didn't want to get raped, she shouldn't have been wearing skimpy clothes."
You're being generous. Same statement, same people, different clothing.

On a completely unrelated topic, I rarely leave my home due to the certain knowledge that as soon as I dip below perfection I will surely be beaten and raped to death by a pack of unruly and vampiric agents of God, hellbent on preserving the integrity of this planet. Unless I flash my testicles first. Thank god for that fleshy and dangly pair of crucifixes.
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post #30 of 293
8/15/10 at 3:23am
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Nathan Rabin said she took off her top in a last ditch effort to get the crowd to stop throwing shit at her.
A hot skanky chick showed off her tits so that she wouldn't be murdered by a pack of angry Juggalos. That is the most depressing thing I've ever heard. It also sounds like one of the kills in the next Saw movie.
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post #31 of 293
8/15/10 at 5:48am
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I would take back everything negative I've ever said about them if ICP made some kind of video scolding their fans like disappointed parents. Extra points if they did it out of make-up, wearing slightly too tight t-shirts.
Responsibility. How does it work?
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post #32 of 293
8/15/10 at 9:38am
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Originally Posted by NickP View Post
what does getting paid have to do with anything
she's getting paid = it's her job to be there.

The problem is you're acting like she showed up there unwanted and unnanounced; Jugallo Fest hired her! So your ever-so-beloved dog metaphors are even sillier here than in the 4chan debate - if you punch a bulldog in the face, presumably it isn't because an association of bulldogs called you up and asked you if you wanted to take part in BullDogPunchFest 2010.
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post #33 of 293
8/15/10 at 9:41am
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Originally Posted by Erik Wacker View Post
Nathan Rabin said she took off her top in a last ditch effort to get the crowd to stop throwing shit at her.

I still don't even really know who Tila Tequila is besides some person from the television, but it's just a really sad and shitty thing that she went through.
I only became aware of Tila Tequila a few months ago, but Jesus Christ, if that's true, that is so crushingly depressing I can hardly find the words.
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post #34 of 293
8/15/10 at 10:34am
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Except when she has a knife or is really huge or something and is trying to kill you, of course.
This is when I use my Nike ju-jitsu. I fuckin run.
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post #35 of 293
8/15/10 at 11:09am
Who?

Which is worse, that I know who Juggalos are or that I don't know who Tila Tequila is?

Tila Tequila sounds like she should be Carmen Miranda's illegitimate daughter.
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post #36 of 293
8/15/10 at 11:21am
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Originally Posted by DanielRoffle View Post
f you punch a bulldog in the face, presumably it isn't because an association of bulldogs called you up and asked you if you wanted to take part in BullDogPunchFest 2010.
You see, the text above is kind of the entire reason I stick around here. If we ever cross paths, I am totally buying you a drink.
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post #37 of 293
8/15/10 at 11:24am
The ironic thing is that most of the subhuman morons that attacked her have likely masturbated to her before, probably a few hours before the show, maybe minutes, hell, possibly during the attack.
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post #38 of 293
8/15/10 at 11:51am
What I find most troubling about this incident is that, despite the fact they are at an Insane Clown Posse-centric music festival with hillbilly wrestling contests, Tila Tequila is where they decide they've had enough shitty entertainment for the day.

This proves the existence of a Juggalo Quality Threshold. What else exists beyond its boundaries? It's almost Lovecraftian in its nightmarish possibilities.
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post #39 of 293
8/15/10 at 11:56am
Now I definitely can't wait for Rabin's article on the Gathering!
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post #40 of 293
8/15/10 at 1:06pm
If America suddenly declares war on tiny asian chicks, I know I'm gonna save as many as I can. I'll be like Shindler, and Kelly Hu, and Maggie Q will be at the top of my list.
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post #41 of 293
8/15/10 at 1:57pm
Honestly, I mean, I don't think anyone deserves to have something like this happen, but if you're stupid enough to not do two minutes of research into the kind of festival you're performing at, you probably shouldn't be surprised when something terrible happens. This is like if Justin Beiber played the next NAMBLA conference and then was outraged that he got dickskewered.
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post #42 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:07pm
I came into this thread expecting an her to have been attacked by insect themed British teenagers, then I remembered that was the Bugaloos.
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post #43 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:09pm
Aren't the Juggalos known for doing stuff like this to performers to see how much of it they're willing to take and how the stand up to it? Like sort of an initiation? And I'm talking just about throwing stuff on the stage, not the part where they chased her.
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post #44 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:13pm
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Honestly, I mean, I don't think anyone deserves to have something like this happen, but if you're stupid enough to not do two minutes of research into the kind of festival you're performing at, you probably shouldn't be surprised when something terrible happens. This is like if Justin Beiber played the next NAMBLA conference and then was outraged that he got dickskewered.
I don't think any research she would have done could have predicted an insane reaction like this, and again, they asked her to show up. I assume that she assumed that the people running shit would know their audience (they clearly don't).
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post #45 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:22pm
Dumb crowds all through history have thrown shit on stage, often injuring the performers. Knowing this, seeing that you've been invited to sing for people who call themselves Juggalos, a group of people who fanatically worship horrible rappers in bad clown makeup, who have a logo of a crazy man with a hatchet, and not realizing this amps the threat up a bit makes you a tad dull in the head. Again, I'm not saying "she had it coming, your honor", though I'm sure the internet white knight association will say I am, but I'm saying pick your gigs a little wiser. Just because The 15th Annual Gathering of Stabby Rapists invites you to play doesn't mean you should accept.
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post #46 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:34pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Dumb crowds all through history have thrown shit on stage, often injuring the performers. Knowing this, seeing that you've been invited to sing for people who call themselves Juggalos, a group of people who fanatically worship horrible rappers in bad clown makeup, who have a logo of a crazy man with a hatchet, and not realizing this amps the threat up a bit makes you a tad dull in the head. Again, I'm not saying "she had it coming, your honor", though I'm sure the internet white knight association will say I am, but I'm saying pick your gigs a little wiser. Just because The 15th Annual Gathering of Stabby Rapists invites you to play doesn't mean you should accept.
I get that you're trying to head off accusations with your white knight bit, but you're still putting a weird amount of responsibility on her to have a knowledge that is nowhere near common. I had the honor of being friend to a guy who loved these fucks from around the time I was in 6th grade, and despite that creepy love I had no clue what this clown-orgy of a festival was until a few weeks ago because of the other Juggalos thread. Maybe her agents didn't do enough research here, but christ, this behavior is hardly normal enough to be on a checklist for picking venues.

-Must have bowl of blue M&Ms
-Must have only Fuji water
-Must not be assaulted and pursued by a horde of clowns.
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post #47 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:34pm
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson View Post
Aren't the Juggalos known for doing stuff like this to performers to see how much of it they're willing to take and how the stand up to it? Like sort of an initiation? And I'm talking just about throwing stuff on the stage, not the part where they chased her.
Yeah, it's not like Juggalos sat patiently during all the other gimmick hip hop acts and then suddenly turned violent during Tila Tequila's set. The gathering of Juggalos is famous for its horrible and aberrant behavior. It's only news because it's comical for Tila Tequila and Juggalos to be in the same sentence. ICP pretty much encourage human terribleness for profit.

What's up with deserts? Get less sand. What's up with islands? Get more land.
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post #48 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:34pm
She thought showing them her breasts would calm them down, so on that we can all agree that the word "wise" isn't in Tila Tequila's vocabulary, along with "self-respect", "moderation", "tact", etc.
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post #49 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:44pm
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I get that you're trying to head off accusations with your white knight bit, but you're still putting a weird amount of responsibility on her to have a knowledge that is nowhere near common. I had the honor of being friend to a guy who loved these fucks from around the time I was in 6th grade, and despite that creepy love I had no clue what this clown-orgy of a festival was until a few weeks ago because of the other Juggalos thread. Maybe her agents didn't do enough research here, but christ, this behavior is hardly normal enough to be on a checklist for picking venues.

-Must have bowl of blue M&Ms
-Must have only Fuji water
-Must not be assaulted and pursued by a horde of clowns.
Agent: Looks like Tila got on offer to play at something called "The Gathering of The Juggalos", lets have her do it!

Agent's Assistant: Think we should look up "Gathering of Juggalos" and see if there's any sort of extensive history of violent rednecks attending the show and stabbing people and what-not?

Agent: Nah, what's the worst that can happen. I mean, can't be any worse than when we booked Seinfeld at the Aryan Nation Rally.
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post #50 of 293
8/15/10 at 2:50pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller View Post
Dumb crowds all through history have thrown shit on stage, often injuring the performers. Knowing this, seeing that you've been invited to sing for people who call themselves Juggalos, a group of people who fanatically worship horrible rappers in bad clown makeup, who have a logo of a crazy man with a hatchet, and not realizing this amps the threat up a bit makes you a tad dull in the head. Again, I'm not saying "she had it coming, your honor", though I'm sure the internet white knight association will say I am, but I'm saying pick your gigs a little wiser. Just because The 15th Annual Gathering of Stabby Rapists invites you to play doesn't mean you should accept.
It's a pretty common ocurrence for audiences to express their discontent, especially at festivals. Artists get booed offstage, get mud thrown at them, perhaps some rotting fruit if people are feeling quaint and Old Worldesque. Throwing rocks that leave marks like those on Tila Tequila's face? Outside of, like, Hardcore Punk venues, you really can't paint that as some sort of common ocurrence. If it was the music rags would be selling a lot better.

I'm also amused at seeing the collective idea of juggalos move from "harmless goofy retards" to "sinister knife wielding rapist menace" in this thread; weren0t these the guys who're really stoked about helicopter rides and the Tone Loc concert? Not saying ICP's fanbase ain't fucked up, but let's stop pretending Tequila went to a Hatebreed concert here.
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