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Jessica Simpson or Sting Ray?

post #1 of 92
9/10/10 at 11:52pm
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This would not be flattering on anyone. Why, Jessica, why?

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post #2 of 92
9/10/10 at 11:57pm
FAT
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post #3 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:00am
Oooh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the open sea. Ohh, You'd better stay with me. ..mesopolagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic. All the rest are too deep for you and me to see.
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post #4 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:00am
She's not working any more. Why not gain weight?
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post #5 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:01am
How did I know that Tati would call Jessica fat? Sigh.

Legs and arms say she isn't fat. Unflattering clothes? Yes.
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post #6 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:11am
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She isn't fat, but the dress does not help.
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post #7 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:11am
Yeah, her legs look very toned. Much like those awful jeans that started this whole fat dialogue, this outfit is doing her no favors. Maybe she isn't famous enough to merit a stylist these days, but she at least needs an honest friend to say "hell no" when she wants to go outside.
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post #8 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:20am
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She wore this outfit for her gig as "secret" judge on Project Runway's finale. I repeat, she purposely wore this outfit for Fashion Week! Her taste level is beyond questionable.
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post #9 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:23am
I think it's the wind. The photos I saw of her at panel, she looked good (not great admittedly).
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post #10 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:31am
Wasn't she just recently on the current season of Entourage?
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post #11 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:37am
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
Oooh, let's name the zones, the zones, the zones. Let's name the zones of the open sea. Ohh, You'd better stay with me. ..mesopolagic, bathyal, abyssalpelagic. All the rest are too deep for you and me to see.
Imaginary rep for my little squishy.
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post #12 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:50am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
She wore this outfit for her gig as "secret" judge on Project Runway's finale. I repeat, she purposely wore this outfit for Fashion Week! Her taste level is beyond questionable.
Old but awesome evidence

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On how she would change her body:
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"I have a white girl booty. I don't have a big butt. I'd rather have a happy medium and take some off my chest and put it towards my butt so I could balance out a bit."
On all the press about her weight:
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"People talked about my weight for an entire year. Being famous for gaining 10lbs is ridiculous! I didn't feel as fat as everybody was making me out to be. Even the president felt he had to make a comment - although I think he was caught off guard as the picture was thrown in front of his face!"
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post #13 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:55am
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
Old but awesome evidence
Dropping the kids off at the pool as a euphemism for taking a shit? That's so weird. I actually heard this for the first time today while watching the first episode of The Guild. I actually commented on this to my friend.

Then it comes up again in the Jessica Simpson link.

OOooOOOohh...
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post #14 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:56am
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My brother used to say that all the time... when he was 12!
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post #15 of 92
9/11/10 at 12:58am
I use pinching a loaf. But I got that from Shawshank not too long ago. I was an innocent child! Leave me alone!
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post #16 of 92
9/11/10 at 2:21am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Maybe she isn't famous enough to merit a stylist these days, but she at least needs an honest friend to say "hell no" when she wants to go outside.
The PA behind her is like "Oh no she di-in't."
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post #17 of 92
9/11/10 at 3:51am
What does it say about me that when I read the "Sting Ray" part of the thread title my mind thought it was a reference to this video before I remembered there's an animal called a stingray?
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post #18 of 92
9/11/10 at 9:38am
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
I use pinching a loaf. But I got that from Shawshank not too long ago. I was an innocent child! Leave me alone!
Go with touching cotton, nooj.
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post #19 of 92
9/11/10 at 10:12am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
Yeah, her legs look very toned
This. Jessica's legs have NEVER said she's "fat". Ever.
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post #20 of 92
9/11/10 at 10:17am
Totally the wrong outfit to wear to the Steve Irwin memorial.
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post #21 of 92
9/11/10 at 10:35am
I'm gonna get stoned for this, but from the shoulders to the knees, I don't see much difference between her and our beloved Mrs. Hendricks.
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post #22 of 92
9/11/10 at 11:37am
So did Tati really finds Christina Hendricks fat?

If so, you have a problem with weight and shit.
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post #23 of 92
9/11/10 at 11:42am
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Jessica has never smoked but she claims to be addicted to Nicorette. "I was chewing it and it was like a party in my mouth," she told Jay Leno. "It was like fireworks and 'Oh my god, I'm talking a million miles per hour and I love this gum and what kind of gum is this? I have to have this gum.'"
You. Dumb. Idiot.
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post #24 of 92
9/11/10 at 11:54am
This is suppose to be sexual napalm?
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post #25 of 92
9/13/10 at 5:15pm
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Originally Posted by joeypants View Post
You. Dumb. Idiot.
Holy shit, that is one of the most hilariously stupid things I've ever heard. I mean, if it's true that she never smoked. It sounds like something from a comedy sketch.
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post #26 of 92
9/13/10 at 5:56pm
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Originally Posted by Martin S View Post
So did Tati really finds Christina Hendricks fat?

If so, you have a problem with weight and shit.
Oh yeah. Tati: pics of your body please?
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post #27 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:05pm
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Tati used to be fat and lost a lot of weight. He looks great now, but clearly has body image issues. He's our Tati though, so give the kid a break. His loss is our gain. More women for us to ogle!
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post #28 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:07pm
It's not body image issues. And joeypants is clearly a rookie here. We've been through this a million times and there's a zillion pictures of me posted everywhere.

I'm sure because a lot more people in the US have weight problems, people that are a little fat, get a pass. I'm not saying she's obese or anything. But she's a little overweight. That's a simple fact.

Also, I've never said anything bad about Christina Hendricks.
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post #29 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:09pm
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But she's a little overweight. That's a simple fact.
But it's not really a fact, is it? Unless you know her BMI or something?
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post #30 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:11pm
Well, she's like 60% wider than she used to be. She's overweight.
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post #31 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:14pm
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60% wider than she used to be
That a fact too?
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post #32 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:15pm
I'm being generous. Was going to say twice her size. But that was an exaggeration.
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post #33 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:17pm
"Fat" is a subjective term though. "Overweight" isn't, but "fat" is.

And yes, I'm one of those who takes great offense when guys go throwing the "fat" thing around at women who are a bit "overweight."
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post #34 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:18pm
I was obese. I know fat.
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post #35 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:22pm
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This is Tati's nightmare!



ETA: There's a video on CNN of Jessica's new "curvy" jean line. In the fashion world "curvy" means fat. So I think JSim is even agreeing with Tati. :P
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post #36 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:48pm
The above is getting close to the borderline for me, but I would sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo enjoy every moment of that.
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post #37 of 92
9/13/10 at 6:56pm
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Originally Posted by Tati View Post
Well, she's like 60% wider than she used to be. She's overweight.
Yeah, I'm also wider than I used to be but I am in no way fat or overweight. Hips do move apart. Happens as you age. I'll never be a 31" waist again (nor would I want to be - I would look unhealthy).
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post #38 of 92
9/13/10 at 7:05pm
I'd pound it, but shit can we hide that picture behind a link or something with a MAYBE NSFW tag?
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post #39 of 92
9/13/10 at 7:09pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
This is Tati's nightmare!



ETA: There's a video on CNN of Jessica's new "curvy" jean line. In the fashion world "curvy" means fat. So I think JSim is even agreeing with Tati. :P


"Can you spare some change...and a piece of dat ass? Jesus loves you."
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post #40 of 92
9/13/10 at 8:01pm
The issue with most of this girls is that we are now comparing them considering their exposure during periods when they were clearly below her normal' weight. Jessica Duke' made a lot of effort to wear those jeans (IMO, there a tons of similar examples).
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post #41 of 92
9/13/10 at 9:35pm
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
The issue with most of this girls is that we are now comparing them considering their exposure during periods when they were clearly below her normal' weight. Jessica Duke' made a lot of effort to wear those jeans (IMO, there a tons of similar examples).
Exactly. I'd consider it much more realistic to refer to the way Ms.Simpson used to look as 'underweight'. I think she looks pretty fucking rockin' these days personally.
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post #42 of 92
9/13/10 at 9:51pm
I think that picture is photoshopped. There's not a spec of fat on her face. That shit distributes pretty evenly.
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post #43 of 92
9/14/10 at 1:09am
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Exactly. I'd consider it much more realistic to refer to the way Ms.Simpson used to look as 'underweight'. I think she looks pretty fucking rockin' these days personally.
She wasn't underweight for Dukes of Hazzard, at least. She wasn't scrawny in that film. She was toned and you could clearly see lean muscle definition on her. Having said that, I do remember seeing her a little while after that flick was released and she looked scary-skinny. The thing is that these women get more and more praise as their waistlines get smaller and smaller. I remember when Lindsay Lohan first started to lose weight after Mean Girls came out. She wasn't as small as she is now, but she'd allegedly had the flu and lost a little weight in the hospital. Her waist was noticeably smaller when she was seen out and about again. She said in an interview that after she got out of the hospital, people suddenly started to compliment her on how good she looked and she thought, "Well, did I look bad before?" Similarly, I never heard Jessica get as much praise for her looks as she did for Dukes. After that movie was done, I'm sure she felt a ton of pressure to maintain that look, but it's impractical to expect someone to look like that forever. As long as her health's alright, fine by me.

And really, Jessica's problem isn't her size so much as it is her fashion sense. No matter what size you are, you have to dress to compliment your body. I'm in pretty good shape, but I'd look like shit in that outfit, too.
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post #44 of 92
9/14/10 at 4:50am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
This is Tati's nightmare!



ETA: There's a video on CNN of Jessica's new "curvy" jean line. In the fashion world "curvy" means fat. So I think JSim is even agreeing with Tati. :P
Thats a beautiful woman I don't care what anyone says.

As for some women losing weight and looking a little better i'd chalk that up to loosing a little babyfat and water weight which is anything around 10 to 15 pounds.

It really depends on the body type but it can make a positive difference and also a negative. As for Jessica I just never bought the hype thin or with weight.
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post #45 of 92
9/14/10 at 6:05am
Nothing wrong with the bigger chicks. There's so much more to concern yourself with in this world than a few extra pounds - I'd take Jessic Simpson, Christina Hendricks, that woman above and many even bigger than them over the accepted catwalk look. At least they look like fully grown women. When did we become such judgemental health freaks in the Western hemisphere?
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post #46 of 92
9/14/10 at 9:13am
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Originally Posted by HarleyQuinn22 View Post
She wasn't underweight for Dukes of Hazzard, at least. She wasn't scrawny in that film. She was toned and you could clearly see lean muscle definition on her. Having said that, I do remember seeing her a little while after that flick was released and she looked scary-skinny. The thing is that these women get more and more praise as their waistlines get smaller and smaller. I remember when Lindsay Lohan first started to lose weight after Mean Girls came out. She wasn't as small as she is now, but she'd allegedly had the flu and lost a little weight in the hospital. Her waist was noticeably smaller when she was seen out and about again. She said in an interview that after she got out of the hospital, people suddenly started to compliment her on how good she looked and she thought, "Well, did I look bad before?" Similarly, I never heard Jessica get as much praise for her looks as she did for Dukes. After that movie was done, I'm sure she felt a ton of pressure to maintain that look, but it's impractical to expect someone to look like that forever. As long as her health's alright, fine by me.

And really, Jessica's problem isn't her size so much as it is her fashion sense. No matter what size you are, you have to dress to compliment your body. I'm in pretty good shape, but I'd look like shit in that outfit, too.
The weight Jessica had during Dukes was not her normal weight. She may not have been scrawny, but she couldn't maintain that size beyond the 3 mos it took to shoot the film. She literally was not eating and working out several times a day. The only time she looked that good before Dukes was when she was a teenager. Adults don't look that thin naturally.

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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather View Post
Nothing wrong with the bigger chicks. There's so much more to concern yourself with in this world than a few extra pounds - I'd take Jessic Simpson, Christina Hendricks, that woman above and many even bigger than them over the accepted catwalk look. At least they look like fully grown women. When did we become such judgemental health freaks in the Western hemisphere?
Chewers are pretty tolerant, save for Tati. We all seem to love the curvy the women. And honestly, who doesn't like tits and ass?
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post #47 of 92
9/14/10 at 11:12am
Oh, I know Chewers are a curve-friendly bunch. I was more indicting the general attitude of the modern world, where two non stick-figures making it through to the ANTM finals is hailed as a civil rights breakthrough. With all the nonsensical body-image issues clogging up the world and all the innumerable ways of doing yourself harm in the name of looks or entertainment, I just think that a)being a fat chick and b)liking fat chicks is waaaaay down at the bottom of the list of social sins.
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post #48 of 92
9/14/10 at 11:34am
I just like women. Plus I have terrible self-esteem.
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post #49 of 92
9/14/10 at 11:37am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
This is Tati's nightmare!



ETA: There's a video on CNN of Jessica's new "curvy" jean line. In the fashion world "curvy" means fat. So I think JSim is even agreeing with Tati. :P
There is nothing wrong with the woman in that picture. I think to many people are obssessed with the size zero culture that everyone else seems fat.

And this is from someone who recently lost 2 stone and is working to loose more.
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post #50 of 92
9/14/10 at 11:42am
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I just like women. Plus I have terrible self-esteem.
P'shaw, you're a fabulous catch! Any father would be proud to warn you away from their daughters.
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