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You’ll Never Spa In This Town Again

post #1 of 17
9/5/10 at 7:23pm
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ONTD post with all the pics
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You’ll Never Spa In This Town Again
A shocking tell-all tale about who’s gay and who’s not
Who’s packin’ and who’s lackin’
In the Secret Celebrity Hollywood spa culture

Hollywood, CA, FALL 2010 – Find out what John Travolta, John Amos, John Cusack, Jeremy Piven, Pauly Shore, George Michael, Jean-Claude Van Damme, Billy Zane, Andy Dick, Paul Giammatti and more have in common --- and it’s not awards!
Awesome. The place looks gross in the pics.
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Robert Randolph details, in his new book, YOU’LL NEVER SPA IN THIS TOWN AGAIN, juicy tales of Hollywood’s gay spa subculture, taken advantage of by those in the closet and out! In amazing detail, backed up by a polygraph test that begins the book, he tells all about what goes on in the local spa, most shockingly John Travolta, who has been known to go around the local spas, propositioning everyone in sight, and even on the most shocking day of all, January 30, 2007, the author witnessed Travolta with his son, Jett, and his nanny, Jeff Kathrine, with him at the Century Spa in Los Angeles while he was up to his usual tricks. We have the photos to prove it! And that was only one of hundreds of shocking incidents witnessed by the Author.

John Travolta’s secret life makes Tiger Woods look like a Boy Scout!
I hope it's all true. If not it's gotta be a great read.
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post #2 of 17
9/5/10 at 8:36pm
I think I just heard a swarm of lawyers.
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post #3 of 17
9/5/10 at 8:55pm
The one I disbelieve the most out of that is Pauly Shore. They had to ban him from the Playboy Mansion because he, like Scott Baio, was nailing too many Playmates. Now, I know there's such a thing as overcompensating, but sheesh.
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post #4 of 17
9/5/10 at 9:10pm
Not Giamatti!

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post #5 of 17
9/5/10 at 11:12pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post
I think I just heard a swarm of lawyers.
I'd think the opposite. They just let it slide and hopes it goes away. If they bring a lawsuit then they have to have a deposition and I doubt they would want that. I know Travolta won't.
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post #6 of 17
9/6/10 at 1:06am
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel View Post
I know Travolta won't.
No, Travolta will just invoke "fair game" and sic his scientologist buddies on the author.
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post #7 of 17
9/6/10 at 2:25am
Travolta's kind of had an unspoken reputation for years now as a solidly bisexual guy. Kelly Preston knows this, evidently, and is fine with it.
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post #8 of 17
9/6/10 at 3:15am
Billy Zane? BILLY FUCKING ZANE?!

I call fucking bullshit! Everyone else I can see and don't really care, but I won't stand for this.

How the hell is an outing this massive and unprovoked not getting hit with the fire of a million exploding lawyers? And the place looks grosser than any cheap ass brothel I've ever been in.
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post #9 of 17
9/6/10 at 4:05am
what an ugly, skeevy spa. i mean...that pool area looks disgusting...
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post #10 of 17
9/6/10 at 4:18am
This has to be the gay equivalent of a back alley abortion doctor.
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post #11 of 17
9/6/10 at 5:02am
No one has anything to say about this part?

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I think more than the beating and the brain damage the way City Spa treated me hurt the most. It would be years of retraining my brain before I would get the idea for You’ll Never Spa In This Town Again.
More truthful tell-all books should be promoted this way.
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post #12 of 17
9/6/10 at 5:11am
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Originally Posted by Anyawatchin Angel View Post
Awesome. The place looks gross in the pics.
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
And the place looks grosser than any cheap ass brothel I've ever been in.
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Originally Posted by Dave Jarvie View Post
what an ugly, skeevy spa. i mean...that pool area looks disgusting...
You guys don't spend nearly enough time at secret gay sex clubs. This one looks pretty upscale. I don't see any omelette bar though which, in 2010, is kind of embarrassing.
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post #13 of 17
9/6/10 at 6:02am
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Originally Posted by stelios View Post
Billy Zane? BILLY FUCKING ZANE?!

I call fucking bullshit! Everyone else I can see and don't really care, but I won't stand for this.

How the hell is an outing this massive and unprovoked not getting hit with the fire of a million exploding lawyers? And the place looks grosser than any cheap ass brothel I've ever been in.
I can buy it, I mean where do you go after Kelly Brook?
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post #14 of 17
9/6/10 at 6:22am
The place looks fine, the pics are just grainy. If I were gay that's definitely where I would choose to partake in circle jerks.
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post #15 of 17
9/6/10 at 6:35am
Andy Dick is gay?!
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post #16 of 17
9/7/10 at 12:41pm
LOLing at the hilariously random inclusion of Coming To America's Mr McDowall in that celeb list. I thought Big Mick's buns had no seeds?
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post #17 of 17
9/7/10 at 1:15pm
Now we know what really went down between he and Colonel Stuart in Grenada.
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