The Post is a hole of journalistic integrity, but man if they don't have some awesome headlines. Every time the Jets or Giants lose, I eagerly click refresh on the site to see what clever title they've come up with this week.
But seriously, I want to mount that on my wall and throw darts at it from now until Judgement Day.
IF, and it is a big IF the Jets manage to win*, holy Christ, we will never hear the fucking end of it. If Jesus decided to come back, it would not be half as miraculous and headline stopping as the Jets winning.
* - "pull out of their ass like they have been all fucking year"