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post #51 of 92
9/14/10 at 12:10pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Chewers are pretty tolerant, save for Tati. We all seem to love the curvy the women. And honestly, who doesn't like tits and ass?
Some of us prefer twigs and berries.

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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather View Post
P'shaw, you're a fabulous catch! Any father would be proud to warn you away from their daughters.
and sons.....
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post #52 of 92
9/14/10 at 12:14pm
And pets.
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post #53 of 92
9/14/10 at 12:14pm
Yeah guys, stop being so heteronormative.
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post #54 of 92
9/14/10 at 12:39pm
Peanut butter jars.
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post #55 of 92
9/14/10 at 1:00pm
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Originally Posted by HBarr View Post
Some of us prefer twigs and berries.
They they wouldn't be women.

I didn't know heterosexuals had the monopoly on tits and ass. My bad. I guess I'll stop staring at the ladies then.
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post #56 of 92
9/14/10 at 1:08pm
Somebody get me that thick girl's number.
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post #57 of 92
9/14/10 at 1:12pm
Don't talk about Princess Kate that way, Jake. She's just a little slow.
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post #58 of 92
9/14/10 at 1:16pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
This is Tati's nightmare!
One man's nightmare is another man's fantasy.

Love. It.
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post #59 of 92
9/14/10 at 1:23pm
The other thing that kills me is hearing women/girls tear themselves apart over the tiniest bit of cellulite. Even the smallest amounts can cause girls to over-analyze themselves in the mirror.

Too much is a bit off-putting, sure. But with the curves (usually) comes a bit of the old cottage cheese. It's NORMAL, ladies. Ease up.

Hit the gym and all that, but if there's a little left-over, don't fret it.
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post #60 of 92
9/14/10 at 1:29pm
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Cellulite is gross. It takes very little time in the gym to undo that. You can have curves and not have cellulite.
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post #61 of 92
9/14/10 at 1:30pm
You're so not being body-posi right now, Diva.
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post #62 of 92
9/14/10 at 1:38pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Cellulite is gross. It takes very little time in the gym to undo that. You can have curves and not have cellulite.
I wasn't talking about piles of it. I mean the odd dimple here and there. I've seen girls freak out about absurd amounts of it.
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post #63 of 92
9/14/10 at 2:03pm
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You're so not being body-posi right now, Diva.
You're barking up the wrong tree. While I champion people's rights to have the body that they want, I personally think anyone who has toneless, saggy, or cellulite-y skin is gross. It takes very little to not look like a bag of wet laundry. I'm not talking about women needing to have zero percent fat or bulging muscles. But if your skin looks like a jiggling sack of jello, I don't want to see it.
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post #64 of 92
9/14/10 at 2:04pm
Why do you hate real women, Diva? That's what real women look like! REAL WOMEN. REAL. WOMEN.
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post #65 of 92
9/14/10 at 2:07pm
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The question is why do real women hate ME?! Stop assaulting my eyes people! And no, jeggings don't make you look skinny.
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post #66 of 92
9/14/10 at 2:16pm
All I know is... if I knew Diva when I was single, I would have recruited/hired her as a wingman.
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post #67 of 92
9/14/10 at 2:28pm
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Ha! I've totally done that before. I'd chat up the ladies, bring them back to hang with our group of friends, introducing them to whomever I thought she'd hit it off with, and watch the magic happen. And by magic I mean shots and lots of boobie flashing. Meanwhile, I'd be chatting up the bartender and "helping them bring up the bottles from downstairs" (code for "lets make out in the basement"). Ahh, college life...
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post #68 of 92
9/14/10 at 2:58pm
I'm just glad that this thread hasn't yet gone the other side, where people start hating skinny ladies and saying "that's not what a woman looks like". As if that wasn't also a normal body type.
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post #69 of 92
9/14/10 at 3:06pm
While you do have a point, that sounds sort of like a privileged white dude whining about reverse racism because some homeless black dude called him a cracker.
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post #70 of 92
9/14/10 at 3:10pm
I don't know if that was in reference to me, but I'm not skinny. I'm tall, but I have a gut. Not only that, I prefer fat girls to skinny girls. I've just seen a lot of talk about positive body image in many places (including CHUD) that devolves into "Fuck skinny bitches".
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post #71 of 92
9/14/10 at 3:14pm
Oh yeah? Well... uh...

Fuck skinny bitches!

But I do think sometimes that kind of thing comes up as a defense mechanism/way for us fatties to make ourselves feel better, which isn't healthy but it's sort of like, just let us have it
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post #72 of 92
9/14/10 at 3:19pm
Women come in all shapes and sizes, I think thats kind of the point.
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post #73 of 92
9/14/10 at 3:22pm
I prefer hexagonal women. Just my thing.
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post #74 of 92
9/14/10 at 3:27pm
I prefer to be able to tell via a silhouette that I'm looking at a female. I'm hardwired to be attracted to an hourglass figure. It causes a high. It's science.
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post #75 of 92
9/14/10 at 4:00pm
Diva I need you to help capture me some wimmens
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post #76 of 92
9/14/10 at 4:19pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
I prefer to be able to tell via a silhouette that I'm looking at a female. I'm hardwired to be attracted to an hourglass figure. It causes a high. It's science.
God, this makes me think of a hypothetical question I want to ask in the Sex Forum, but I'm apprehensive about creating a thread b/c I think serious/honest answers would be few and far between.
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post #77 of 92
9/14/10 at 4:40pm
Do it! Can't be any worse than the "I miss Devin/burning books/9-11" threads.
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post #78 of 92
9/14/10 at 4:41pm
Welllll, maybe it could, but you should still do it because it sounds like it might be more interesting at least.
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post #79 of 92
9/14/10 at 4:58pm
Eh, okay.
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post #80 of 92
9/14/10 at 5:00pm
/sobs and hugs herself

Just need to lose a little more....
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post #81 of 92
9/14/10 at 5:04pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Diva I need you to help capture me some wimmens
No kidding. Jake and I will fly you out to L.A. for a weekend if you can land us some honeys.
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post #82 of 92
9/14/10 at 7:30pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Merriweather View Post
I was more indicting the general attitude of the modern world, where two non stick-figures making it through to the ANTM finals is hailed as a civil rights breakthrough.
I would nail the hell out of that plus size blond girl who won.
Who am I kidding I know her name: Whitney.
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post #83 of 92
9/15/10 at 3:46am
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Diva I need you to help capture me some wimmens
Why, you just put some pretty clothes and something shiny out for them to see, they'll run over and coo at it and before they know it, the net drops and they're in your dark basement or shed!

What?
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post #84 of 92
9/15/10 at 8:34pm
What's wrong with your faaaaaaaace?
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post #85 of 92
9/16/10 at 8:33pm
http://www.thesuperficial.com/jessic...egnant-09-2010

She looks fine...
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post #86 of 92
9/17/10 at 4:06am
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Originally Posted by Feral Akodon View Post
I'm really confused by these pics. That dress in the first pic certainly makes it look like she's got a bit of a pot belly, but unless you have a totally flat stomach, the skin-tight material of that dress would make any woman look like she's got a kangaroo pouch going on. Also, I just don't get how she is allegedly fat when her thighs look that toned. The only thing I can think of is if she's doing nothing but lower body workouts.
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post #87 of 92
9/17/10 at 4:27am
She's preggers, or not. But either way, she's not fat.
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post #88 of 92
9/17/10 at 8:13am
"I was looking at myself in the mirror."

"Uh-huh."

"I wish I had a pot."

"You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?"

"A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy."

"Well you should be happy, 'cause you do."

"Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did 'Lucky Star', it's not the same thing."

"I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly."

"The difference is huge."

"You want me to have a pot?"

"No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal ass, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it."

"You think guys would find that attractive?"

"I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same."
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post #89 of 92
5/9/11 at 8:42pm
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Originally Posted by Ratty View Post

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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
Diva I need you to help capture me some wimmens
No kidding. Jake and I will fly you out to L.A. for a weekend if you can land us some honeys.

 

I'm in LA next week. Let's do this!

 

Also, why JSim, why?!

 

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post #90 of 92
5/10/11 at 12:59pm

Now that looks like any woman I'd see out and about with no pants on.  Only thing horrible in that shot is those shoes.  No, girl.

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post #91 of 92
5/10/11 at 8:40pm
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I'm sorry, that sweater dress(?) is fucking horrible.

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post #92 of 92
5/10/11 at 9:53pm

$10 says it's her fiancee's sweater.  And she's worn faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar worse than this, so I didn't bat an eye until I saw those kicks.

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