Christine O'Donnell's 1996 Anti-Masturbation Campaign On MTV's 'Sex In The 90s'

Sinners. Aren't we all?

Why doesn't she mind her own business? What a loathsome individual.

Go masturbate a bit Kate. It will help you relax.

The bible says a lot of dumb stuff.

A nickel says she makes Senator.

They can have my masturbation when they pry it from my warm smooth hands.

Guys, don't you think this whole flap over her stand on masturbation is a little silly? Especially considering she said that AIDS sufferers shouldn't be called "victims"?

This woman feels like one of those sequels that get made despite the fact that no one liked the first movie. She's The Revenge of Kitty Galore of fringe candidates.

As I said in the other thread, I love that a dissenter in the ranks like Karl fucking Rove is being called a RINO over this shit.

This country is so doomed, and it has nothing to do with the Spender in Chief.

Just don't take the rest of us with you.

No promises.

You got a spare room, by any chance?

Like I say, though: get enough of these kinds of candidates in there and the Republican "sweep" suddenly looks a lot more uncertain.

Gotta share it with the cat.

Almost all political commentators are saying O Donnell has little or no chance of winning.
But then I have noted that a lot of the posters in Politics seem to take great joy in their doom saying.....

Bitch can take my Senate, but she'll never take my vibrator.

That's been the pattern so far. Almost all the Tea Party candidates have been washouts. Which is particularly sweet, because we're seeing the GOP being brought down by a monster they created.

EDIT: Uh, referring to Dudalb.

So if I think about my husband while I'm masturbating, I'm committing adultery?

You slut!

I have the worst family members ever.

But it would be great fun to watch her try.

I am not quite that optimistic. I think that the Tea Party candidates in Alaska and Kentucky will win. But in competitive states, I think the Tea Party candidates will either be a wash out, or try to move to a more moderate position,like ANgle is trying to do in Nevada.

I hope they do win, then spend their terms introducing legislation to make Masturbation a crime, make school prayer mandatory, eliminate all AIDS research funding because it's "God's will" etc.

And I hope any all moderate politicians hold these proposed laws up to the light of day every single time.

I'd love to see what a no sex for recreation or masturbation society would look like. I bet the blood would be flooding the streets like a river. I already think people are having way to little sex as it is.

I hate it when freaks like this try to pass their abnormal psychology as some kind of virtue.

So O'Donnell isn't married (was she ever married? Is she still a virgin?) and doesn't believe in masturbation.

I can't trust anyone with that much pent-up sexual frustration. She's a ticking bomb!

I would, at this point, dearly love to see John McCain and maybe even George Bush release a statement decrying these wackos. McCain especially - you KNOW he thinks these guys are crazy idiots, and he really should stand up and say it.

Standing up for anything, either physically or morally isn't a concept McCain is familiar with lately.

It certainly feels as if we're heading towards a breaking point and it can go one of two ways: cooler heads prevail and more and more "sensible" conservatives/Republicans step up, take their balls out of these whacko's purses and fucking say what needs to be said.

Alternatively: we're fucked and this is actually step 2 or 3 of "The End." The morons take over the nuthouse and we find out what post-American-dream life is really like.

Holy shit. Read this and tell me what it sounds like. If a majority of these assholes were ever allowed to take over... oh boy. Are we fucked.

Good god. Spell it kids: F-A-S-C-I...

"Do a U-Haul"? What, pack it up and move it to Wisconsin?

Given her hardcore Christian beliefs I wonder if she'd submit to an examination to confirm her, uh, "purity".

How do lawmakers foster Pop Culture? I must have missed the senate hearings where they decided to go ahead and have the NEA fund SEINFELD.

PS I love that she's decrying sexual harassment while leading a crusade to lecture people on their masturbation habits

She can be my rebound. Five bucks says she'll do some creepy shit in the sack.

She's just vehemently opposed to the everyday mass slaughter of trillions of sperm.

I was going to make an "Every Sperm is Sacred" joke, but I doubt the likes of her even knows what Monty Python is.

What about tantric sec? Is that ok?

This right here.

During the most recent Presidential election, a particularly snarky journalist coined the term "Huckenfreude" to describe the pleasure Democrats felt at the sight of Republican establishment discomfort over Mike Huckabee's strong performance in early Republican primaries.

The core concept behind Huckenfreude was that a demographic that Republicans have exploited for generations had come of age and begun to produce its own candidates. Someone from a working class or lower-middle class background isn't supposed to represent "the people;" that's work reserved for heirs of financial and political dynasties. The fact that, like O'Donnell, Huckabee has a reputation for sincere devotion to his religion instead of cynically exploiting the faith of voters to push their tribal identifier buttons was icing on the cake.

Because class identity trumps party affiliation in Washington, a lot of liberal coverage has condemned Tea Party candidates for precisely the same reasons. How many of us have derided Palin not for policy, of which she speaks very little, but for being a hillbilly? I know I'm guilty.

Salon's Glenn Greenwald has a blog entry that opened my eyes a little bit here.

ETA: To stay on topic, Tantric sex is not only non-procreative, it's suspiciously Eastern and rarely missionary. So I would guess that it's out.

Tantric sec? I thought it was supposed to take longer that way.

This coverage has all been like nails on a chalkboard for me because of the same reason Jon Stewart and gang brilliantly highlighted last night with "How will the Democrats #$@! this up".

The truth is, they already have. Did they use this opportunity to get the Dem opponents of O'Donnell etc. out in front? No. Did they amusedly chuckle on the air, looking like dickwads? Yes. Did they make the point that when niches vote, niche candidates get elected, and if people don't want to see the equivalent of Spock getting elected because only Trekkies vote, they need to light a fire under the voters' asses now? No.

Another thing I find painfully apparent is that the message of the Dems seems to be: look how bad the GOP is. There are so many important messages they could be using rather than a negative comparison. How about what Barbara Boxer is campaigning on, which is making things in America again, or talking about actual progressive results, like the fact that if you become overdrawn, you don't end up owing the bank your first child over being one or two dollars in the hole? There are palpable results of Dem legislation that the Dems don't have the good sense to book themselves on CNN to talk about.

If the Dems had a fraction of the well-funded GOP's strategic savvy, the GOP would never win another election. Unfortunately, as I've bemoaned before, the well-oiled GOP has big business' profit motive behind their strength and gusto. Doing the right thing for the people is never going to make anyone rich.

What about if you had an erotic dream and woke up woth morning wood soaked with sticky leakage that was beyond your control? Are those souls gone forever now too?

This woman is wacko!

I went to college down the street from O'Donnell--we were both president of the College Republicans at our respective schools in the early 90s. She spent quite a few nights in my best friend's dorm room. All an act, kids. But hey, rational GOPers don't get to be on Poltically Incorrect.

Her attitude is the legacy of a puritanical fantasy that has also given us generations of deviants, pain freaks, child molesters, animal rapists and killers.

...or get elected apparently.

Talk about answering your own question.

All mistakes in her past which I'm sure she regrets....I bet she has an ice pack under her dress now!

Seriously?! She sure talks like someone who has never had sex.

And how do you know you can't masturbate without lustful thoughts unless you've tried it?

I swear I first read this as "ice PICK under her dress" and it still totally made sense.

More brilliance, this time from a 2007 appearance on the O'Reilly factor:

Any chance we could get one of those mice to run against her?

Not to Fabfunk myself, but...
Christine O'Donnell:


Porn Star Eva Angelina:


Hm.

Thanks for ruining Eva Angelina for me.