I was having a conversation about these the other day, and near as we could figure, no one's ever made a remotely good Bigfoot movie. It seems difficult, sure, but I can't believe no one's ever filmed something fun about a wild ape man. I suppose Yetis count, but I got nothing on them either.
The closest anyone gets to good is that ET ripoff chestnut Harry and the Hendersons. It had Lithgow and the guy that played the Predator as Harry. There's a DTV horror film with some fans called Abominable, which kind of added bigfoot to Rear Window. But calling that good requires lying to yourself. The majority of Bigfoot movies seem to have titles like Bigfoot Mountain: The Legend of the Seven Crystals and star people like Martin Mull or a slumming Jim Varney. I don't think X Files even did a Bigfoot episode, over the course of nine seasons, and they eventually did a genie episode.
How long must the mighty Sasquatch go without a definitive film adaptation? I demand a higher calibre of Bigfoot picture.
The closest anyone gets to good is that ET ripoff chestnut Harry and the Hendersons. It had Lithgow and the guy that played the Predator as Harry. There's a DTV horror film with some fans called Abominable, which kind of added bigfoot to Rear Window. But calling that good requires lying to yourself. The majority of Bigfoot movies seem to have titles like Bigfoot Mountain: The Legend of the Seven Crystals and star people like Martin Mull or a slumming Jim Varney. I don't think X Files even did a Bigfoot episode, over the course of nine seasons, and they eventually did a genie episode.
How long must the mighty Sasquatch go without a definitive film adaptation? I demand a higher calibre of Bigfoot picture.












