Drat, I thought we'd defeated X-Mass already. If congress needs to sign a supplemental funding bill before we can launch a strike on the north pole, so be it. Santa is reported to have reindeer that can reach targets in American cities in mere seconds! If he's not stopped, would you want the smoking gun to be a pile of presents under every christmas tree on the planet? His followers claim that he intends to hit targets across the globe over the course of a single night. You can't reason with an elf