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DVD REVIEW: THE TOMB (FANGORIA FRIGHTFEST)

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The only thing terrifying about this movie is the fact it was made and released whereas Nailed is still sitting on a shelf.


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post #2 of 9
"More of the Many Scowls"

Awesome. Good job on the review. Made me laugh out loud a few times. Seems to me that Wes Bentley basically looks like a Tobey Maguire who's been Buffy-vamped.
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I wish we had audio to go with those scowls so that way you could hear his listless, detached delivery. It makes everything so much better.
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Apparently not everyone knows that it WASN'T Macbeth, but actually Hamlet.
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No, it's actually the gravedigger in Hamlet. Not Hamlet at all. Alas, Poor Yorrick, I knew him well. A man of infinite jest.
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Can you see at least a three quarters shot of Wes Bentley's ass in one of the many sex scenes? Because if you can ...

Hey, does anyone remember post American Beauty when he was supposed to be doing stuff?
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That's the incredible thing. He was going to be this new dramatic heavyweight young actor, but this movie perfectly showcases how he's completely devoid of any charisma.
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No, actually it IS Hamlet that says it. The line is: "Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Horatio..." No "well" and not the gravedigger.
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I apologize, Mr. Hindmarch. The jokes just aren't reading on paper. But thank you for the corrections in any case.
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