Tila Tequila attacked by Juggalos - Page 6

Well it's been around as long as the group has been around. Which is now going on 22 years. Wikipedia says they started in 85 and officially formed in '89.

Maybe their following really didn't turn huge until 15 years ago, but, still, that's not exactly new. I knew about their violent idiot fans in middle school.

Fuck! They started in 1985?!
Imagine being near or past 40 and dressing up like clowns while spewing shitty hip-hop to retarded teens who hate hip-hop.

Tonyrockyhorror,

I'll admit that I was ignorant to the fact that they've been around for so long, but I still have been under the impression that they are gaining momentum as a cultural force in recent years

It's closer to "gaining momentum as an internet meme". You have nothing to worry about.

Fair enough, I'm more than happy to take yours and Mr Bandu's word for it

Weak! You should delve headfirst into the underground subculture of insane clowns. Report what you see and document your findings. Someone has to warn the mainstream media of the lurking danger. I nominate you to the task!

I got this. I've already got a head start.

In true Juggalo fashion, you should poop in a watermelon and throw it in this thread's face.

Good work. Keep us informed of any further developments.

Yeah, the idea that Clowns could be scary is brand new. Bob Kane and Bill Finger had no idea of that back in 1939 when they created The Joker.

Look, I have a plan...lets gather money, create a company and make an agressive takeover of Faygo.
Then we "accidentally" contaminate the whole production with chemicals that cause impotency/sterilize whoever drinks it.

My favorite old comic book is the one where batman foiled the joker's plan to dump poop-filled watermelons on the unsuspecting citizens of gotham.

I like the cut of your jib, good sir.

Also I'm pretty fascinated at how quickly this thread is growing.
And I'm not surprised it's turned into Juggalo hate rants, as really any discussion involving ICP and relatively intelligent individuals posting on it would.

Speak for yourself. I say we capture some specimens, study them in a controlled environment, and then weaponize them. It'll be like Alien, except scarier.

That's sure to end with Paul Reiser being raped by a fat guy in a clown costume.

I picture more of a Day of the Dead scenario myself.

Just FYI: those guys were fans of The Man Who Laughs or London After Midnight, possibly both.

The thing that upsets me most about this entire Juggalo culture is that it's dragging the good name of Faygo down to hell. Faygo Redpop and Rock and Rye are some of the finest achievements of mankind, and mixing them with cheap vodka helped me through my college years.

Holy shit, yes on the Redpop! I never did mix with vodka, but when I was a kid they sold Redpop in the big ass glass bottles at one of the gas stations my mom would stop at while on the way home from school. It was really good, especially with a fat bag of hot cheese popcorn. I haven't seen Redpop in years though, but I still remember its distinct candy "red lollypop" smell.

OH. MY. GOD. You're one of them!!!!!!

What the Hell kind of name is Faygo, anyway?

Does it shock ya eyelids?!?

A not quite racist, not quite homophobic one.

www.faygo.com

A very rich history that, as Tim mentioned above, is being sullied by these idiots.

Faygo is a fine beverage, local to Detroit and enjoyed by the good people therein and in Michigan at large. It is the taste of childhood, Tigers games in right field, block parties and Belle Isle cook outs. At least to me it is.

I've seen Faygo soft drinks in my neck of the woods, but I've never had the urge to buy any. I guess this means I'm not Juggalo material.

Oh, the JuggaDumbasses are in full force, don't believe me, log onto FUBAR and type the word juggalo into the member search. In my opinion the only thing more annoying than a juggalo is the wanna be vampires.

Are there...juggalo vampires?

Oh. He's called Kung Fu Vampire.

http://www.kungfuvampire.com/

What's worse than a juggalo vampire?

Juggalo Bieber. Biebalo? Justalo?




Chubby Juggalo does not approve.



EDIT: I fucking love his pigtails! It really completes the look.

Chubby? He is what is commonly referred to in modern parlance as a "fat ass extraordinaire".

Side Note: Heh. He's so surly.

IMHO, that person does not look surly, they look sad

He should get in shape and get his life in order. I know that Juggalos are supposed to offer a social group to people who feel rejected by society (or something), but half that guys problem is that he's morbidly obese and has a ridiculous haircut.

Can Juggalos be reintegrated into normal society? Should that person's family stage an intervention, get them an iTunes gift card and encourage them to explore other music?

...And surly.
Like Purple Rain, for example?

Any kind. If he got really into Ravi Shankar and became hindu, I bet sitar fans would be just as welcoming as his murderous clown chums have been. I don't buy the idea that Juggalos are taking the unwanted members of society, I think they're probably snatching up some salvageable people as well

This is a fantastic CD, really mellow. After listening to it you'd hardly care about Tila Tequila at all.

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Really? Listen, as much fun as it is to act as if all of these kids are starring in some kind of double-wide version of Village of the Damned with ICP as their alien sperm donors, they're mostly just kids that'd be doing stupid shit regardless of what music they gravitate towards. What they do or don't grow out of will ultimately have less to do with some moronic rap group than it will with their own will and economic situation.

HA! "They"

As in Plural or Male/Female/Other?

Well in all fairness he looks like two people crammed together.

WAIT...They're clowns and we can't laugh at them?

...I thought that was the entire point.

It's kinda weird for me. I've been a wrestling fan for some time, and I've actually been a pro wrestler in the indies here for about a decade now. ICP are somewhat ingrained with the wrestling scene (they are huge fans, run their own promotion, have appeared in WCW and WWE as performers, wrote Vampiro's entrance music, etc etc etc), so you can't be in this business without being quite familiar with the whole thing. Way back in the day, they even had a few songs I quite liked - they're one of those bands that, for every one genuinely good song, they have literally thirty fucking AWFUL ones. I know a TONNE of fans. I mean REAL fans. They'd easily go so far as to call themselves juggalo's. Some of them are even guys I've actually placed my life in the hands of on numerous occasions. And a good 75% of them are absolutely NOTHING like the stereotypical juggalo that we are all aware of. Most of them are just average, everyday guys that happen to like a pretty shitty band (and, let's face it - we ALL know a tonne of THOSE guys), and so I feel kinda angry when I see them get dismissed as a whole cos they're really good people.

The OTHER 25% that I know, though? Essentially, they make me suggest you just forget that entire previous paragraph. Makes my balls hurt just thinking about having to talk to them.

I hate ICP, but totally want to change my name to Phats Cockstrangla now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZvBH...eature=relatedEven BETTER!!!

Not sure if it's been posted, but this Guardian interview with ICP is almost too depressing and pitiful for words.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2010...christians-god

Yeah, damn science for taking all the fun out of guessing which spirit has given me the flu!