Nick's picks of Week 2 of the National Football League. It's where the winners are in bold, I try to defend my crazy/half-brain fantasy football moves and I always, always have the Chargers losing. (Hey, I was right last week!)
Pittsburgh @ Tennessee: Can the Steelers defend against Mr. Johnson?
Miami @ Minnesota: Well, Farve and Co. have to be on the same page of the playbook right now right?
Arizona @ Atlanta: This game is a coin flip.
Baltimore @ Cincinnati: I have Benson on my FF team, so I'm pulling for him. The Cinci offence kind of woke up late in last weeks game. Will the Ravens have better ball movement?
Kansas City @ Cleveland: Anyone remember that Snickers commercials where the end zone painter guy misspelled the team name and ends up painting the Chef's? That was funny.
Chicago @ Dallas: Da Bears don't get lucky this week.
Philadelphia @ Detroit: Have to feel bad for the Lions. They were robbed last week. This week? They will be Vicked. See what I did there...
Buffalo @ Green Bay: If you're in the Chud survival league, do what I do. Pick whoever is playing the Bills.
Tampa Bay @ Carolina: The Panthers had chances last week for a victory.
Seattle @ Denver: Now is when we'll see if this Seahawks team is for real or not.
St. Louis @ Oakland: If the Rams win is that considered a upset?
Houston @ Washington: The Redskins will be wise to Foster and plug the holes.
New England @ N.Y. Jets: While I dislike the Patriots, they did one hell of a job last weekend. As for the
Jets, well, I I'm sure the F-Bombs from Rex Ryan where a thing of beauty.
Jacksonville @ San Diego: Don't act surprised. I would love to see Rivers go all baby again this week. I love that shit.
N.Y. Giants @ Indianapolis: Am I biased? Yes. Hell, I'll be AT the game. But I really do see the Colts playing hard to win this one. Peyton does not make the same kind of mistakes that Moore does.
New Orleans @ San Francisco: This is my upset pick of the week! It's crazy but it can happen. Unless the 49'ers shit the bed again.