I was very excited to see the American Reunion movie. I saw American Pie just after college and remembered it was quite funny.
Jim, Michelle, Oz, Heather, Stifler reunite for their high school...
God dammit. They're ruining it! God dammit again, I sound like a fanboy. I guess I am, but dammit, dammit, dammit. Oh Paul Bettany, why couldn't they have gotten you in Kingdom of Heaven...
Bettany sure loves to give you advance notice when he does one of these cheeseball monster movies. I saw trailers for Legion a good six months in advance, and this (presumed) POS doesn't come out till next May?