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post #1 of 69
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For about three years after my brother's death, I was a vegan. Recently, I've started to get back into it and I thought it might be interesting to have a thread to share recipes.

Stephen Stills' Vegan Shepherd's Pie (Scott Pilgrim, Vol. 2)



ONE! Cut up the potatos into smallish pieces. Leave the skin on if they look ok.

TWO! Cut up onion, carrot, celery, and garlic as small as possible. Use a food processor, or invite your friends and make them do all the work.

THREE! Boil the potatos 15 - 20 minutes until tender, then mash.

FOUR! Heat the olive oil in a pan, add the vegetables and cook for 15 - 20 minutes until they're very soft. Especially the carrots, which are probably the hardest.

You can add some red wine. That's an option. It makes everything awesome. Your other option is to drink the red wine, which works too.

FIVE! Add the fake meat stuff!

SIX! Add the gravy stuff!

EIGHT! Add some soy milk and stir so everything's a bit saucy!

NINE! Mash the potatos with soy milk and soy margarine. Mmm, mashy.

TEN! Get a 9 x 13 baking dish, or a cassarole or something, and glop the fake meat/veggie mixture in.

ELEVEN! Make a layer of potatos on top! In between, you can optionally add a layer of sliced tomatos, cooked spinach, or corn.

You can serve it as is or bake it in the oven for a few minutes to crisp it up top. A salad on the side would be health-conscious, but we only have so much energy here.


Vegan Stew (Good Housekeeping)

1 cup lentils
1 can vegetable broth (14 oz)
1 tbsp vegetable oil
1 tbsp cumin seeds (or ground cumin)
2 shallots, thinly sliced
1/3 cup shredded coconut
1 lg potato (10 oz) peeled and cut into .25 inch cubes
6 oz of baby spinach (or other greens)

1.) In a 2-quart saucepan, combine lentils, brother, and 1.5 cups water. Heat to boiling on high. Cover and reduce heat to medium-low; simmer 15 minutes or until tender.
2.) Meanwhile, in deep 12-inch skillet, heat oil on medium until hot. Add cumin seeds and cook 15 to 30 seconds or until fragrant, stirring. Add shallots and coconut; cook 3 minutes or until golden brown, stirring occasionally. Stir in potatoes and cook 2 minutes. Carefully pour lentil mixture into skillet; stir to combine. Cover and cook 10 minutes.
3.) Stir in spinach and .25 teaspoon salt. Cook 2 minutes or until spinach is wilted, stirring.

Ziti with Sun-Dried Tomato cream (Mercy for Animals starter kit)

1 lbs. ziti pasta
1 cup chopped oil-marinated sun-dried tomatoes
1 cup firm silken tofu, drained and crumbled
3 cloves garlic, chopped
4 tbsp fresh basil or
1 tbsp dried basil
2 tbsp balsamic vinegar
1 tsp salt
1/8 tsp pepper
2 tbsp olive oil
1 small can marinated artichokes (I make it without the artichokes, but that's what the recipe calls for)
2 tbsp minced fresh parsley

Cook the ziti al dente. In a food processor, combine the tomatoes, tofu, garlic, basil, vinegar, salt, pepper, and olive oil. Process to smooth consistency. Drain the pasta and toss with the sauce and artichokes. Sprinkle with the parsley.

*I don't have a food processor and my blender won't blend something this dry/solid. I use a stand mixer to batter the ingredients into smooth form.

Also, most of the flavor comes from the vinegar and the garlic and I often double those ingredients.

CHICK PEA (FAUX TUNA) SALAD

INGREDIENTS
2 cans of garbanzo beans
2 tbsp. veganaisse
1 sheet of nori (seaweed for sushi), ground up OR 1 tbsp. kelp powder.
1 tbsp. of sweet pickle relish
half an onion, chopped
1 celery stalk, chopped
1-2 tbsp. lemon juice
1 tbsp. brown mustard
black pepper to taste
salt to taste

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Mash garbanzo beans with a fork (or potato-masher), until there are no more 'whole' beans.
2. Add veganaisse, seaweed, pickle relish, lemon juice, and brown mustard--mix thoroughly.
3. Add onions and celery, and mix.
4. Add salt and pepper.
post #2 of 69
Excellent! I hear vegans are quite tasty!
post #3 of 69
Chicken isn't vegan?
post #4 of 69
They never showed it in SP but the powers you get from bacon are much higher than anything vegan.
post #5 of 69
I've been craving tuna/chix salad for a while now... definitely going to try out that one.
post #6 of 69
Hope to get some nice ideas from this thread. Ive always wanted to add a few vegan cuisines to my diet.

At the moment the extent of my vegan cooking is just portabella mushroom burgers and black bean tacos.
post #7 of 69
Vegetarian is nice, and I have a few weekly vegetarian meals but vegan?

Why the fuck cutting honey, milk and cheese? Why stop halfway?

Just avoid food.
post #8 of 69
...because animals are still exploited and mistreated in the production of those things? You also forgot eggs.
post #9 of 69
I buy mostly organic/from the farmer stuff.

I get the meat side ofthe argument, but I have a friend who has a milk production farm so, yeah, gimme a break.

And bees?
post #10 of 69
And I'm not slamming vegans, but I can't understand why you do it.
post #11 of 69
sigh. this is going to be a massive derail, isn't it? where's werewolfgirl when you need her?

dairy cows are still exploited and mistreated just as much as meat-cows. same with laying hens.
not sure what your friend has to do with anything.

full disclosure: I'm just a vegetarian, and not a vegan (yet) but I'm transitioning, and the dairy/eggs I consume are like 90% free range/organic/etc. I will probably not stop eating organic local honey either...
post #12 of 69
For some reason when I see the letter v, g and n my mind fills in the vowels itself. It makes the thread title quite odd...and intriguing.
post #13 of 69
If they can have monologues why not recipes?

To get this back on track, one of my instructors gave us an awesome Vegan Carrot Cake recipe complete with Tofu Cream Cheese Icing. I'll search for it tonight and post it.
post #14 of 69
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Originally Posted by Ryan Bean View Post
sigh. this is going to be a massive derail, isn't it? where's werewolfgirl when you need her?

dairy cows are still exploited and mistreated just as much as meat-cows. same with laying hens.
not sure what your friend has to do with anything.

full disclosure: I'm just a vegetarian, and not a vegan (yet) but I'm transitioning, and the dairy/eggs I consume are like 90% free range/organic/etc. I will probably not stop eating organic local honey either...
To end the derail of a pointless thread: my friend has a farm. Where cow aren't mistreated.

Still following?
post #15 of 69
I didn't know Vegans were afraid of honey.
post #16 of 69
They don't want it because it's an animal product in a way. So the bees are/must be/should be mistreated.

Now I'll go enjoy my egg sandwich with bacon, and I'll drizzle it with honey just for fun.

Go have fun making a bland, rock solid vegan carrot cake with tofu icing and shit.
post #17 of 69
I have a vegan friend. He's overweight. I don't get it.

Anyway, he's also Jewish but don't hold that against him. He makes an excellent falafel but I cannot get him to make me vegan matzo ball soup. He claims it is the holy grail of vegan cooking.

Anyone want to take a stab at it?

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Originally Posted by Denis Leary
I tried eating vegetarian. I feel like a wimp going into a restaurant. "What do you want to eat sir? Broccoli?" Broccoli's a side dish, folks. Always was, always will be, ok? When they ask me what I want, I say, "What do you think I want!? This is America. I want a bowl of raw red meat right now. Forget about that. Bring me a live cow over to the table. I'll carve off what I want and ride the rest home!
post #18 of 69
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Originally Posted by Martin S View Post
To end the derail of a pointless thread: my friend has a farm. Where cow aren't mistreated.

Still following?
I'm happy for him. Does he produce all of the dairy consumed by citizens of the United States?

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Originally Posted by Martin S View Post
They don't want it because it's an animal product in a way. So the bees are/must be/should be mistreated.

Now I'll go enjoy my egg sandwich with bacon, and I'll drizzle it with honey just for fun.

Go have fun making a bland, rock solid vegan carrot cake with tofu icing and shit.
Why the fuck are you posting in this thread? You're blatantly trolling.
post #19 of 69
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
I have a vegan friend. He's overweight. I don't get it.

Anyway, he's also Jewish but don't hold that against him. He makes an excellent falafel but I cannot get him to make me vegan matzo ball soup. He claims it is the holy grail of vegan cooking.
Any mock meat is doomed to fail big time. Any vegan/vegetarian that claims it's as good as real meat is lying out of ignorance or memory loss.

In fact, vegetarian/vegan cooking shines when it's not trying to emulate a meat or dairy dish. I'm married to an ex-vegetarian, and we still do a lot of vegetarian recipes. At least half our meal are vegetarian. But no mock meat shit. Ever.

EDIT:And Ryan BEAN, I'm sorry you live in the USA. But there's other alternative to veganism if it's about mistreated animals only. As for the thread, I'll refrain from laughing at veganism, and I might just get some good recipes, if any comes by that sounds remotely good.

And the bees, Ryan. What about the poor bees?
post #20 of 69
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Originally Posted by Martin S View Post
As for the thread, I'll refrain from laughing at veganism
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And the bees, Ryan. What about the poor bees?
riiiight
post #21 of 69
To be fair, Ryan, most vega-whatevers deserve to be trolled.

Although my overweight, vegan friend was my roommate for a few months I always waited until the weekend when he was gone for three days to cook bacon. It was the least I could do I figured.
post #22 of 69
I'm serious Ryan.
post #23 of 69
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Originally Posted by Ryan Bean View Post
sigh. this is going to be a massive derail, isn't it? where's werewolfgirl when you need her?

dairy cows are still exploited and mistreated just as much as meat-cows. same with laying hens.
not sure what your friend has to do with anything.

full disclosure: I'm just a vegetarian, and not a vegan (yet) but I'm transitioning, and the dairy/eggs I consume are like 90% free range/organic/etc. I will probably not stop eating organic local honey either...
I just realized this thread existed!

And yeah, I'd argue that dairy cows and egg laying hens are mistreated MORE than animals that are killed for meat. They don't get to retire after all, a cows natural lifespan is around 30 years and dairy cows are slaughtered for cheap hamburger meat when they're around 5 and their milk production starts to wane.

Also, dairy cows don't just produce milk randomly. They have to be artificially inseminated and have a baby first, and the calves are either used for veal if they're male or they grow up to be dairy cows themselves and are slaughtered at 5 if they're female. You also have to consider the cows living conditions and health, they are often in cramped quarters and get swollen painful infected udders from overmilking.

It's the same deal with egg laying hens, they don't get to retire either. They're all slaughtered when their egg production starts to wane and in the meantime they are often kept in very cramped cages called battery cages where they barely have room to move for their entire lives. On many farms they are debeaked to keep them from pecking at each other or themselves because they go nuts from boredom, just like minks on fur farms.

You can also look at the environmental impacts of factory farming, the health effects of consuming animal fat, and the amount of farm land that's wasted on graze land or animal feed when it could be used to grow food for people directly. To produce one pound of beef it takes roughly 16 pounds of grain and 5214 gallons of water, not exactly efficient.

So yeah, when you look at it that way there is nothing weird about veganism, it's just logical.

I could ramble on more but if you're interested there's a lot of great information here: http://www.farmsanctuary.org/issues/factoryfarming/

Now.... Back on topic. RECIPES!!!

http://vegweb.com/

Vegweb is the most amazing site, you can find literally thousands and thousands of amazing recipes with pictures and people can comment so you get an idea of how good something is. Love it! I've discovered soooooooo much delicious food here.
post #24 of 69
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
I have a vegan friend. He's overweight. I don't get it.
Vegan doesn't equal healthy. There's TONS of vegan junk food out there, stuff you wouldn't even suspect. Oreos, Ritz crackers, potato chips (lots of flavours, BBQ, dill pickle, all dressed, salt and vinegar, lime and black pepper, etc., pretty much anything without dairy is good, just have to scan the ingredients), Fuzzy Peaches, french fries, etc.

And there's a lot of specifically vegan junk food out there too that's AMAZING! I'm really into ice cream made with coconut milk right now and the Whole Foods in my area makes an amazing vegan chocolate mousse cake that's so rich and creamy it kills me.

So yeah... If you're just in it for ethical reasons there are many many ways you can get overweight on a vegan diet.
post #25 of 69
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Originally Posted by Martin S View Post
They don't want it because it's an animal product in a way. So the bees are/must be/should be mistreated.

Now I'll go enjoy my egg sandwich with bacon, and I'll drizzle it with honey just for fun.

Go have fun making a bland, rock solid vegan carrot cake with tofu icing and shit.
It's always really amusing to me when people react to things they don't understand by getting pissed off. Not exactly a productive reaction but thanks for the laugh.
post #26 of 69
At best, veganism is like chastity vows.

And I understand way more than you think, but I'm apparently too high in the food chain to give a fuck about veganism other than by laughing at it.
post #27 of 69
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
Vegan doesn't equal healthy. There's TONS of vegan junk food out there, stuff you wouldn't even suspect. Oreos, Ritz crackers, potato chips (lots of flavours, BBQ, dill pickle, all dressed, salt and vinegar, lime and black pepper, etc., pretty much anything without dairy is good, just have to scan the ingredients), Fuzzy Peaches, french fries, etc.

And there's a lot of specifically vegan junk food out there too that's AMAZING! I'm really into ice cream made with coconut milk right now and the Whole Foods in my area makes an amazing vegan chocolate mousse cake that's so rich and creamy it kills me.

So yeah... If you're just in it for ethical reasons there are many many ways you can get overweight on a vegan diet.
I dig that but he is pretty restrictive of non health food junk food. He refuses "natural flavors" and anything he cannot pronounce. He does pound down health food junk food quite a bit though. He is Jewish so maybe it is all the carbs from the hummus and pita chips.
post #28 of 69
We just found out my son is allergic to the protein in dairy (different from being lactose intolerant), so we've had to switch out a lot of stuff. And I'll tell ya, that coconut milk ice cream is the shit. My wife loves ice cream, and she even said she thinks she likes it better than "regular" ice cream. And something else that was unexpectedly great--chocolate almond milk. I almost drank the whole box myself before my son even had a glass.

The hardest thing to replace? Non-dairy cheese that doesn't taste like it was scraped from Robert Z'Dar's feet after filming Maniac Cop 3. Daiya is the closest I've found so far, but it does taste a bit creamier than regular cheese, and I made some mac & cheese with the cheddar version, and my son turned up his nose at it.
post #29 of 69
I hear Daiya (that's a relatively new product right?) melts really good. I'm really interested to try it. Coconut milk ice cream sounds incredible.
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Originally Posted by Martin S View Post
At best, veganism is like chastity vows.

And I understand way more than you think, but I'm apparently too high in the food chain to give a fuck about veganism other than by laughing at it.
Why exactly have you not fucked out of this thread like you should?
post #30 of 69
Dairy is bad for you not because your politics say so but because the ability to digest milk makes you a freak.

And forget cheese if you can't have dairy. It ain't happening. My buddy has been a vegan for nearly ten years. He gave up on cheese four or five ago.
post #31 of 69
Martianman - if he's just allergic to the proteins you might be ok with dairy cheese when it's cooked. I'm not a professional so don't go feed your kid a pile of cheese just on my say so, but I have a friend who is allergic to milk proteins and she can eat pizza because apparently heating it breaks down the protein.
post #32 of 69
You haven't explained the retardation behind avoiding honey, Ryan. Please do so.
post #33 of 69
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Originally Posted by Martin S View Post
You haven't explained the retardation behind avoiding honey, Ryan. Please do so.
Honey is produced by bees blood, sweat and little bee tears; not for our enjoyment but for the nourishment of the queen and the little bee larvae to survive upon. Then it is viciously stolen in early morning raids via fogging and smoking of the hive. Exploitation plain and simple.
post #34 of 69
That's almost as horrific as a screaming lettuce.
post #35 of 69
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Originally Posted by Cleo View Post
Martianman - if he's just allergic to the proteins you might be ok with dairy cheese when it's cooked. I'm not a professional so don't go feed your kid a pile of cheese just on my say so, but I have a friend who is allergic to milk proteins and she can eat pizza because apparently heating it breaks down the protein.
Yeah, get it checked out, but I think Cleo's right, the process of making cheese gets rid of a lot of the proteins and sugars from lactose (per Alton Brown, anyway).
post #36 of 69
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Yeah, get it checked out, but I think Cleo's right, the process of making cheese gets rid of a lot of the proteins and sugars from lactose (per Alton Brown, anyway).
Not the process of making, Chris, as cheese is nothing really but milk protein that has coagulated or bunched up into a solid.

Cleo is right that cooking cheese may denature a good portion of the protein but most likely not enough to help Martianman's son.

Although, MM, goat's milk is closer in molecular make-up to human milk than cow's milk is. Have you tried cheeses made from different animals besides cows?
post #37 of 69
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
Although, MM, goat's milk is closer in molecular make-up to human milk than cow's milk is. Have you tried cheeses made from different animals besides cows?
Not yet. I did buy some cheese that was made from sheep's milk, but haven't done anything with it so far.

I also have 3 cats, one of which is female, but I haven't tried milking her...yet.
post #38 of 69
Veganism only leads to one outcome.

But, since we're sharing recipes.


Faux Chicken Soup (perfect for the self-righteous douche on the go)

* 2 to 3 Tbsp. olive oil
* 2 carrots, peeled and diced
* 2 carrots, peeled and diced
* 1 medium onion, finely diced
* 2 stalks celery, diced
* 2 bay leaves
* 6 cups boiling water mixed with faux-chicken bouillon powder, according to package directions
* Salt and pepper, to taste
* 1 lb. faux chicken, torn into bite-size chunks
* 2 Tbsp. fresh parsley, minced
* 1/2 lb. eggless flat noodles (try Mueller's "dumpling" noodles)
post #39 of 69
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Originally Posted by Martianman View Post
We just found out my son is allergic to the protein in dairy (different from being lactose intolerant), so we've had to switch out a lot of stuff. And I'll tell ya, that coconut milk ice cream is the shit. My wife loves ice cream, and she even said she thinks she likes it better than "regular" ice cream. And something else that was unexpectedly great--chocolate almond milk. I almost drank the whole box myself before my son even had a glass.

The hardest thing to replace? Non-dairy cheese that doesn't taste like it was scraped from Robert Z'Dar's feet after filming Maniac Cop 3. Daiya is the closest I've found so far, but it does taste a bit creamier than regular cheese, and I made some mac & cheese with the cheddar version, and my son turned up his nose at it.
Oh man, chocolate almond milk!!! I can't even keep that stuff in the house, Tigeroovy always drinks it all and he's not even vegan, haha. A carton lasts about 5 minutes in our house.

And I keep hearing people raving about how awesome Daiya is but I haven't been able to find any around here yet. I know you can order it online though, I should do that. I don't really bother with other cheese substitutes, never even tried them.

And back to the ice cream I would also recommend Tofutti! I was very skeptical of any ice cream that wasn't made out of coconut milk at first but I tried their mint chocolate chip ice cream sandwiches once and fell completely in love, they have fudge pops and other neat things too.
post #40 of 69
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Originally Posted by Martin S View Post
You haven't explained the retardation behind avoiding honey, Ryan. Please do so.
Well, I'm not Ryan but I can tell you why I don't use honey. I figure there's just no point to it when it's so easy to use maple syrup or agave nectar or any number of other tasty plant based things.

I have no idea how sentient bees are and I certainly don't cry myself to sleep thinking about them being exploited for their sticky leavings but I also get grossed out by the idea of eating something that was secreted by an insect, especially since I've heard stories about people finding bee wings and legs and abdomens in their honey before, gross.

Agave nectar is super sweet and tasty and it comes from a cactus, works for me.
post #41 of 69
I love the SoyDelicious Green Tea ice cream. Their other flavors not so much.
post #42 of 69
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl View Post
Well, I'm not Ryan but I can tell you why I don't use honey. I figure there's just no point to it when it's so easy to use maple syrup or agave nectar or any number of other tasty plant based things.

I have no idea how sentient bees are and I certainly don't cry myself to sleep thinking about them being exploited for their sticky leavings but I also get grossed out by the idea of eating something that was secreted by an insect, especially since I've heard stories about people finding bee wings and legs and abdomens in their honey before, gross.

Agave nectar is super sweet and tasty and it comes from a cactus, works for me.

Never heard that. Different uses, but as much as I use maple syrup a fuck lot (I buy 4 gallons a year), I have to use honey for cooking as much as sugar too. Different tools.
post #43 of 69
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Originally Posted by Martin S View Post
Never heard that. Different uses, but as much as I use maple syrup a fuck lot (I buy 4 gallons a year), I have to use honey for cooking as much as sugar too. Different tools.
Okay cool, well you should try agave nectar some time too if you haven't! It's not quite as thick and it has a bit of a lighter sweet taste to it, it's excellent in desserts but I'm betting it would add an interesting kick to savoury dishes as well.
post #44 of 69
Agave nectar rocks on pancakes. I actually prefer it to maple syrup now, which is kind of like discovering a condiment better suited to french fries than ketchup.

Keep the recipes coming. I will be posting some of my girlfriend's creations when I get a chance.
post #45 of 69
Anyone feel like dessert? I'm making THESE tonight for my little brothers birthday.

post #46 of 69
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Originally Posted by bendrix View Post
Agave nectar rocks on pancakes. I actually prefer it to maple syrup now, which is kind of like discovering a condiment better suited to french fries than ketchup.
Nayonnaise?
post #47 of 69
Are those 7 layer bars on a bed of sugar crystals?
post #48 of 69
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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm View Post
Nayonnaise?
Ick. One of the only foods stopping me from veganism is mayonnaise. It's my Achilles heel. But even I can't stand it on French fries. When I was staying in France, the Frenchies coating their taters in the stuff made me gag.
post #49 of 69
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Originally Posted by bendrix View Post
Ick. One of the only foods stopping me from veganism is mayonnaise. It's my Achilles heel. But even I can't stand it on French fries. When I was staying in France, the Frenchies coating their taters in the stuff made me gag.
Mix ketchup and mayo (equal parts) and dip your fries into them. Thank me later.
post #50 of 69
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Originally Posted by Judas Booth View Post
Mix ketchup and mayo (equal parts) and dip your fries into them. Thank me later.
DERAIL: Doesn't the Chatterbox do that? I've done that back when I ate meat, I think. Isn't that basically Thousand Island Dressing, sans pickle relish?
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