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A Cosmo cover that caught my eye in the checkout aisle.

post #1 of 19
9/10/10 at 2:17pm
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Not gossip per se, but I wonder if Alba knew during this photoshoot what text would be displayed across her crotch.



Does she keep her career and love life on fire by going au naturale down there?
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post #2 of 19
9/10/10 at 2:24pm
No way this wasn't intentional.
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post #3 of 19
9/10/10 at 2:25pm
OLD! But yeah, let's not do this, ladies.
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post #4 of 19
9/10/10 at 2:37pm
I don't get Cosmo. Why would they ask "Guess What Sexy Style is Back" right under the big words that already answered the question?



KFC DOUBLEDOWN
Guess what artery-busting fried chicken fast food item I'll be eating for lunch today.
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post #5 of 19
9/10/10 at 2:40pm
I'm not saying it has to be totally shaven, I'm fine with bush, but untamed? That's when things start getting...difficult...to maneuver. Trimmed bush is great. Fangorn Forest Bush...not so much.

Also, va-jay-jays? Really?
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post #6 of 19
9/10/10 at 2:48pm
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Also, va-jay-jays? Really?
I hate this term, but what's the printable alternative? I mean besides "unleash your unnavigable gash!!"
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post #7 of 19
9/10/10 at 2:51pm
It's not even phonically correct. Shouldn't it be va-jay-nays?
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post #8 of 19
9/10/10 at 2:52pm
"The Touch That Calms Him During a Fight." Huh. Do the ladies really need to pay $4.29 for a thick glossy magazine to tell them where that spot might be? You know, 'cause if she had been touching him there more in the first place, chances are they wouldn't be fighting as much.
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post #9 of 19
9/10/10 at 3:16pm
I love that this magazine is a bunch of articles telling women how to please a man, get a man, keep a man, look good for a man, etc. Look at the words on that cover, for fuck's sake. Does GQ devote whole issues to teaching men how to get women off?
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post #10 of 19
9/10/10 at 3:18pm
No, cause the guys who read GQ already know. Cause reading GQ is cool.
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post #11 of 19
9/10/10 at 3:19pm
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I love that this magazine is a bunch of articles telling women how to please a man, get a man, keep a man, look good for a man, etc. Look at the words on that cover, for fuck's sake. Does GQ devote whole issues to teaching men how to get women off?
That's what Forbes is for.
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post #12 of 19
9/10/10 at 3:31pm
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
I love that this magazine is a bunch of articles telling women how to please a man, get a man, keep a man, look good for a man, etc. Look at the words on that cover, for fuck's sake. Does GQ devote whole issues to teaching men how to get women off?
Maxim!


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That's what Forbes is for.
Aces.
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post #13 of 19
9/10/10 at 3:35pm
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That's what Forbes is for.
Funniest thing you've ever said, Patrick.
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post #14 of 19
9/10/10 at 4:16pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
That's what Forbes is for.
Green boxes are falling from heaven for you, sir.
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post #15 of 19
9/10/10 at 4:23pm
Damnit. I was going to submit this to the list of Dumb.
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post #16 of 19
9/10/10 at 4:37pm
Jesus, I HATE the term "va jay jay" so much I can't even put it into words. It's almost as bad as "cooter" or worse, "pooter." Another possibly worse version, the contracted "va jay." Ugh.
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post #17 of 19
9/10/10 at 5:03pm
I'd blame Grey's Anatomy for introducing/popularizing va-jay-jay. The word, not the anatomical entity.

And Patrick, thumbs high.
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post #18 of 19
9/10/10 at 5:16pm
A film colleague of mine refers to her vagina as her "Mmm-hmm". Complete with lower belly rubbing. This happens in normal conversation, and every time I can't help but bust out laughing at her..
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post #19 of 19
9/10/10 at 5:54pm
Personally I like Scrubs' "Bajingo". Or of course Vadge.
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