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Oh, Felicity (maybe NSFW)

post #1 of 59
9/19/10 at 9:17pm
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Okay, I'm not normally someone who kicks off this kind of thread (and I'm not 100% sure if this is the right location for it - feel free to shift it, mods!) but this hit me right in the sweet spot and it may do likewise for some of you fine folks.

Keri Russell, everyone!

Mod edit: Image deleted because of possible NSFW nature.

Couple more nice images here, if you're into that kind of thing.
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post #2 of 59
9/20/10 at 4:53am
I'm going to take this pic off your post if you don't mind. It wouldn't be a problem in my job but I can see it being one for others.
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post #3 of 59
9/20/10 at 4:56am
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Understood, and my apologies for any static it may have caused.

Still, click on the link to check out Ms Russell looking superhot.
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post #4 of 59
9/20/10 at 10:19am
Keri's a really attractive woman - and definitely more so now than when she was younger (amazing how some women hit their late 20s and early 30s and DAMN!). But I didn't think the photos were all that great.

This one, however....(Yeah, prolly NSFW).
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post #5 of 59
9/20/10 at 1:47pm
Out of curiosity, what exactly is the problem with posting a maybe-NSFW picture in a thread that has "maybe NSFW" in the title?
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post #6 of 59
9/20/10 at 1:51pm
Because it says "maybe"? What, do you expect me to be responsible and cautious about the links I open while I'm using company property for my own personal enjoyment when I should actually be doing my job? Pfft.
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post #7 of 59
9/20/10 at 1:52pm
Not exactly a problem and not a big deal. Just playing it safe. Anyone that wants the picture, it's just a click away.
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post #8 of 59
9/20/10 at 2:14pm
Like I said, just curious. As for the picture, to quote the good Sir Patrick Stewart, "It's too late. I've seen everything."
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post #9 of 59
9/20/10 at 3:54pm
I've always found her very pretty but not very sexy, even showing this much skin. Natalie Portman is kind of the same way to me. I think it's the wholesomeness I associate with them.
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post #10 of 59
9/20/10 at 9:27pm
Girl needs a haircut.
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post #11 of 59
9/20/10 at 10:09pm
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Originally Posted by Bucho View Post
I think it's the wholesomeness I associate with them.
For me, the wholesomeness is the juice.
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post #12 of 59
9/20/10 at 10:59pm
Yeah, that's not really it, I couldn't think of the right word. I find plenty of wholesome chicks bangable. I think a more accurate way to put it would be that Russell's very pretty but it's a doll-like kind of pretty. Like she's been designed using a computer program or drawn by a comic book artist or something.

I don't know. I think she's a fine actress though, and I liked her work in Waitress and MI3.
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post #13 of 59
9/20/10 at 11:06pm
Yeah, I gotta agree about editing the post. People are warned in the thread title. If you think you will get in trouble for viewing it at work, don't click. Editing other people's posts is a big deal.

As for the pic itself, Keri who? Is she still relevant?
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post #14 of 59
9/20/10 at 11:25pm
All NSFW threads of a sexual nature belong in the sex forum. That's where the Selma Hayek thread was moved, and where similar "Holy fuck this chick is hot" threads should be.
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post #15 of 59
9/21/10 at 12:15am
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Girl needs a haircut.
Can't ruin her career twice, I suppose.
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post #16 of 59
9/21/10 at 1:05am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll View Post
All NSFW threads of a sexual nature belong in the sex forum. That's where the Selma Hayek thread was moved, and where similar "Holy fuck this chick is hot" threads should be.
I agree....and thus moved the thread to the Sex forum.
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post #17 of 59
9/24/10 at 10:57pm
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Originally Posted by Bucho View Post
I've always found her very pretty but not very sexy, even showing this much skin. Natalie Portman is kind of the same way to me. I think it's the wholesomeness I associate with them.
V for Vendetta turned me off to Natalie Portman. That scene where she is supposed to be an underaged call girl; she really does look underage. Hell she looks like puberty hasn't kicked in yet!
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post #18 of 59
9/24/10 at 11:00pm
You are insane. Natalie Portman is probably the sexiest woman alive right now.
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post #19 of 59
9/25/10 at 3:23am
Look at that ass...

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post #20 of 59
9/25/10 at 3:34am

SHE'S GOT A GREAT ASS!
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post #21 of 59
9/25/10 at 6:26am
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You are insane. Natalie Portman is probably the sexiest woman alive right now.
That would be Monica Bellucci. And will be, until such time as her boobs are hanging around her knees.
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post #22 of 59
9/25/10 at 6:59am
Preach it brother.
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post #23 of 59
9/25/10 at 7:20am
Portman is impossibly sexy AND she's Israeli, which means I can marry her without my grandparents getting pissed off. Yes, I think about these things.
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post #24 of 59
9/25/10 at 8:39am
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That would be Monica Bellucci. And will be, until such time as her boobs are hanging around her knees.
Oh yeah. Forget the "top 5" list, she's on the "step over the wife's still-warm corpse* to hit that" list.


* - not implying that I'd KILL my wife to have sex with Monica Bellucci; of course, I'm not saying I wouldn't, either
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post #25 of 59
9/25/10 at 9:35am
Keri Russell needs to be a Bond girl. She's got that Dalton-era look.
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post #26 of 59
9/26/10 at 6:03pm
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Look at that ass...
That is a nice ass. Did you see Lady GaGa's ass last time she was on the cover of Rolling Stone? She makes Portman's ass look like my ass.
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post #27 of 59
9/27/10 at 7:24am
See, Portman's cute as any number of buttons, but the vibe she always puts out in character is "little girl" to me. I've never found her sexy in a film, only in a few interviews.
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post #28 of 59
9/27/10 at 6:39pm
Agreed. I've always found her too pretty and porcelain-doll-like to be sexy.

I had the same opinion of Nicole Kidman and Madeline Stowe.
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post #29 of 59
9/27/10 at 7:12pm
I never really thought about whether I found Portman to be sexy or not, I never thought twice about whether I wanted to put my penis inside of her, but outside of that...

Kidman and Stowe had sexy periods for me. This is awfully piggish, but it didn't really dawn on me how Kidman really had it going on until Eyes Wide Shut and Kubrick's generous photography. I don't know how it's looking these days, but back then I'd swear that Kidman's ass had to have been constructed by the same miraculous E.T. fuckers that built the pyramids.
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post #30 of 59
9/28/10 at 12:38am
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Agreed. I've always found her too pretty and porcelain-doll-like to be sexy.
A good way to put it. Portman's face is almost unearthly in its elegance and beauty. But I simply don't find her sexy.

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I had the same opinion of Nicole Kidman and Madeline Stowe.
Here we part ways. Kidman, pre-fucking-up-her-face-with-surgery, came close but wasn't as untouchable. And Stowe, back in the day, was the librarian you just knew would shag you silly while quoting Neruda.
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post #31 of 59
9/28/10 at 12:50am
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And Stowe, back in the day, was the librarian you just knew would shag you silly while quoting Neruda.
That's a wonderful image.
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post #32 of 59
9/28/10 at 1:35am
Kidman in her Dead Calm/Days of Thunder was damn near perfection in my eyes.
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post #33 of 59
9/28/10 at 2:30am
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Originally Posted by Greg David View Post
Agreed. I've always found her too pretty and porcelain-doll-like to be sexy.

I had the same opinion of Nicole Kidman and Madeline Stowe.
I found Kidman absolutely smoking early in her career but I can see in more recent years (aka a decade) she's barely aged but she's lost her heat. Doll-like pretty much nails it.


eta: To be clear, I don't think it was aging in and of itself that unsexied her. Plenty of actresses her age are plenty hot. Helen Mirren is even older and is plenty hot. Age isn't the thing. Fucking with one's face is.
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post #34 of 59
9/28/10 at 2:37am
Maybe it's cause I grew up with her and remember vividly what Kidman looked like in her BMX Bandits days, but she's always been a freckly ranga to me.
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post #35 of 59
9/28/10 at 2:52am
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Maybe it's cause I grew up with her and remember vividly what Kidman looked like in her BMX Bandits days, but she's always been a freckly ranga to me.
Some of us are into that kind of thing, dude.
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post #36 of 59
9/28/10 at 3:01am
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Kidman's.... always been a freckly ranga to me.
I don't know if you mean this as a good or bad thing. But I'm on board with the whole pre-Botox, redheaded, fine-featured, Aussie firebrand.

Now, granted, even post-Botox, if she (or someone strongly resembling her) walked up to me in a tavern, grabbed my honker, and suggested we go for a roll in the hay, I'd be in a difficult moral positon*, but before she started messing things up, she was RIDICULOUSLY lovely. Now she's fine if you don't know what she looked like beforehand.

And props to the guys who brought up Helen Mirren - IMO I think what makes here sexy in a LOT of guys' eyes is that she didn't run from aging, she rolled with it.

* - married with two kids; single, I'd be on that like white on rice
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post #37 of 59
9/28/10 at 3:19am
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Some of us are into that kind of thing, dude.
Yeah but there's this and this - and then there's just this.

Don't get me wrong - I love redheads - love them. I probably qualify as having 'a thing' for them - I just never saw Kidman as being that attractive personally.

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And props to the guys who brought up Helen Mirren - IMO I think what makes here sexy in a LOT of guys' eyes is that she didn't run from aging, she rolled with it.
For all of you Mirren lovers out there do a google image search on "Helen Mirren" and "Age Of Consent".

...then you can all thank me when you're finished and washed up.
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post #38 of 59
9/28/10 at 3:21am
double post - apologies
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post #39 of 59
9/28/10 at 3:26am
The only time Kidman ever did anything for me (outside her Eyes Wide Shut nakedness) was in Batman Forever. Maybe it was the look, maybe it was the ridiculously oversexed character she played, but whatever it was - it worked.
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post #40 of 59
9/28/10 at 3:35am
No love for her from BILLY BATHGATE?
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post #41 of 59
9/28/10 at 3:44am
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No love for her from BILLY BATHGATE?
Not from over here. Like I said, there's a hundred rangas I'd go weak kneed for before I ever even considered her.
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post #42 of 59
9/28/10 at 4:36am
I love it when you get all Aussie like, mate. I've been reading your last posts with Bryan Brown's voice in my head. I think I'll do that with everything you write from now on.
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post #43 of 59
9/28/10 at 6:08am
I am a Kidman fan as well. Though all the Botox put me a little off in Australia.

Any love for Naomi Watts here? I think she's remarkably smart and beautiful. Not really sexy but still real appealing.
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post #44 of 59
9/28/10 at 6:10am
Mulholland Drive.... DROOOOOOOOOOOL...
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post #45 of 59
9/28/10 at 7:58am
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This thread has taken on a life of its own. Not that I'm complaining.

Because Naomi Watts is THE GOODS. She's gorgeous and she can act her pants off (and sometimes does!).
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post #46 of 59
9/28/10 at 9:12am
Watts...too blond and too skinny for my tastes. I vastly prefer redheads and brunettes, and generally like them to have some actual meat on the bones.
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post #47 of 59
9/28/10 at 9:16am
And for those who like leggy redheads....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwsg3Czyl78

(Music video - fairly safe for work)
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post #48 of 59
9/28/10 at 9:50am
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Watts...too blond and too skinny for my tastes. I vastly prefer redheads and brunettes, and generally like them to have some actual meat on the bones.
...aaah but young Miss Watts circa Tank Girl, now there was a cutie pie.



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post #49 of 59
9/28/10 at 10:04am
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Originally Posted by The Rain Dog View Post
Yeah but there's this and this - and then there's just this.
Airbrush, airbrush, candid. As Kidman's red-headed, curly haired brethren, I have to defend her in this pic and say until you find a good hairdresser who knows how to deal with naturally curly hair (and I don't mean straighten it), you'll look like Carrot Top on crack*. Her face looks absolutely adorable, though baby faced. She hasn't grown into herself yet. Though having met Kidman post-botox, she currently looks like an ice queen.



*I realize that statement is kinda redundant.
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post #50 of 59
9/28/10 at 11:51am
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...aaah but young Miss Watts circa Tank Girl, now there was a cutie pie.
I certainly dig the girl-with-glasses look, but must admit to having never seen TANK GIRL.
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